| 2047 Macros |
Caption |
Original Text |
Tags |
|
 |
I EAT ASS HOLES LIKE YOU
FOR BREAKFAST...
THEN I SHIT OUT
ASS HOLE TURDS!
|
FOLLOW ON FACebook https://t.co/68sSXQ7VBJ Da Motha F**CKin Share Z0ne... |
[ shit toilet breakfast ] |
 |
IF I WANTED TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE
EVERY TIME I WENT TO THE DOCTOR
I WOULDN'T PAY
FOR INSURANCE!
|
HEALTH INSURENCE FUCKEN SUCKS. SHARE THIS https://t.co/8nqud4Mfjm |
[ doctor insurance ] |
 |
SCREEN TIME'S OVER?
LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE MOVING THIS GAMING SESSION
TO MY ROOM
|
CHECKMATE. LIKE AND SHARE THIS . https://t.co/CSuz2MqB3w |
[ gaming ] |
 |
TO YOU, IT'S JUT A CHECK UP ...
TO ME, I'M VERY SCARED OF IT
|
SHARE IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF DOC OR JUST THE DOCTOR OFFICE https://t.co/IYvLgHfOpD |
[ doctor scared ] |
 |
NO I CAN'T TURN IT DOWN
MY PHABLET
MY RULES!
|
I BOUGHT IT WITH MY OWN MONEY https://t.co/IYvLgHfOpD |
[ phablet ] |
 |
YOU CAN CALL IT
OVER WEIGHT
BUT I DARE YOU
TO LIFT 400+ LBS
EVERY SINGLE DAY
|
TIRED BUT STRONG |
[ overweight lift ] |
 |
REST IN PEACE
see you at tha cross roads
BOODLEHEIMER
the ultimate fucking badass
BEST FRIENDS 1998-2016
"BETTER TO RULE IN HELL THAN SERVE IN HEAVEN"
keep a spot warm for me down there you old son of a bitch
NO ONE WILL EVER COMPARE
|
MOURN U TILL I JOIN U |
[ cat death heaven hell boodleheimer rip ] |
 |
4 Sale
BABY SHOES
THEY FUCKING SUCK.
|
HEELS DIDN'T EVEN LIGHT UP AFTER A MONSTER JAM |
[ baby shoes ] |
 |
FAREWELL BOODLEHEIMER
1998 2016
too good for this fucking shitty world
with ever lasting love from da share zone
|
CANT SLEEP... MISSING MY MAIN MAN |
[ boodleheimer cat rip ] |
 |
I BEEN.....
- KICKED
- FOOT RUN OVER
- PUNCHED
- HIT W/BEERBOTTLE
- STUNG BY BEE
- ADULT TOOTH KNOCKED OUT BY BIG DOG
- FIRED FROM JOB
- PARROT BIT DOWN TO FINGER BONE
- SAT ON COUCH IN DUMP & SPRING GOT ME IN ASS
- SPRAYED BY SKUNKS
- HIT ON HEAD WITH BOTTLE
- JUDO FLIPPED IN 8TH GRADE
- LIED TO
- CHEATED ON
- PENCIL LEAD STILL STUCK IN THUMB
GUESS WHAT?? STILL NOT DEAD BITCH
|
SORRY... I LIVED BITCH |
[ bee beerbottle pencil skunk judo ] |
 |
I MISS YOU BOODLEHEIMER
1998-2016
what is happening to me? crazy some say
where is my friend when I need you most?
gone away...
- duran duran "ordinary world"
|
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITHOUT MY MAIN DUDE BY MY SIDE |
[ boodleheimer duran duran ] |
 |
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE
GAY, STRAIGHT OR BI,
I JUST WANNA KNOW ...
WILL YOU HELP ME MOVE??
|
RESPECTFULLY, GIVE ME A FUCKIN HAND HERE |
[ gay straight bi move ] |
 |
HOW CAN I
SAMPLE
THE CHIPS
IF THERE ARE
NONE LEFT
|
WHEN YOU GO TO SAPLE DAY AT THE GROCERY AND THEY DON'T REFILL THE TRAY AND YOU MISS THE FREE SAMPLES |
[ chips sample ] |
 |
congradtulations
YAMATO TANOOKA
JAPANESE BOY, AGE 7
STILL KICKIN ASS
REPORTEDLY FOUND ALIVE
AFTER 6 DAYS LOST IN FOREST
|
OH F*CK YEAH |
[ japanese forest ] |
 |
ITS FRIDAY BITCHES
im spending the weekend in hell
|
OH Y'EAH |
[ friday weekend hell ] |
 |
DAMN RIGHT I'M AN
OUTLAW...
OUT OF IDEAS FOR MEMES
LAW GING OFF THIS WEBSITE
|
AINT A CELL CAN HOLD ME.. SHARE Z0NE facebook |
[ outlaw memes ] |
 |
UNPROTECTED
SEX
is the
real
GAMBLE
... AND GAMBLING
KICKS A$$...
|
ROLL THE BONES |
[ sex gambling ] |
 |
HEY BUDDY I GOT AN -ISM FOR YA
ALTRUISM
EAST THE SUFFERING OF
YOUR FELLOW CREATURES
BITCH MOTHERFUCKER
|
OR ARE YOU AFRAID |
[ altruism suffering rose ] |
 |
GENDER...
why choose?
|
THE MORE THE MERRIER MOTHERFUCKER |
[ gender ] |
 |
THIS
MOTHERFUCKING
FONTPACK
CAME WITH
MALWARE!!!
|
C:\Users\DAMFZONE\Desktop\FuCKinGbAD_ass_FOnTS_Xx-Vad3r-xX.exe.rar |
[ fonts malware ] |
 |
MY TATTOO
MY FUCKEN SPELLING
|
SNEMPER FI |
[ tattoo spelling ] |
 |
YOUR STARTUP WENT PUBLIC?
CONGRATS ON THE IPO
NOW HOW ABOUT AN IPA?
AN
INITIAL
PUBLIC
ASSKICKING
ALSO THE BEER TOO
|
FACEBOOK SHARE ZONE |
[ ipo ipa startup beer ] |
 |
ACTUALLY, I LIKE SOME
POP STUFF
I KNOW..
YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT
|
I AIN't SOME NORMIE - DA SHARE Z0NE ON FACEBOOK COM |
[ pop music ] |
 |
OUT OF
MOIST WIPES?
I'LL BE WORKING FROM HOME TODAY
|
GOTTA HAVE THE WET ONES |
[ work from home wet wipes ] |
 |
rip
BOODLEHEIMER
1998 2016
SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN
DA ROGER SATO
YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD MAN
|
MISS YOU EVERY DAY BUDDY... HOPE SHIT IS GOING GOOD FOR YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE |
[ rip roger sato boodleheimer ] |
 |
I will pay
$28
for CORRECT BASS TABS
of LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
TOM COCHRANE VERSION ONLY
not the god damned rascal flats one
|
CAN I JUST GET ONE THING RIGHT |
[ bass ] |
 |
YOU WANT TO FIGHT MY CAT?
you gotta get throught ME
any my OTHER CATS
first bitch
Rip BOODLEHEIMER
I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY OTHER CATS RIGHT NOW
|
ACT ODD GET CLAWED BITCH |
[ cat rip boodleheimer ] |
 |
I JUST WALKED IN THE DOOR!
You Can Have A Treat
IN AFUCKIN MINUTE
|
ITS NOT EVEN REAL LAMB SO RELAX |
[ treat ] |
 |
SOON ALL THE BABY
BOOMERS WILL BE DEAD
GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE WORST GENERATION EVER
|
THANKS FOR NOTHING |
[ boomers ] |
 |
R.I.P.
THE ACTOR IN ALF
I THOUGHT IT WAS A
PUPPET BUT THERE
WAS A GUY IN THERE
|
GREAT SHOW FROM THE 90S. PLEASE PAY RESPECT |
[ alf rip ] |
 |
Oh I'm CHICKENSHIT?
YOU MEAN I NOURISH
THE EARCH
AROUND ME???
You fucken no soil ecology understanding
ass dumb mother fucker. piece of shit
|
WHA TNOW GENIUS https://t.co/IYvLgHfOpD |
[ earth ecology ] |
 |
I'm so TWISTED and MESSED UP and SICK
THEY SHOULD LOCK ME UP
but in our justice system is WEIGHTED
IN MY FAVOR
|
IT'S LIKE YOU GOTTA HAVE A RECORD TO GET A RECORD |
[ justice ] |
 |
I'm NOT CRYING!
my eyes are just
PISSING
on your
GRACE
|
GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE... OH ITS YOUR BITCH ASS FACE!!! |
[ crying pissing grave ] |
 |
STANDING UP TO PEE?
* gross * not healthy
* splashy * stall is better
* gotta put seat up * got to stay standing up
* have to aim the whole time
* not for everyone * not equality/problematic
* uncool in 2016 * cant crap during it
* for jocks * sets bad example
* urinals are gross * splashback
* what if you have a seizure
JUST NOT MY STYLE DUDE
|
IM NOT THE ONE WHOSE WEIRD ON THIS... TRUST ME |
[ pee standing up splashback ] |
 |
IM STUPID
BUT IM RIGHT
|
NO FUCKEN COMMENT!!! |
[ stupid right ] |
 |
THERES GONNA BE
TWO HITS
US HITTING THE
DANCE FLOOR
and
ME HITTING YOU
UP FOR HONEST
FEEDBACK
|
AND PROBABLY SOME TOP 40 |
[ dance floor feedback ] |
 |
JUST TRYING TO DO MY DAMN JOB
|
https://t.co/radSLB4aog |
[ job ] |
 |
OK IM IN THE FIRST TOWN
SO WHAT THE FUCK
|
LITTLE HELP, BITCH? |
[ town rpg ] |
 |
FUCK OUTSIDE
|
TIRED OF IT |
[ outside ] |
 |
WISH YOU HAD 99 LIVES
but I'll take just one
RIP BOODLEHEIMER
1998-2016
|
MISSING YOU REAL HARD WITH ALL THIS FUCKED UP SHIT IN THE WORLD GOING ON |
[ rip boodleheimer ] |
 |
You Got a
PROBLEM
MOTHERFUCKER???
I hope I havent
OFFENDED YOU
some how
please dont be mad at me!!!
I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID
|
I CANT STAND THIS!!! |
[ offended mad ] |
 |
EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS GOOD
IS FUCKING GARBAGE, BITCH
|
FACT |
[ garbage ] |
 |
thanks for the dick pic
NOW FUCK OFF
|
LOOKS LIKE A BUSTED SINK HOT DOG |
[ dick pic ] |
 |
TRUE STRENGTH IS...
- KEEP TRYING AGAIN
- EATING FAMILY DINNER
- FOREGIVING THE PAS
- CHALLENGING COMCAST BILL
- MOWED LAWN
- LOWER SSRI DOSE
- PROUD OF RICH SIBLING
- MIXTAPE FOR WORK CRUH
- MOVING (THANKS FOR THE HELP)
- SAYING HI TO THE BARISTA
- BEING YOURE SELF
- CRYING FOR BOODS
- GIVEING PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
- NOT FEELING BAD FOR SKIPPING WORKOUT
- FRIEND TO ANIMALS
- GETTING OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING BED
|
https://t.co/3xOKay48BS |
[ strength comcast ssri mixtape workout lawn ] |
 |
R.I.P.
MEATLOAF
"BAT FROM HELL"
WE WILL NOT FOTGET YOU
|
HE IS ROCKING OUT WITH PRINCE, BILLY CORGEN, JIMMI AND THE GREATS NOW |
[ rip meatloaf ] |
 |
heading home a little early
NOT FEELING GREAT
AND I HAVE ERRANDS
fuck it friday hear at @dasharez0ne
|
ILL KEEP AN EYE ON MY EMAIL THOUGH |
[ friday errands ] |
 |
REST IN PEACE PRINCE BE
"i'm adrift on memory bliss with you"
thru patient eyes
hope
love
spirituality
HELL IS FULL BITCH
LOVE FROM DA SHARE Z0NE
|
"WHATEVER IT IS I DO I TRY DO THINK ABOUT YOU" - PM DAWN - MADE THIS ON LIBRARY COMPUTER BLESS U LIBRARY |
[ rip prince be ] |
 |
Triumphant
Iinvigorated
Ready
Energised
Defeated
NOW LET ME TAKE ER EASY!!
|
ILL KICK ASS WHEN IM DONE CHILLING |
[ acrostic tired ] |
 |
GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT
hey man we all go through some shit
ONCE IN AWHIE SOME SHIT GOES DOWN
don't feel sorry for me i'm just
GOT SOME SHIT GOING ON
CANT REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW
GONNA BE OK BUT THANKS
HEY AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ALL GOT SHIT GOING ON
BEN SAID I COULD USE HIS CAR
avert ur eyes if you don't wanna see me thiving bitch
|
AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A THUGG |
[ shit ] |
 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
JESUJONES
rest in peace from da share zone
gone but never forget
|
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.... |
[ rip jesus jones ] |
 |
FUCK THIS
I DONT KNOW what I am doing
but i am TRYING to do a
GOOD JOB and if you WONT
give me a CHANCE i BONT
know how I AM SUPPOSED
to PROVE anything to you
so if its OK WITH YOU
m
o
t
h
er
f
uc
k
er
I'm
Getting
HIGH with my main dude
|
F*CK OFF |
[ getting high prove myself ] |
 |
IBS LIFE
ow...
gotta go home man
I got a rumble in the Bronx dude
yeah sorry I can't go
in a public bathroom
it's just how it is with me
|
SORRY I KNOW THIS WAS YOUR BIG BIRTHDAY NIGHT |
[ ibs bronx public bathroom ] |
 |
GOOD NIGHT
TO THE
AMERICAN AGE
dont let the door hit ya
where the founding
fathers split ya
FUN WHIE IT LASTED BITCH!!!
|
YOUR BIRTHDAY IS OVER AND IM ALL OUT OF CAKE BITCH |
[ america founding fathers ] |
 |
LIMITED TO 5
ARTICLES A
MONTH?
NOT WITH MY 'PAPER
SUSCRIPTION...
BITCH
|
YOU ARE READING #1 OF YOUR 5 FREE SHARE Z0NES THIS MONTH..........BITCH |
[ newspaper ] |
 |
if the
INFERNET
is so FUCKING GREAT
why can't I find_
TOM COCHRANE
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
BASS TABS
fucking anywhere!!!!!
|
ITS EITHER THE RASCAL FLATTS VERSION OR THERE ACTUALLY GUITAR TABS OR THERE WRONG |
[ bass tabs tom cochrane ] |
 |
how about you
SHUT the
FUCK UP
I WAS RAISED IN A QUIET HOUSEHOLD
AND FULL-VOLUME CONFRONTATION
IS UNFAMILIAR AND UPSEETING TO ME.
I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS MY OWN
ISSUE AND YOU SHOULD NOT FEEL
THE OBLIGATION TO TAILOR YOUR
RESPONSE TO MY EMOTIONS.
RAISED VOICES MAKE ME FEEL
THREATENED AND HELPLESS,
BUT MY COMFORT IS NOT YOUR
PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITY.
SPEEK FOR YOURSELF FREELY
IN WHATEVER MANNER YOU
FEEL MOST COMFORTABLE WITH
AND I WILL TRY MY VERY BEST
TO ADJUST AND LISTEN WITH
AN OPEN HEART. ABOVE ALL
KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND
CHERISH YOUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
bitch
|
INDOOR VOICES PLEASE MOTHER FUCKER |
[ shutup friendship love ] |
 |
RIP BOODLEHEIMER
1998-2016
KICKING ASS IN HELL
BE THERE SOON BROTHER
|
WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER BAD BOYS FOR LIFE |
[ rip boodleheimer ] |
 |
DEEATH IS TEMPORARY
rip boodleheimer 1998-21016
LOVE IS FOREVER
oh shit your in the god damn share z0ne now bitch
|
DEATH IS ALSO FOREVER INREALIZED WHEN I WAS DONE MAKING THIS BUT IT SOUNDS COOL SO KEEP FUCKING SHARING MY FRIENDS |
[ rip death love boodleheimer ] |
 |
*BUSTS IN ALL OUT OF BREATH*
HOLY SHIT
NEW MOTHERFUCKING DOG IN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD BITCHES
|
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
[ dog ] |
 |
WAKIN UP FUCKEN SUCKS
but you gotta do what you gotta do
|
FEEL LIKE HELL,,, AND HELL KICK'S ASS |
[ waking up gotta do what you gotta do ] |
 |
it takes
STRENGH
to CRY
at work
FOR NO REASON
all the time
and everyones asking whats up
and it starts to be a real problem
|
IM OK... MAYBE ITS SOCIETY THAT IS NOT OK |
[ strength cry at work ] |
 |
TWO EGGS OVER EASY
FOR DINNER
+TOAST 2X
PLUS TWO VODKA
CRANBERRIES
AND YET GOD HAS SAID NOT A WORD
REAL BACHELOR SHIT
FOOD GENIOUS 2016
|
EAT LIKE A TRUE BAD ASS DAY AND NIGHT AND NEVER BACK DOWN |
[ food genious vodka eggs dinner bachelor ] |
 |
too old to learn to skate
too old to go full goth
some new rap i dont get it
too old for candy
too old to learn spanish
get heartburn from beer
too old to be skinny
starting to like tom petty
too old to establish credit
its too late to really do anything cool
too old for hard video games
too old for a real career type job
my hip just hurt for the first time ever
maybe ill never be good at bass
too old to ride a bike for fun
too old to eat hell of burgers
no man should out live his cat
cartoons seem stupid now
too old to stay up late
too old for sex probably
too old for baggy jeans
too old to be friends with teens
what if im never happy like when i was a kid
BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!!
bitch
|
"THE,FUTURE WAS WIDE OPEN" TOM P. |
[ skate goth candy spanish beer tom petty video games career bass bike burgers cat cartoons sex baggy jeans friends happiness too old ] |
 |
This Town Ain't
BIG ENOUGH
FOR BOTH OF US
let's run away together dude
|
MAKE MY DAY |
[ cowboy ] |
 |
JUT WORK UP GUYS
HOW's WVERYTHING GOING
SHIT STILL GOING GOOD OUT THERE???
WHY IS SVSEYONE ACTING WEIRD
|
WHATS UP |
[ woke up ] |
 |
JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT
HENTTAI
THEY GOT CARTOONS
WITH TITTIES ON IT
I WILL BE IN MY ROOM
|
IM DONE FOR THE DAY COME FIND ME TOMORROW IF YOU NEED SOMETHING |
[ hentai titties ] |
 |
HEY DYSON AIR BLADE
YOU
TALK
ALOT
OF SHIT
but my hands are still
NOTICEABLY DAMP
|
PAPER TOWLS AINT OVER YET FOLKS DONT BELEIVE THE HYPE |
[ dyson drying hands ] |
 |
sorry not going to be able to make it tonight
im just not feeling like i can handle new
people right now and plus all your friends
are so smart and i dont know about stuff
and james is going to be there and i wish i
knew what to say to him but you know how
it is
minor
social
OBLIGATIONS
|
ACTUALLY GOING TO JUST CHILL TONIHHT BUT THANKS |
[ social obligations ] |
 |
but still kicking ass
|
ITS NOT OVER YET MOTHER FUCKER EVEN IF IT LOOKS LIKE ITS OVER |
[ still kicking ass ] |
 |
IM HIGH
AS SHIT
I remember the exact
layout of the grocery
store in my old town
calling the cops cause im having other peoples memories
i feel like theres a guy outside
|
I CAN EITHER HEAR FOOT STEPS OR I DONT HEAR FOOT STEPS BUT I CANT TELL WHICH ONE |
[ high grocery store ] |
 |
feeling
ROMANTIC
"The Hornieness Of the Soul"
|
WOULD NOT MIND SEEING A TITY ALSO BUT THATS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT MAINLY |
[ romantic horny rose ] |
 |
thinking of going
ROCKABILLY
PRO's
- HAIR STYLE EASY
- THE BABES
- BIG GUITARS
- MAKEFRIENDS
- SOMETHING TO DO
- DENIM
- CHRIS ISAAK
CON'S
- BRIAN SELTZER
- GAS MILEAGE
- SAYING "DOLLS" ETC
- BAD TATOOS
- LAS VEGAS
- BASICALLY SUCKS
- MORRISSEYS NEW BAND
|
NEED SOME ADVICE -ADMIM |
[ rockabilly morrissey chris isaak tatoo ] |
 |
YEA I HAVE
IBS...
INVINCIBLE
BUT SHITTING
|
GOT COOKIE TUMMY RIGHT NOW BUT IM STAYING STRONG |
[ ibs invincible shitting ] |
 |
WHAT
EVERYTHING
???-SOON
ME WORRY?
|
https://t.co/l9WVxZdCf5 |
[ worry tombstone ] |
 |
CANT' GO BACK
TO WENDY'S YET
too soon since last visit
dont want them to ask my name
"afraid of becoming a regular"
"would you like the usual"
|
ALLREADY BECOMING A BIT TO FAMILIAR WITH DRIVE THROU LADY -ADMIN |
[ wendys lawn mower ] |
 |
TOO MANY EMOIJIS
- TO LONG TO FIND WHICH ONE
- NEED TO USE ALL SKIN COLORS TO BE FAIR
- WHAT HAPPEND TO :) and :(
- WHAT DOES THE GHOST ONE MEAN
|
to hard to find the 💀 and ghost one (cant find ghost for th |
[ emoji ] |
 |
I'M LIVING THE GOOD LIFE
GETTIN UP LATE
OVEREATING
ONLINE 25/7
DRRRRRRRRRRRRUGSS
|
IF YOU GOT IT,, FLANT IT --ADMIN |
[ drugs overeating acrostic ] |
 |
CITY WITHOUT A RAP STATION
CITY WITHOUT HOPE
|
AND GOD SAID BEHOLLD,, IF I FIND 10 GOOD SONGS IN THE CITY I SHALL SPARE THE WHOLE PLACE FOR THERE SAKE |
[ rap radio ] |
 |
CHECK THIS
SHIT OUT BITCH:
I HATE MYSELF
BITCH
|
DEAL WITH IT |
[ hate ] |
 |
FRIDAY IS PRETTY MUCH
THE WEEKEND
SO TELL WORK
TO FUCK OFF
steal some shit to
|
TELL EM THE Z0NE SENT YA |
[ work friday ] |
 |
FUCK OFF
DO NOT DISTURB
JUT A SECOND
HOLD ON
PRIVATE COMPUTER TIME
|
https://t.co/Bn9sT9vbhz |
[ do not disturb ] |
 |
SORRY ABOUT YOUR
GUEST BATHROOM
BUT I GOTTA BE ME
|
TRUE TO MYSLEF AT ALL COSTS --ADMIN |
[ bathroom ] |
 |
DRUGS DONT MAKEYOU SMART
BUT THEY
DEFINETELY
MAKEYOU
SMART
|
THINKING OFF IDEAS |
[ drugs smart ] |
 |
HELL NO
ABSOULTEY NOT
RESENT IT
DONT LIKEIT
WHY BOTHER
OVERRATED
RELAXIN OWNS
KNOCK IT OFF
|
STICK THIS "VALUE', UP YOURE ASS,, --ADMIn |
[ acrostic hard work ] |
 |
HAVING COMPANY OVER
THIS WEEKEND
|
IT"S PROBABLY FINE ILL BE FINE |
[ company weekend ] |
 |
FEMINISM
is the
radical
belief
that
WOMEN
are
SKELETONS
|
EVERYBODDY BONES --ADmin |
[ feminism ] |
 |
IVE BEEN SAYING
THE
WRONG
LYRICS
FOR LIKE 10 YEARS
|
ONLT GOD CAN JUDGE ME |
[ only god can judge music lyrics ] |
 |
BEWARE
THE IDEAS
OF MARCH
|
WATCH YOUR BACK... OR GET FUCKED -aDMIN |
[ march ] |
 |
WORK SCHED.XLSX
8:00-8:15 TRAFFIC FUCKEN SUCKS
8:15-8:30 CAFFENE INJECTION LOL
8:30-9:00 CHECKIN UP ON MY SITES
9:00-9:30 DAMN, A LOTTA EMAIL
9:30-9:45 BATHROOM BREAK #1
9:45-10:00 WALK AROUND BUILDING OR BATHROOM EMERGENCY
10:00-11:00 JUST SORT OF LOOKING AT CRAIGSLIST AND THINKIN ABOUT STUFF
11:00-11:30 TALK TO ANNOYING COWORKER AFTER CLOSING BROWSER TABS
11:30-1:30 LUNCH
1:30-2:00 BATHROOM BREAK #2
2:00-2:30 I CAN FIND A BETTER JOB THAN THIS ONLINE
2:30-3:00 STOP EMAILING ME!
3:00-3:30 IS IT NORMAL TO BE THIS TIRED DURING THE DAY?
3:30-4:00 I AM NOT STARTING A PROJECT THIS LATE
4:00-4:30 REFRESHING THE SAME SITES AND CHECKING THE TIME
4:30-4:55 NOVEL.DOCX
4:55-5:00 ANSWER ONE EMAIL
|
C:\Users\ADMIN\Documents\Old\2009\Personal\Docs\Backup\Documents\Old\2009\Personal\Docs\ |
[ email traffic caffeine craigslist job novel ] |
 |
DO I LOOK LIKE I
GIVE A SHIT
BECAUSE I REALLY DO
JUST HAVE TROUBLE SHOWING EMOTION
APPEARENCES ARE DECEIVEING
I DONT KNOW HOW IM COMING ACROSS TO YOU BITCH
BUT I AM LISTENING
|
YEAH< I DO HAVE A PROBLEM,, THANKS FOR ASKING |
[ listening emotion ] |
 |
I NEED A CUBE
need a cube...
CUBE'S ROCK..
Whish I had a cube
|
C OOL
U LTIMATE
"B ITCH"
E XCELLENT.
THATS CUNES FOR YA. ADMIN |
[ cube ] |
 |
YOUR COMPANY'S HIRING BUT I CAN'T INTERVIEW?
not your call
JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS
NO PROBLEM DUDE
I get it
YOU'LL KEEP
ME IN MIND
next time!
|
HEY, MY RESAME STAYS ON FILE FOR 6 MONTHS....NEVER KNOW WHAT CUOLD HAPPEN |
[ job hiring ] |
 |
FUCK THE DONUTT SHOP WIFI
DOESNT WORK SLOW CANT AGREE TO TERMS OF SERVIDE
PLUS I NEED MORE COFFE
DONUT HOLES ARE ACTUALLY BALLS SO WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK BARECLAWS TOO BIG TOO EAT TOO MUCH DOUGHNUT
THERE'S NO FILLING NEEDS CHOCOLATE
AND
THERES NO
FILLING
INSIDE
|
DON"T TALK TO MYSELF BEFORE I,VE HAD MY COFFEE --ADMIN |
[ donuts wifi bearclaws ] |
 |
SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH
THE BADASS COUSIN YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ALL THE TIME
|
https://t.co/0uN3uSbWjT |
[ sleep cousin ] |
 |
MIGHT HONK ONE OFF
dont 100% feel like it
low horny levels but bored
been hitting snooze on the nutt too long
medically neccessary
Self Care
gotta beep the guppy
|
BEEN PUTTING IT OFF BUT ITS TIME TO LET THE HEN OUT |
[ masturbation ] |
 |
NOT LISTENING TO TOM PETTY SWEAR TO GOD
no you cant listen to my headphones
i dont have to prove shit to you
|
ITS SOMETHING COOL |
[ tom petty headphones ] |
 |
It takes a
BIG MAN
to admit that
COUNTING
CROWS
Sort of kicks ass
THEY WERENT LIKE SUPER GOOD
BUT IF MR. JONES COMES ON I PROBABLY WONT SHUT IF OFF
fuck that big yellow taxi cover tho
|
MAKING PIECE WITH MYS ELF --ADMIN |
[ counting crows ] |
 |
YOU LAUGH BECAUSE IM
DIFFERENT
I LAUGH BECAUSE
YOU ARE LAUGHING
AND I ASSUMED THERE WAS A JOKE
|
WHOSE LAUGHING NOW BITCH??? BOTH OF US!! |
[ laughing joke ] |
 |
TO MUCH CURREN EVENTS
IM NOT SMART ENOUGH
DONT REMEMBER WHOS BAD
ALL THE ARTICLES HAVE PAYWALL
READING THE TL
WHATS UP WITH ALL THE BALD BLOGERS
FUCKINF SUCKS TODAY
TO MANY NEW CELEBS
EVERYONE MAKING SAME JOKES
DONT KNOW MOST STUFF
MAYBE IM JUST HUNGRY
|
ANOTHER BAD DAY ON COMPTER --ADMIN |
[ current events celebs hungry ] |
 |
HOW THE FUCK
DOES THE MAILMAN
GET IN MY APAREMENT BUIDING
SPECIAL KEY?
NO CONCERGE
HOW
JUST STRAIGHT UP BREAKS A WINDOW?
PARKOUR?
WAITS TIL SOMEBODY GOSE IN?
THIS IS FUCKING WITH ME SO BAD RIGHT NOW
|
MAILMAN SCHOOL HOW TO APPLY |
[ mailman parkour ] |
 |
"Doig anything cool this weekend?"
ME: Yes Im Am Doing "DIY"...
Drilling
Into
Your houe
bitch
|
LITTLE ASS HOLES EVERYWERE |
[ weekend diy drilling ] |
 |
OPINIONS ARE ALOT LIKE ASSHOLES
BUT IM NOT HERE TO EAT OPINIONS
|
I STILL RESPESCT THEM THOUGH --ADMIn |
[ opinions ] |
 |
I DONT KNOW WHAT
420 ACTUALLY MEANS
AND IM NOT
LOOKIN IT UP
|
TRY 365 --ADMI |
[ 420 weed ] |
 |
OH BY GOD
i thought yesterday was friday
|
https://t.co/lh27GpOt8w |
[ friday ] |
 |
SAW A BOOB UNEXPECTEDLY
entire day is going to be fucked up
ABSOLUTELY ABNORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES no baby etc
lady popped one out in 7/11 for no real reason and now i gotta process this shit for the rest of th
|
MIGHT HAVE TO CALL IN SICK |
[ boobs 7/11 ] |
 |
NO LOCK ON THE STALL
BUT IM STILL SHITING BITCH
|
UNSTOPABLE |
[ stall public bathroom lock ] |
 |
cool bass guitars
|
https://t.co/5r7zkeY5l4 |
[ bass guitar web search job ] |
 |
FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS...
DIRTY AS HELL
|
"--ADMIN" |
[ dirty ] |
 |
only
God can
judge me
and everyone else can too i really hope they like me
|
I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE. UNLESS YOU THINK I SHOULD ? |
[ only god can judge ] |
 |
HAPPY STEAL SHIT FROM WORK DAY
FROM DA MOTHA
FUCKEN SHAREZ0NE
|
CONGRATS TO ALL --ADMIN |
[ steal from work ] |
 |
|
IBS FUCK OFF!!!!!!! |
[ public bathroom ] |
 |
TOO HIGH TO BE ON THIS BUS
EVERYBODY CAN TELL
|
BUS A BUS |
[ too high weed bus ] |
 |
DID I
REMEMBER TO CLEAR MY BROWSER HISTORY
|
GOTTA GO |
[ browser history math ] |
 |
EVERYBODY'S A BADASS
TILL THEY MEED ONE
THEN THERES TWO BADASSES
JUST FUKKEN CHILLEN
|
AND THAT'S DOPE -aDMIN |
[ badass ] |
 |
LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE ITS YOURE LAST
SCARED OVERFULL AND HORNY
|
https://t.co/5TTjo1rV24 |
[ horny scared clock ] |
 |
AND THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT
|
https://t.co/zXqVeTzrKC |
[ earth trashcan ] |
 |
BIIIIIITCH
HATTERS
|
NOT HOW IT HAPENED BUT DREAMS DONT CARE admin |
[ haters semi ] |
 |
GOT A UNIVERSAL REMOTE
can ffwd everythign ow
finally in control
hulu still doesnt work
gonna svae so much time
gotta canncel hulu
|
IF I"M PAYING 4 IT WHYRE THEIR COMMERCIALS |
[ hulu universal remote commercials ] |
 |
ONE MORE TURD
IN HELL'S TOILET
BOTTOM TEXT
|
ROGER AILES PIECE OF SHYT -ADMIN @dasharez0ne |
[ roger ailes ] |
 |
RIP
CHRIS CORNELLI
long hair rules
yelling owns
being shirtless rules
little beards were cool then
rock and roll super hunk
rip keep rockig out
audioslave had that one so
|
KEEP ROCK AND ROLLING OUT THERE |
[ rip chriss cornelli ] |
 |
ADMIN MUST EAT ASS TO SAVE WORLD
CITIZENS ASKED TO "OFFER BUTTHOLES"
FOR SAKEOF ALL LIFE ON EARTH
"I'm no Hero" Humble Genius Insists
ADMIN nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
|
PICKED U UP A PAPER --ADMIN |
[ newspaper ] |
 |
FRIDAY MEETING?
NO PROBLEM
IM ALREADY FUCKED UP
|
AND YOU SHOULD BE TO --ADmi |
[ office friday meeting ] |
 |
FORGOT MY FUCKIN
SOCIAL SECURITY
NUMBER
|
ITS LIKE 92-SOMETHING-7. DO I NEED IT |
[ social security ] |
 |
DONT REMOVE CONFEDERATE
MONUMENTS
BLOW EM THE FUCK UP.
BITCH!!
|
DEFEATED AND FORGOTTEN |
[ confederate monuments ] |
 |
YEAH, I GOT AN ASS PROBLEM...
MY BOSS
GOOD THING I CAN HIDE
FROM HIM WITH THIS
DIAHREAEA
|
SOMETIME'S THINGS WORK OUT --ADMin |
[ boss diarrhea office ] |
 |
WHAT IF ALIENS
ATE TOO MANY
WEED GUMMIES
BEFORE
WORK
AND SPENT ALL MORNING
THINKING ABOUT US
|
U NEVER NOW |
[ weed aliens gummies ] |
 |
FUCK!!!!
I WAS SUPPOSED FO FEFD
JEREMY'S IGUANGA
|
I CAN STILL GET OVER THERE BEFORE IT GETS PISSED |
[ iguana ] |
 |
this is too hard for me
they will know im high
the phone is too confusing
i cant talk to. a person
they are going to send the cops
they laugh at me after i hang up
this place doesmt do on line
im going to fuck this up
i can eat those old chips
BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF
you can have pizza if you order it
|
-ADMIN |
[ pizza high ] |
 |
GETTING RICH ON THE STOCK MARKET
DONT HAVE TO WORK ANY MORE
da motha fuckin share z0ne
alot of stock
"THE MONEY GENIOUS"
|
IF ASS HOLES CAN DO IT SO CAN I ADMIN |
[ stock market money ] |
 |
|
https://t.co/pXRje7mO7D |
[ dream motorcycle bass ] |
 |
PERSON OFF THE YEAR
TIME
The Mother Fucking Share Zone
Could this genious be cool too?
ADMIN
|
WHAT A HONER |
[ time magazine ] |
 |
JUST.
SAY.
HOLD
ON A
SEC
I GOT
A
BETTER
IDEA.
DONT SMOKE CIGARETTS
just roll a motherfucken blunt
|
THING ABOUT IT,,, --ADMIN |
[ cigarettes weed ] |
 |
BLINDS GET CLOSED
SLATS UP
NEVER
SLATS DOWN
'NUFF SAID
..BITCH. NUFF SAID
|
AND THATS THAT - ADMIN |
[ blinds ] |
 |
UNITED STATES
OF
AMERICA
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE?"
|
DOING WHAT WE CAN.. WITH WHAT WE GOT. SICNE 177 |
[ usa ] |
 |
YOU CAN STEAL ANYTHING FROM WORK
YOU DONT HAVE TO WANT IT
JUST THROW IT AWAY AT HOME
"fuck em"
|
HELL YEAH --ADm in |
[ work steal ] |
 |
BUTTS
|
https://t.co/CIGGu3TyaG |
[ butts ] |
 |
you can send
all the
NUDES
you want
BUT I WILL NEVER BE HORNY ONLINE
|
https://t.co/VsMZuLRFlD |
[ nudes horny ] |
 |
YEA I WAS
LATE
LEFT ONTIME
ALREADY ON MY WAY
TRAFFIC,, U KNOW
EVERYBODY FUCKS AROUND UNTIL 9:30 AT LEAST
|
WHENS LUNTCH BITCH |
[ late acrostic traffic ] |
 |
|
https://t.co/lLqri4p4tq |
[ car ] |
 |
HERES A QUARTER
CALL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT
"You are Not Alone"
IM HERE TO HELP
ANY TIME DAY OR NIGHT
|
--ADMIn |
[ call phone ] |
 |
DONT YOU WANT
TO SEE WHATS
IN THE NEWS
|
BETTER CHECK YOURE PHONE --ADMInf |
[ news ] |
 |
TO THE
FUCKEN DICK
WHO BULLIED
ME IN
SEVENTH
GRADE
SORRY
I MADE
FUN OFF
YOURE
PARENTS DIVORCE
|
NOT COOL --ADMMIN |
[ divorce grade bully ] |
 |
ALL IS SUFFERING
YEAR AND IT FUCKEN SUCKS TO!!!!
IS TEMPORARY
THE SELF IS AN ILLUSION
|
HAPPY HUMPDAY |
[ illusion suffering ] |
 |
SORRY OUR PLANS
FELL THROUGH
"its no big deal"
|
HAD OTHER STUFF TO TO ANYWAY --ADMIN |
[ plans ] |
 |
THE WEEKEND
"ITS ALMOST LIKE YOUR FREE"
|
https://t.co/7tzitJHGjy |
[ weekend ] |
 |
THEY CAN'T CHARGE FULL PRICE
IF ITS ALL FUCK*D UP
|
HOW TO GET A GOOD CAR FOR CHEEP |
[ car ] |
 |
DRAW SOME DILDOS
|
https://t.co/YTKzcZ2fOE |
[ bob ross ] |
 |
MARK ZUCKERBERG IS A LYING
SOCIOPATH
NEVER TRUST HIM
|
https://t.co/9qsEa7T5rv |
[ mark zuckerberg ] |
 |
LEMME SLIP OUT OF THIS WORLD
and into something a little more comfortable
|
DAN_ANGELO_-_JONZ_IN_MY_BONZ_(192kbps).MP3 |
[ earth ] |
 |
OH WELL
AT LEAST WE GET
NUCULAR
CHRISTMAS
|
https://t.co/I81bX51X0U |
[ christmas nuclear ] |
 |
SMELL YA
LATER
|
n, |
[ depression ] |
 |
ONLINE ALL NITE
CANT MAKEIT
GOTTA CANCEL
LETS RESCEDULE
MAYBE NEXT WEEKEND
APOLLOGIZING ALL DAY
|
https://t.co/ITHiJnWser |
[ apologizing ] |
 |
RIDING A BIKE SUCKS ASS
BUT YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I CAN GET
THOSE MOPED KITS
TOO TIRED
KNEES HURT
DONT WANNA DO IT
|
https://t.co/4EPleqlDLX |
[ moped bike gotta do what you gotta do ] |
 |
DOING FINE!
|
https://t.co/gD3GeU5BI7 |
[ fine ] |
 |
BASS TABS: WILL MAN KIND EVER GET THEM RIGHT SO THEY SOUND RIGHT
POPULAR SCIENCE
CAN HONKING OFF MAKE U A GENIOUS?
the radical science of nutting one out
by ADMIN
why
is weed so strong now
PLUS...
what da fuck
is up with bra's
|
https://t.co/h8XIUhTq8E |
[ bass tabs popular science masturbation weed bras ] |
 |
GO AHEAD
I'LL RUN AWAY
|
https://t.co/Ndd8gPBQnk |
[ weed police ] |
 |
|
just feeling cute rn idunno |
[ bench cute ] |
 |
ATTENNTION EVERYONE
I FOUND A
BAD TWEET
|
NOW U HAVE TO LOOK AT IT TO!!!! --ADMIN |
[ tweet ] |
 |
hello, admin
i am very horny
for you,
plus
its ok to steal
from work
|
https://t.co/UaFuD2bvZz |
[ horny dream work stealing ] |
 |
shut the fuck shit
leave me alone
|
MY NEW FAVORITE TUNE |
[ trumpet ] |
 |
SCHOOL SELF CARE TIP
You can just go to
the bathroom bitch
|
https://t.co/z5dvYhJMW9 |
[ public bathroom school self care ] |
 |
MEETING BRAIN
IS THIS MORE WORK
DONT GIVE A SHIT
|
https://t.co/p6d27XCCb4 |
[ office meeting ] |
 |
That's Right It's
Friday
Rap music or metal is cool
Im ready to go
Depression level 9.5
Admin
Yo (what they shout in rap)
|
WHEN THE BOSS LEAVES YOU CAN LEAVE TO -ADMIN |
[ friday work rap depression ] |
 |
one mans
HUMBLE dreambs
junior onebedroom cockatoo
whole chicken right now all the channels bath tub
whatever the phone is where you can get porno
bass tab site no adds see boodleheimer again
wendys in bike distance melissa entridge comeback
grapes used to be better weeed 2017 calender
pet raccoon universa basic income wife
babes next door washing car
|
HOWEVER YOU WANT IT YOU CAN GET IT PIMP -ADMIN |
[ dream cockatoo chicken porn bass tabs boodleheimer grapes racoon universal basic income ] |
 |
WHO HABE GOT TIME FOR BOTTLED WATER
NOT THIIRSTY ANYMORE
JUST TAKE A SHOWER AND FILL UP YOUR BELLY
|
OPEN UP ITS FREE -A,DMIN |
[ water shower ] |
 |
THINK I NEED TO QUIT COFFEE
- tired all the time
- feel like shyt
- but its cool to drink expensive drinks?
- probly have to quit beer to
|
I WILL NEVER QUIT I WILL NEVER GIVE UP --ADMIN |
[ coffee beer ] |
 |
PURITY OF TRUTH
WHITH HOLD YOUR JUDGEMENTS
HONESTG IS PARAMOUNT
CONSCIOUS HEART TALK
UNASHAMED OF MY NEEDS
MY LIFE IS MYOWN
SPEAK FREELTY
GOTTA BE ME
JUST NARDED ONE OUT
UNDER WEIRD CIRCUMSTANCES
SITUATION WAS NOT IDEAL
THINK ABOUT TOM PETTY ACCIDENTALLY
NOT TAKING ANY FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
|
NO...! |
[ masturbation tom petty ] |
 |
PULLED OUT A NOSE HAIR
WHY DID I DO THAT
|
CRYEING HARD... WE GOT TO STOP DOING THIS TO OUR SELVES ----ADMIN |
[ nose hair ] |
 |
I TRIED
TO GET
BACK ON
MY BULL
SHIT
BUT IT WAS GONE
|
JUST BECAUSE U GO BACK DOESNT MEAN ITS WAITING --SDMIN |
[ bull bullshit ] |
 |
EVERY TIME I FUCK UP
I GET UP
DUST MYSELF OFF
AND KEEP FUCKIN UP
|
ADMIN |
[ dust myself off ] |
 |
EVERY TIME I FUCK UP
I GET UP
DUST MYSELF OFF
AND KEEP FUCKIN UP
|
SORRY IT WAS ROTANTED WRONG LAST TIME -ADMIN |
[ dust myself off ] |
 |
I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST
I MAY NOT BE THE STRONGEST
MAYBE IM NOT THE BEST LOOKING
I DONT HAVE THE NICEST CAR
AND I DONT MAKE GOOD CHOICES
AND I MIGHT NOT
|
PLEASE ALLOWED ME TO INTRODUCE MY SELF |
[ smartest strongest car ] |
 |
HELP
IM NOT A GUITAR THIS
GUYS FUCKEN WEIRD
|
LET ME GO BTICH!! |
[ guitar ] |
 |
EX BOUGHT A SAVANNAH CAT
8 FT VERTICAL LEAP
LIKE IF A DOG WAS A CAT
INSANELY SICK
EXPENSIVE SO SHES OBVIUOUSLY DOING WELL
DIDNT NAME IT BLADE
|
https://t.co/Iyre3kOx7f |
[ cat ] |
 |
FUCKED UP TODAY
Gunna fuck up 2 or 3 more times before tomorrow
"just a feeling"
|
OFF TOO A GREAT START REPLY WITH HOW YOUR MONDAYS GOING MINE IS GOING BAD -ADMIN |
[ fucked up monday ] |
 |
|
MY IDEA DIDNT WORK |
[ ikea weed ] |
 |
What the fucke
|
TOO MANY EDIBLES--TRAPPED IN GO FISH |
[ ] |
 |
|
DEPRESSION LEVEL TO HIGH RIGHT NOW BUT GOOD NEWS IS IN THE VIDO SO WATCH IT THAKNS ADMIN |
[ earth ] |
 |
I WALK MY OWN
REQUIRE HELP
OTHERS BURDEN
ASSISTENCE NEEDED
DEPENDENT
|
https://t.co/0Ir8yeLYKW |
[ acrostic ] |
 |
WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP
|
https://t.co/DX2EsKqH5x |
[ dream centaur ] |
 |
THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE
DONT KNOW
THOSE WHO ARE FUCKEN CONFUSED
NO IDEA
|
WHICH ONE R U |
[ confused people ] |
 |
THURSDAY IS BASICLY FRIDAY
THURSDAY IS BASICLY FRIDAY
THURSDAY IS BASICLY FRIDAY
FRIDAY THURSDAY IS FRIDAY THURSDAY IS
THURSDAY IS FRIDAY
|
TRUST ME |
[ friday thursday ] |
 |
TODAY IS THE DAY
THEY FIGURE OUT
I DONT DO ANYTHING
|
https://t.co/2watslk4ou |
[ today ] |
 |
COFFEE MACHINE
IS BROKEN
"IT WAS LIKE THAT
WHEN I GOT HERE"
|
https://t.co/KKCK9CLLp8 |
[ coffee work ] |
 |
I HAVE A
BAD ASS
DONT FUCK WITH ME
|
I WISH U WOUD TRY |
[ ] |
 |
IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH ME
YOU BETTER BE A GOOD LISTENER
CAUSE THIS BODY
COMES WITH AN APOLOGY
|
LETS DO THIS |
[ apology ] |
 |
TYPO in the group chat
"YOU SEE THIS SHIT??"
NOW YOU WENT AND FUCKED UP
|
https://t.co/vFuK9dO85X |
[ group chat typo ] |
 |
I HAVE ACHIEVED
HORNY LEVEL 0
and I don't like it
GET THAT THING UP TO 2 OR 3 AT LEAST
|
HL 0 IS LIKE WHEN YOU JUMP ABOVE BRICKS IN MARIO AND YOU CANT SEE YOUR GUY -ADMIN |
[ horny ] |
 |
YOU BETTER BELEIVE
IM
STILL
CHECKIN FOR CHUDS
|
ALWAYS VIGALIENT |
[ chuds ] |
 |
CANCELING APPOINTMENTS
AT THE LAST MINUTE
IS EXTREMELY
MY SHIT
|
I"M NOT A BAD PERSON,,, JUST BAD AT BEIG A PERSON |
[ canceling canceling plans ] |
 |
FUCK UBER
unfair to union workers and dosent work on my phone
|
FUCK THIS APP .USE A TAXI OR RIDE YOUR BIKE IF YOU GOT ONE |
[ uber union ] |
 |
HAPPY
THE 13TH!!!
FRIDAY
|
JUST WOKE UP SORRY IN LATE |
[ friday ] |
 |
WITNESS
MY HAND
feel like my pinky looks weird does everyone elses pinkey look like that da motha fuckin hand z0ne
been looking at it all morning cant tell if
its a normal hand or if its messed up
please someone tell me what it looks like
|
DOSE IT LOOK NORMAL OR NOT. SIMPLE YES OR NO ANSWER THANKS ADMIN FACEBO https://t.co/SIOR7fccjY |
[ hand ] |
 |
ACCORDING TO NATE DOGG
ITS HOW OFTEN
YOU SHOULD SMOKE WEED
|
https://t.co/niNjc50B4t |
[ jeopardy nate dogg weed ] |
 |
READING THE TL
|
-=WELCOME TO CYBERSPACE=- |
[ timeline ] |
 |
HEY!
OH SHIT
IS THAT TERRY
THATS NOT TERRY
WAVED AT A STRANGER
ITS FINE NOBODY NOTICED
EVERYONE DEFINITELY NOTIED
OH BY GOD
|
NO BIG DEAL DEFINITELY NOT HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK ABOTU TI |
[ wave terry ] |
 |
GROCERY SHOPIG
GOTTA STOP AT THE BANK TOO JUST REMEMBERED
BIGTIME HEADACHE
TRAFFIC
WORK
BOSS WANTS TO TALK TO ME
|
https://t.co/WZDX6Kqw6k |
[ weed traffic work ] |
 |
YES I EAT ASS
i will never stop
i will never stop
i will never stop
biiiiiiiiiitch
|
I WILL NEVER STOP I WILL NEVER STOP |
[ eat ass ] |
 |
DOO WHAT YOU WILL
I WILL NEVER STOP SHARING
|
I WILL NEVER SURENDER I WILL NEVER QUIT. TIRED BUT STRONG |
[ sharing ] |
 |
JUST GOTTA
KEEP PRETENDING
IM NORMAL
for the rest of this
CONVERSATION
|
THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY ALREDY KNOW |
[ normal conversation ] |
 |
fucked up again and got
CHUNCKEY PEANUT BUTTER
CANT RETURN IT ALLREADY OPENED IT
RUINED MY WHOLE WEEKEND ALREADY
HURT MY MOUTH TO CRUNCH IT
SHOULD BE ILLEGAL NO ONE LIKES IT
LIKE EATING SANDWHICH FULL OF BB'S
NO NEED TO STIR MY ASS
NEED TO LOOK UP IF BIRDS CAN EAT
IT BUT THEY PROBLY HATE IT TOO
|
FUCK CHUNCKY PEANUT BUTTER NO ONE LIKES THIS SHIT ADMIN |
[ peanut butter ] |
 |
ITS PROBABLY FINE
|
https://t.co/8dAGctfTsz |
[ fine ] |
 |
DA MOTHA FUCKEN FORCAST
THIS WEEKS BULSHIT
|
https://t.co/f0rqjMYazW |
[ forecast weather ] |
 |
|
welcome to my adobe |
[ boobs ] |
 |
Tell me and I forget
Teach me fucking forget sorry again
Involve me still no idea
|
https://t.co/mKn3CK5pBt |
[ quote forget ] |
 |
|
"HAPPHY COWBOY", ADMIN, 2017 |
[ cowboy scarf ] |
 |
|
WHEN YOU CLEAN THE BONG |
[ art ] |
 |
HEADACHE CHECKLIST
TAKE HOT SHOWER NO JACKIN
LISTEN TO MY TUNES
DRINK WATER FREE IN SHOWER
MORE COFFEE PROBABLY
IBLUPROFRING
EDDIBLES
WALK AROUND RUBBING HEAD
TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT
|
https://t.co/qFx8bnCC5f |
[ headache ] |
 |
|
cowbo |
[ cowboy ] |
 |
GOIONG TO COURT
SUCKS ASS
- mostly waiting
- cop nest
- all morning
- cant be high
- what even are 'laws'
GUILTY OF BEING A LOAD OF CRAP
|
ASS |
[ court cops ] |
 |
IVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING...
AND I FINALY REALIZED THAT
THINKING FUCKEN SUCKS
|
https://t.co/cGTE2Ubal1 |
[ thinking ] |
 |
ITS NEVER TOO LATE
TO LEAVE WORK EARLY
AND ITS NEVER TOO EARLY
TO DECIDE TO COME IN LATE
|
BELEIVE IN YOURSELF --ADMin |
[ job late ] |
 |
HEY ITS JUST A JOB
probably not gunna do this forever
not exactly my dream but hey
we all gotta eat
one more day suck it up
|
WOULD MY YOUNGER SELD BE DISAPPOINTED? |
[ job ] |
 |
I DONT KNOW HOW
ANYTHING WORKS
|
ITS KIND OF FUCKED UP-aDMIN |
[ know ] |
 |
MY BODY
MIGHT
SUCK
ASS
BUT MY PERSONALITY
SUCKS ASS
|
https://t.co/vk83nlAxMp |
[ body personality ] |
 |
if i was the boss,,,
smoke weed whenev
nice on performance reviews
always be clossing
no meetings ever
no meetings
office butler
nice phone
more time to fuck aaround
odorless buisness cards
never make smalltalk again
steal better shit
"the cool boss"
secret bathroom
extra big parking spot
bring in doughgnuts
still not know whats going on
|
https://t.co/LDiWcd7nmr |
[ boss job meeting donuts ] |
 |
STOP!
NO BITCH
|
WHEN THEY TELL ME NOT TO EAT THE BIG BERRY |
[ strawberry ] |
 |
@dasharfz0ne
|
f |
[ shredder ] |
 |
Wow So Uhhh
Not Really Comnfortable
With Affection So Uhhh
Hey Umm Your Cool But Uh
|
I HAVE SOME STUFF TO DO ON LINE TONIGHT SOOO |
[ affection ] |
 |
|
HORNY LEVEL NEVER BEEN THIS HIHG BEFORE TRYING TO GET CONTROL OFF IT --ADMIN HAPPY FRIDAY --ADMIN |
[ art horny ] |
 |
THANKSGIVING SUCKS ASS
TURKEY IS THE WORST MEAT
NO ONE ATE THE FOOD I BROUGHT
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING NOW ADMIN THE SAME THING
I BET ADMIN IS GOING TO MAKE A MEME OF THIS
STUFFING IS JUST WET BREAD
|
FUCK THIS IT NEVER GOES WELL AND THE FOOD ISENT WORTH IT --ADMIN HAPPY THANKSGIVING- ADMIN |
[ thankgiving turkey stuffing ] |
 |
Oh was that today?
Sorry, too busy
|
CHILLEN |
[ bed ] |
 |
|
I NEED 7 OR 8 SQUARES NOT 1 TIHS SHIT SUCKS ADMIN RT IF AGREE |
[ drying hands paper towels ] |
 |
just found
out about
the skip ahed
button on podcastes
|
https://t.co/z4Cl1Y32nG |
[ podcasts ] |
 |
SEAGULL
DICKHEAD
RELEASE MY LUNCH, COWARD
|
DIDNT EVEN GET TO HAVE IT |
[ seagull lunch ] |
 |
FUCK IT
|
https://t.co/SeB9PBaCEA |
[ popcorn ] |
 |
When I was a child
I spoke as a child
I understood as a child
I thought as a child
But when I became an adult
I put away childish things
except this and this and these and
|
RENEMBER THE 90s OR WHENEVER |
[ child ] |
 |
GOT THE DAY OFF
time to google people from my year book
|
NO WORK 3 DAYS TIME TO GET BUSY --ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ yearbook school ] |
 |
In the name of the moon, i will eat you
|
https://t.co/JwbSV9MmaH |
[ moon burrito ] |
 |
Getting Bigtime into
astral projectsean
SEE WHATS ON HIGH SHELVES
PAST LIVES (TUPAC?)
OTHER PLAINES
TALK TO PPL MADE OF LIGHT
CRYSTALS
|
EVER HAVE AN OUTER BODY EXPERIENCE?? -aDMIN |
[ astral projection ] |
 |
"Basically you have to spend
your life workng so you can
make enough money to not
die before you die later on,
even though the working makes
you want to die now."
Dr. Business
|
https://t.co/Bx4Mcs8Je0 |
[ business working death ] |
 |
@dasharez0ne is POLITCALLY NUTRAL
Both Republicans and
Democrats go in here
|
I DONT TAKE SIDES - ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v admin |
[ politics guillotine ] |
 |
PULIC SERVICE ANONNCEMENT
"DONT DO ANY DRUGS EXCEPT WEED"
-da Share z0ne
and no edibles they get you to high
|
DON,T DO DRUGS EXCEPT FOR WEED https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v --ADMIN |
[ weed fbi ] |
 |
SHITTED TOO LONG
THE FUKKEN LIGHT WENT OUT
|
https://t.co/VKufyL97gN |
[ bathroom ] |
 |
JUST FUCK
ME UP FAM
please don't fuck me up
please go easy on me
|
IM SENSITTIVE. https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v TAP ONTO THAT SITE THANKS ADMIN |
[ fam ] |
 |
WHAT IS A TUES?
WHY DOESNT ANYTHING MAKE SENSE
|
https://t.co/wVLLyGONCk |
[ tuesday ] |
 |
"LET ME SEE ONE OF YOUR POPS"
YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT, YOUR GOING TO DRINK IT
|
CANT FOOL ME AGAIN - ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ soda pop ] |
 |
FRIDAY
TIME TO FORGET EVERYTHING
FROM THIS WEEK FOREVER
|
DONT NEED IT --ADMINn |
[ friday forget ] |
 |
FUCK EGGS
to soft
cold in 1 second
to hard to crack
tastes like eggs
|
EGGS GO TOO HELL https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v ADMIN |
[ eggs ] |
 |
SORRY
cantmake it in today
i am
SILENTLY
INJOYING
CRUTONS
K
|
RT IF UR CRUTIN |
[ croutons acrostic ] |
 |
had the
BULLDOZER DREAM
again...
NEED TO GET ONE ON EBAY
|
LOCAL PICKUP ONLY,,, I WILL DRIVE IT HOME DONT WANT TO PAY SHIPPING, ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ bulldozer dream ] |
 |
|
delete attachment undo |
[ camera ] |
 |
NOT JUST FOR KIDS
supposed to have a kid with you but they wont ever check
ITS THE BEST PIZZA IN TOWN
|
COSTS MORE BUT WORTH THE PRICE -ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ chuck e cheese's pizza ] |
 |
WHAT IS THE NORMAL WAY TOO SAY HI
hey hello hiya
hi there
as i life and breath
whats happninen sorry
greetings
hiabunga
howdy yo
whats up
OUT OF TIME
|
https://t.co/BLUvVqDjxy |
[ hellow ] |
 |
GOATS
Great friend
Olways your friend
A good friend
They sound cool
|
SHOUT OUT TO GOATS THE BEST FRIEND TO ALL GENDER'S - ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v SHARE IF YOU AGGREE -ADMIN |
[ goats acrostic ] |
 |
"THREE GHOSTS WILL VISIT YOU TONIGHT"
you were cool
you rule
your gunna kick ass
DONT NEED TO
CHANGE A THING
|
https://t.co/5tHgCXiOrl |
[ ghosts a christmas carol past present future ] |
 |
100 PERCENT RED NECK
COUNTRY BOY PRIDE
THESE COLORS DONT BLEED
JUST KIDDING
i boight this flag to burn it
toasty!!
|
COURTESY OF DA RED WHITE AND BULL SHIT |
[ american flag redneck burn ] |
 |
are you smoking weed and playing
on the computer in the bathroom
instead of having family christmas?
your making this into one of
your stupid pictures arent you?
|
YES THATS RIGHT ITS MY HOLIDAY TO -ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v MERRY CHRISTMAS |
[ holidays christmas bathroom ] |
 |
FUCKED UP IN 2017
2018 WILL BE MY YEAR
probbaly still be alive in 2019 just in case
2020 WILL KICK ASS
|
2017 WAS A WASTE SAHRE IF YOU FUCKED UP IN 2017. ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ year 2017 2018 2019 2020 ] |
 |
sharec0in
POWERED BY SCIENCE
cryptocyber blockchange
smart sleek exclusive
"YOU CAN PROBABLY TRUST THIS ONE"
|
THE FUTURE WAS NOW --ADMIN |
[ blockchain sharec0in science ] |
 |
found a hair in my
TACO
NO BIG DEAL
DIDN'T EVEN COMPLAIN
TO SCARED TO COMPLAIN
|
DA SHARE Z0NE AN ALLY TO FOOD WORKERS - https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ taco complain hair ] |
 |
SATURDAY MORNIG DUPSTER DIVE
"doctors office closed lets see what they got"
"remeber not to go in cooking oil dupster"
"most people are watching cartoons rite now"
IT SHOULDNT BE ILLEGAL
|
SATURDAY MORNING DUPSTER DIVE. BEST TIME BEST PLACE TO BE - ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ saturday dumpster dive cartoons cooking oil ] |
 |
DASHAREZ0NE
2018 PREIDCTION
BIG TIME SKA REVIVAL BITCH
|
SORRY |
[ 2018 ska prediction ] |
 |
NEIGHBOR ALWAYS WANTS TO TALK
DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY NO
HELL IS THIS GUY
I LOOK LIKE SHIT
FLIGHT OR HIDE RESPONSE
STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVRER
LIVE'S CRUEL MISERY
IS THIS SHOWING ON MY FACE RIGHT
HAVE TO REMEMBER ALLOT
REPEATING THINGS BACK
YOU LOOK LIKE A PSCYHO
ITS BEEN LIKE TEN MINUTES
NEED TO PISS
LOVES HIS JOB
|
https://t.co/OpPssFNA3I |
[ neighbors small talk ] |
 |
LOAD THIS MONEY INTO THE GUN
AND SHOOT ME, ILL BE RICH
ADMIN YOU ARE A GENIOUS
|
https://t.co/vypmrZ4O5u |
[ guns money ] |
 |
never let anything
stand in the way
of your dreams
|
https://t.co/NFRHBd93bd |
[ dream ] |
 |
the prices right
|
ADMIN.... "COMMON DOWN" https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ the price is right 420 dream live ] |
 |
DONT LIKEWHAT IM DOING?
TUFF SHIT
TRYNA
UNDERSTAND
FIFI
FUCKED UP
SORTA
HIGH
I CANT
TELL
|
PUT ITO N MY TOMBSTONE "AT LEAST I TIRED" --ADMIN |
[ acrostic ] |
 |
STONGHENGE
A MYSTERY OF MAN KIND
the wikipedia for it is too long
|
STILL UP THINKING ABOUT STONGHENGE WHAT IS IT |
[ stonehenge wikipedia ] |
 |
YEAH I HONKED MY FUCKEN HORN AT YOU
AND I IMEDIATELY WISHED I DIDNT BITCH
IT WAS RUDE
MAYBE YOU DIDNT HEAR IT
I HADE DRIVING
WHAT IF I SEE YOU AGAIN AND YOU REMEMBER
you could be a maniac with a gun
DRIVE HOME SCARED THE REST OF THE WAY
THOUGHT YOU WERE FOLLOWIN ME
PRETTY SURE I WAS IN THE RIGHT THO
|
https://t.co/D3sh0FlTMh |
[ honking car driving ] |
 |
FREE WILL
IS AN ILLUSION
"COOL"
I LOVE ILLUSIONS
|
COOL -ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ free will illusion ] |
 |
FELT MY PHONE BUZZ
IN MY POCKET
but im holding the fucken phone?
WHAT WAS BUZZING
HOW DID IT HAPPEN
IF I PICKED UP
WHO WOULD BE THERE
DOES MY LEG HAVE A PHONE NUMBER
|
DARK SIDE OF TECKNOLEGY https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ cell phone leg ] |
 |
PPL KEEP
REPEATING IT
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY PRACTICE
X WHY IS THERE AN X
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
SORRY
I THOUGHT WE WERE AGREEING
|
DONT NOT AT ME EVER --ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc |
[ praxis acrostic ] |
 |
IF YOU DONT
RETURN
YOUR
SHOPPING
CART
I WILL DO
IT FOR YOU
I RESPECT ALL WORKERS
AND ITS MY HALF HOUR TO DO CARTS
|
FUCK ALL BOSSES - RESPECT ALL WORKERS - ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ shopping cart ] |
 |
FUCK URINALS
they smell weird
splashes
not everyone can use them
to hard to stand there
they should have a seat
so you can relax
URINALS NEED A SEAT
DONT LIKE EM - DONT TRUST EM - DONT USE EM - DA SHARE Z0NE
|
dONT LIKE EM - DONT TRUST EM - DONT USE EM - https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ urinals public bathroom ] |
 |
NORMAL DAY ITS FINE
dont make it weird
BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL
|
OK-ADMIN |
[ normal day ] |
 |
DA MOTHER FUCKIN
SHAREZONE
MORE ADVENTURES INTO TERROR
"DA CURSE OF DA CARPOOL TUNNEL"
"HE SHITTIN"
"COOL SPIDER FRIEND"
I DONT GET IT???
SO THE SKELTEON
CANT SPELL? THIS
SUCKS
|
TALES FOR YOURE ASS https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ comic ] |
 |
HEY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT FORGET TO MOISTURIZE
ESPECIALLY DURING THE DRY MONTHS
|
YUOUR SKIN IS IMPORTANT TAKE CARE OF IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ moisturizer ] |
 |
HAPPY FUCKEN PRESIDENTS DAY
I DONT LIKE GUNS BUT THIS WAS THE ONLY PIC I COULD FIND
ALL THE PRESIDENTS SUCK ASS
ADN YOU DONT EVEN GETT THE DAY OFF
|
JUST ANOHER FUCKEN SCAM --ADMIN |
[ presidents day ] |
 |
BILLY GRAHAM
WHO CARES NOT SOON ENOUGH
DEAD ASS BITCH
IS IN HELL
"COOL"
|
https://t.co/yYa3d7Td45 |
[ billy graham rip ] |
 |
THERES ALOT OF PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD
I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
I WAS AT
THE PLANETARIUM
|
https://t.co/vbPZMRrF1y |
[ planetarium ] |
 |
GOT PROBLEMS?
I COULD CARE LESS
|
HANGIN THERE --ADMIN |
[ problems ] |
 |
RIP FEBUARY
bull shit month
who invented it
bye bitch
no sun lite
no good holidays
exactly 4 weeks seems fake
still have to tgo too work
|
GOODBYE TO FEBUARY THE WORST MONTH - ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ rip february ] |
 |
|
delete |
[ art ] |
 |
JUST BLEW CHOW
FOR NO GOOD REASON
NOT SICK NOT FULL FELT FINE WHATS UP
last weird thing i ate was an
entire costco shrimp cocktail
platter but that was almost
two days ago
REVERSE CHUG
hucked mad beef
absolute wallpainter
MONDO CHUNKTRUMPET
|
WHAT DA HELL |
[ vomit costco shrimp ] |
 |
WHAT IS A CLEVE
WHY DOES IT GET IT'S OWN LAND
WHY IS IT SO COLD????
|
WHAT IS A CLEVE -ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ cleveland ] |
 |
JEREMY
YOU SAID
YOU WOULD
PICK ME UP
|
AFTER I TOOK CARE OF YOIR GUECOS FOR SIX DAYS I AM REPAID WITH THIS SHIT |
[ jeremy rain ] |
 |
REALIZED
I WAS WRONG
|
https://t.co/3XuxD8isDG |
[ wrong ] |
 |
Being Y
A Selp Help Book
by ADMIN
|
COMIBG 2019 |
[ book ] |
 |
CALL IN SICK
GO IN HIGH
CALL IN AND GET HIGH AT HOME
GO IN HIGH AND STEAL STUFF
|
https://t.co/Puf8IVYZjt |
[ high steal from work ] |
 |
NEVER WORTH IT
- to sweaty
- tv
- hot gym
- hungry
- everyone can see
|
EXCERSIZING IS NEVER FUN IT NEVER DOES ANY THING https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ treadmill gym sweaty ] |
 |
it's time to
GET HIGH ON DUSTER
and DO MY TAXES
|
ITS TAX SEASON DONT FOGET TO PAY THE GOVERMENT SO THEY CAN SEND KIDS TO WAR IN NORTH KOREA - https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ high duster taxes ] |
 |
OH SORRY
WERE YOU TALKING?
I was busy
GIVING
A FUCK
about the last thing you said
|
TRYING TO PROCESS IT FULLY AND FORMULATE A COMPASSIONATE RESPONSE BITCH!!! |
[ busy sorry ] |
 |
who's da real alien...
|
GOOD QUESTION |
[ aliens ] |
 |
shitted
|
https://t.co/l6s6RCTNOq |
[ shit toilet ] |
 |
JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!
work
social things
movies
home
class
dentist
clothes shoppi
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS
real winners quit
|
JUST WALKED OUT OF JEREMYS PLACE IN DA MIDDLE OF A STORY |
[ quitting dentist ] |
 |
LEMME OUTTA THIS SHIRT
THIS GUY SUCKS ASS
|
https://t.co/bhgOEXCodV |
[ elon musk ] |
 |
CANT MAKE IT
IM BUSY
|
https://t.co/o04Z95N6V9 |
[ fish tank ] |
 |
BEST THINGS TO SAY
WHEN BURPING
*PAUL BLART*
*BEEF*
*GORBACHEF*
*BRAIN*
*BURGESS*
*BEBOP*
*DARCY*
*BURLE*
|
https://t.co/oO1hxsRF1K |
[ burping ] |
 |
DO NOT TAIL GATE ME
IM SORRY I CANT DRIVE FASTER
I WILL PULL OVER
AS SOON AS I FIND A PLACE
MY CAR IS A PEACE OF SHIT
IM SORRY!!!
|
DO NOT TAIL GATE ME - https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v - ADMIN |
[ car driving live ] |
 |
BECOMING A HACKER
I DONT KNOW
COMPUTERS
BUT I OWN SEVERAL
HODDIES AND IM GOOD
AT SITING IN THE DARK
IN FRONT OF A LAPTOP
WITH HEADPHONES ON
NEED A COOL HAIRCUT
|
ADMIN |
[ hacking computers hoodie ] |
 |
DONT AT ME FAX IS BROKE
DONT ANSWER THE DOOR
DONT LISTEN TOO VOICEMAILS
TO TIRED TO CHECK MAILBOX
DONT TEXT BACK RIGHT AWAY
FACE TO FACE NO THANKS
NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE
EMAILS GO RIGHT TO THE TRASH
BEEPER STOPPED BEEPING
|
https://t.co/jRVB16n6eR |
[ phone fax beeper email ] |
 |
4/21
SORRY IM LATE
|
IS ANYONE STILL SMOKEN SORRY IM LATE https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v —ADMI |
[ weed ] |
 |
WOKEUP
WHIE I WAS DRIVENG TO WORK
WHAT THE FUCK
?????
DONT REMEMBER LEAVING HOME
WAS I ASLEEP
??????
WHAT DID I HAVE FOR BREAKFAST
|
HAPENS TO ME ONCE A WEEK NEED TO BUY A DASH CAM - https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ driving work breakfast ] |
 |
|
BAD DAY FUCKED UP AGAIN AND KIDS LAGHUED AT M -ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ art live ] |
 |
THE SHOWER SHOULD BLOW
HOT AIR SO YOU DONT HAVE
TO WAISTE TOWELS ON
GETTING DRY
|
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v da share z0ne |
[ shower towels ] |
 |
HEY!!
GET ME THE FUCK
OFF THIS PLANET
|
I WANT TO BE LEAVING |
[ earth ] |
 |
HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE
AND HELL KICKS ASS
|
https://t.co/7xnuqpUkgE |
[ hell ] |
 |
TALK SHIT
GET SNIPPED
SORRY I KNOW I NEED TO RESOLVE MY PROBLEMS IN A HEALTHIER WAY BUT CHANGE IS HARD BITCH
|
IF I CATCH YOU TALKIG SHIT https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v - DA SHARE Z0NE |
[ crab ] |
 |
WHEN THE OTHER
COWBOS CAN SEE YOU'RE
NIPS EVEN THOUGH YOU
PUT TWO SHIRTS
"hey pardner your headlights are on"
|
GOT TO GET RID OF THESE THINGS https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v TO SENSITIVE ANYWAY |
[ cowboy nipples ] |
 |
DA SHARE Z0NE
5th ONE!
Someone Brought
Donuts to Work
I'M
BACK!
- ADMIN
|
https://t.co/wNP5ZEKuiV |
[ donuts skate board ] |
 |
YEAH, I DO
LOOK LIKE SHIT
SOMETHING
HAPPEND
I
THINK...
cant remember
|
https://t.co/TXQImZOzGE |
[ remember acrostic ] |
 |
im sick of
KILLING PEOPLE
IN VIDEO GAMES
its just not fun
when they make yuou shoot a dog its even worse
to them im the "bad guy"
not good at it
just make a game where you can ride a motorcycle and make it quiet so youre neighbor's dont get mad
dont know the__pes of guns
|
I DONT WANT TO SHOOT ANY ONE EVEN IN A VIDO GAME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guns video game killing ] |
 |
WEEKEND IN LESS THAN
ONE HOUR
cant wait to be
depressed on my
own computer
at home
|
WEEK END ALMOST HERE - ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ friday ] |
 |
WHEN YOU
THE NEXT
|
IT HAPPENS TO ALL OFF US https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ ] |
 |
IT'S MONDAY
TIME TO FUCK UP AND ACT REAL WEIRD IN PUBLIC
SORRY
|
https://t.co/ysIIKTC6Gn |
[ monday ] |
 |
SOLDIERS ARE NOT HEROS
they're psychopaths
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM DA SHARE ZONE
|
HAPPY HOLDAYS FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - ADMIN |
[ soldiers ] |
 |
|
feeling cute rn |
[ art ] |
 |
|
IMPORANT MESSAGE FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN |
[ art ] |
 |
FUCK ALL LANDLORDS
PARASITES EXPLOITERS GREEDY
except carlo
let me have a cat
i paid in weed one time
hasnt raised rent since 2004
same day toilet fix
use his wifi
not mad when i broke toilet
|
RISE UP |
[ landlords toilet wifi ] |
 |
TUESDAY
EVERYTHING I SAID
ON SUNDAY THAT I
WOULD DO ON MONDAY
|
FUCK TUESDAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tuesday sunday monday ] |
 |
RUNNING
OUT OF
DISTRACTIONS
STARTING TO THINK ABOUT STUFF
|
WHOPPS LOL |
[ distractions ] |
 |
"Hi."
MORNIN!
|
https://t.co/hHPODwOZaN |
[ good morning ] |
 |
|
https://t.co/AeA6og7LuP |
[ art ] |
 |
MONDAY TUSEDAY
WENSDAY THUSDAY
FRIDAY SUNDAY
SATERDAY
BITCH
|
THE TEETH COME OUT ON SATERDAY, @ https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday sunday saturday ] |
 |
IT'S OKAY
that you dident text me back
HEY
HEY
YOU THERE
HEY WHATS UP
HEY
SORRY IF IM BUGGIN YA
YOUR PROBLY BUSY
|
I UNDESTAND ITS NO PROBLEM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - ADMIN |
[ text me back busy ] |
 |
WHEN YOUR
HOMIES
GRUMPEY
CUS THEY
HAVENY EATE
SINCE
LIKE 7 AM
|
https://t.co/TCnnb83BGD |
[ burger hungry grumpy ] |
 |
|
LOOK |
[ art frog toad ] |
 |
R.I.P BOODLEHEIMER
|
EMAMEL PINS ARE HERE GET AT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - KICK STARTER BACKERS GOT THEM FOR FREE "YOU FUCKED UP IF YOU DIDENT BACK MY KICK STARTER" https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ rip boodleheimer ] |
 |
DONE WITH BIKES
NOTHANKS
- to fast to be safe
- not as fast as car
- to much whind
- you die if you fuck up
|
IM' JUST GOING TO WALK EVERY WHERE NOW. AND THE CHAIN CAME OFF MINE AND GOT GREESE ON MY HANDS SO FUCK IT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN |
[ bike ] |
 |
RAW DOG
MUTUAL CONSENT
ADOPTION
BUSTED ONE OFF
"TRYING"
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
|
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUD |
[ fathers day ] |
 |
|
TALES FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - SIEZE THE MENS OF PRODUCTION - DA BOUGOGIEIE NEEDS TO GIVE UP DA CASH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SAME CLOTHES
two days in a row
NO ONE SAW ME YESTERDAY
|
NO ONE SAW ME YETERDAY - GOT AWAY WITH IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ same clothes ] |
 |
SUMMER SOLSTICK
da mf days onley get shorter from here now on
AND TAHTS FINE WITH ME
|
FUCK DA SUMMER https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN DA MF SHARE Z0NE |
[ summer summer solstice ] |
 |
ABOLISH
ICE
|
FUCK ICE. SHUT ER DOWN |
[ ice graffiti ] |
 |
da world
my ass
|
FUCK IT! |
[ gladiators ] |
 |
#WENDSDAY WISDOM
IM A BANANA BITCH
and that's how it is bitch
|
WEDSNDAY WISODM - FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - ADMIN
#WednesdayWisdom BITCH |
[ wednesday wisdom banana ] |
 |
BURGER INSPIRATION
BURGER PICTURES
SENDS ME A PICK OF EVERY BURGER HE EATS
BOUGHT MY CARD GAME
|
RESPECT TOO THE Z0NES BIGGEST FAN @BestPatricEgan BURGER FAN AND SUPORTER FROM DAY ONE. GOTO https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE TOO READ MORE ABOUT HIM AND HIS LEGGACY |
[ burger shoutout ] |
 |
FUCK NASA
never gave me a job
never found aliens
should of smoked weed in space
killed astronauts
|
SORRY TO NERD’S BUT FUCK NASSA - GOTO MY SITE AT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - ADM |
[ nasa space weed aliens astronauts ] |
 |
we got a
FRIDAY SITUATION
FUCKED UP BEFORE LUNCH
READY TO GO HOME
ITS ONLY 11AM
DAMN
AM I DREAMING
|
RETWETT IF ITS FRIDAY WHERE YOU ARE
-= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE =- |
[ friday acrostic ] |
 |
COOL
|
COOL
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ protests fire ] |
 |
SUNDAY MORNING
level check
Depressionlevel 7
Genious level 2
put my milk in da
bowel before cereal
what the fuck
|
SUNDAY MORNING LEVELL CHECK - POST YOUR DEPRESION L EVEL,HORNY LEVEL, AND, GENIOUS LEVELL
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ sunday cereal ] |
 |
|
MY GAME "THE DEVILS LEVEL" AVAILABLE AT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - THESE CARDS DESIGNED BY @NatalieDee - THE CAT CARDS ARE FROM THE EXPANSON SETS |
[ the devil's level ] |
 |
|
OFF TOO A GREAT START REPLY WITH HOW YOUR MONDAYS GOING - ADMIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HAPPY CANDA DAY
FREE HEALH CARE
THERE DOLLARS ARE WORTH MORE
TRALER PARK BOYS
SEX IS LEGA
THEY INVENTED HOT DOGS
THERE PRESIDENT IS THE PRESIDENTS SON
BUCK 66
WEED IS FREE
|
HAPPY CANADA DAY FROM ADMIN - ENJOY YOURE DAY OFF WORK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ canada weed president ] |
 |
da correct answer, bitch
|
SORRY @KenJennings BUT WHEN YOUR RIGHT YOUR RIGHT.
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -
- ADMIN - |
[ jeopardy ] |
 |
AMERICA
CAN'T AFORD TOO LEAVE IT & NOT ENOGUH WOOD TO
BUILD THE GUILLOTINES WE NEED TO FIX EVERYTHING
|
HEARD THIS PLACE WAS GREAT BEFORE THE EURAPEANS SHOWED UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ america guillotine ] |
 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PETE
SORRY IM' LATE
|
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEAT - FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ happy birthday pete ] |
 |
|
TO AFRAID TO GO BACK RIGHT NOW
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
TACTICAL VEST DIPSHIT
HARASSES CANADIANS NO REASON
POWER HUNGRY COP WANNA BE
SHIT EATTING GRIN ALWAYS
SOCIOPATH CHILD ABUSER
|
FUCK THE BODER PATROL AND FUCK ICE. FUCK THE WALL. FUCK COPS,. HAPPY FRIDAY
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ border patrol ice canada ] |
 |
A @dasharez0ne
SHOUT OUT TOO:
orbitz
MISS YOU ORBITZ... SEE U AT DA CROSS ROASD
|
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - I MISS YUOUR GLOBS OF FLAVOR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ shoutout orbitz ] |
 |
no, im not
"HIDING FROM SOCIAL INTEACTION"
it's just that
TALKING TOO OTHER
PEOPLES FREINDS MAKE
ME THINK IM DYING
|
NORMAL SATERDAY NIGHT HERE HOWS YOURE SATERDAY GOING, - ADMIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ social interaction toilet ] |
 |
POST YOUR LEVVELS
|
SUDAY MORNING LEVEL CHECK. POST YOUR:
DL (DEPRESION LEVEL)
HL (HORNY LEGEL)
GL (GENIOUS LEVEL)
DL 8/ HL 2/ GL3 HERE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ level check ] |
 |
IF YUOU ERASED MY SAVE FILES
I WILL BE PISSED BUT PROBLY NOT SAY ANYTHING
GIVE ME BACK MY NITENDO DS
SORRY BUT I WANT TOO PLAY IT
|
RANDY IF YOUR READING THIS BRING MY DS BACK - I WONT BE MAD I JUST WANT TO PLAY IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ nintendo ] |
 |
I WISH I WAS A DOG
everone likes dogs pee outside
good boy strangers scratch me
dont have too work
|
WISH I WAS A DOG - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ dog ] |
 |
FEED A HOMELESS PERSON
MAKE A COP MAD
|
BEST WAY TO PISS OF A COP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - HELP YUOR LOCAL HOMELESS PEOPLE TODAY - NO ONE ELSE CARS ABOUT THEM SO YOU SHOULD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ cops homeless ] |
 |
WHAT DA FUCK IS
DA HUMAN CONDITION
REAL?
???
CONTAGOUS???
|
DA HUMAN CONDITION - WHAT DA FUCK IS IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ human condition ] |
 |
ITS FRIDAY MOTHER FUCKERS
SEE YA DIP SHITS
NO TALKING TO ANY ONE
EAT LUNCH AT HOME
PORNOS BIG SCREEN INSTEAD OF PHONE
STAY INSIDE 63 HOURS IN A ROW (I COUNTED)
|
HAPPY FRIDAY FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friday porn ] |
 |
SORRY
|
雌犬物を共有する地域
S O R R Y
htt |
[ art ] |
 |
Sunday morning
Level Check
Post your:
DepressinoLevel
Honry Level
Genious Level
|
POST YOURE LEVELLS , DL 6 / HL 3 / GL 5 HERE, HIGHER GENIOUS LEVEL DO TO RESERCHING OLD BOOK’S, https://t.co/Qtp3PuUD |
[ sunday level check ] |
 |
DA CHER ZONE
to you belive in love?
|
DA MF CHER Z0NE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ cher love ] |
 |
SALLAD
ITS NOT HEALTHY
MOST OF THE CALARIES COME FORM OIL
LETTUCE CORPERATIONS
DOSENT HAVE MUCH PROTIEN
CHEESE FLARES ME UP
and it tastes like shit @dasharez0ne
|
FUCK SALLAD THIS SHIT SUCKS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ salad cheese protien ] |
 |
THIS SHIT SUCKS
WHERE DOSE ALL THE SWEAT COME FROM?
HOW TO YOU AIR CONDITION THE OUTSIDE?
HOW TO YOU SWIM WITHOUT FELLING LIKE YOUR GOING TO DROWN????
|
THIS SHYT SUCKS 9AM AND ITS ALREADY TO HOT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ swimming outside sweat pool ] |
 |
3rd AMMENDMENT SUPORTER
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any
house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of
war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
I WILL NOT QUATER YOUR TROOPS
ITS IN THE CONTITUSTION
AND I DONT HAVE ROOM FOR THEM
|
FUCK COPS |
[ cops constitution troops ] |
 |
WE KNOW YOUR A NAZI
SHARK FACE PSYCHOPATH SHIT BAG
|
WE KNOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ mark zuckerberg ] |
 |
|
THESE DEAL’S WONT LAST - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUD |
[ art fire ] |
 |
HAD DA HORSE DREAM AGAIN
run forever
twice as much legs
horse calzone no dick
eat apple from ladys hand
if i break leg someone shoots me not my fault
no horse depresion
horse girls
dose hrose have a gf
|
AFERNOON NAP HAD DA HROSE DREAM AGIAN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ horse dream centuar ] |
 |
@dasharez0ne's
Amazon
wishlist
1. JEFF BEEZOS WEALTH SIEZED AND GIVEN TO AMAZON WEARHOUSE EMPLOYIES
2. GIVE ME SOME OF DA WELATH BECAUSE IT WAS MY IDDEA
3. NEW VACUMM NOT DYSON
|
FUCK AMAZON
FUCK JEFF BEZZOS
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ amazon jeff bezos vacuum dyson ] |
 |
HEY MOTHERFUCKER
IT'S SUMMER
stay home tonight and talk to
your real friends online
its too hot out their and every one sucks
|
RT IF YOUR GOING TO SELF CARE BY GOING ON LINE TONITE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ self care online summer ] |
 |
DA GROUP CHAT
ADMIN PLEESE LET ME IN DA GROUP CHAT
NO BITCH!!!
|
ANYTHING CAN HAPEPN IN DA GROUP CHAT
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ group chat ] |
 |
to old to ever be good at tihs
fingers hurt to much to practice
cant find accurate bass tab's
no time after work and sleeping
no enargy left when off work
no money to up grade my rig
fall asleep wathing bass videos
to old to join band full of kids
to embarassed to play in public
face sudenly looks old in mirror
weed jus gives me anxeity now
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
DOING MY BEST - ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ bass tabs still kicking ass ] |
 |
SORRY BITCH
CAN WE GO OVER THAT AGAIN
I'M
A LITTLE
CONFUSED
AND I DONT WANNA
FUCK UP AND
GET IN TROUBLE AGAIN
|
IF I COULD GET THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT ANOBYDY NOTCING ME THAT WJOULD BE PERFECT |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
HOW DO YOU MAKE FREINDS WHEN YOUR AN ADULT???
|
HOW??????????????????
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - |
[ adult friends comic ] |
 |
DRINK UP, BITCH
ITS' HOT OUTSIDE YOU NEED TOO HYDRATE
IF YOUR HUNGREY I CAN GET YOU A SNACK
|
DRINK UP BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ drink snack ] |
 |
CONTINENTTAL
BREAKFEST
any cerial
infinite bowl
egg bananas
put jelly in cerial
infinite butter
honey dew mellon
put raisen bran on bagel
toast tread mill
|
CONTINETTAL BREAKFEST -“UNPARRALELED BREAKFEST" - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ breakfast continental breakfast ] |
 |
SEEYA BITCH
|
BYE BITCH - HOPE YUOU LOOSE THE REST OF YOURE MONEY SOON - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mark zuckerberg twitter ] |
 |
WEEKEND DEPRESION
HERE IT COMES
|
HERE IT COMES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weekend depression ] |
 |
I NEED TO EAT
FLIES BITCH
|
WELCOME TO DA WEB - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ spider ] |
 |
Beautiful day out side
HAVE FUN OUT THERE IM USING MY COMPUTER ALREADY
|
RT IF YOUR STAYING IN SIDE TODAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ outside ] |
 |
NICE TWEET... BITCH
its hard to make me laugh any more dont
know if its because of my mind or because
the world is getitng worse but what yuou
said got through and made my day better
|
NICE TWEET - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tweet ] |
 |
FUCK COPS
END SHARED ZONE
I WILL NEVER STOP SHARING
|
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE WILL NEVER STOP FUCK COPS |
[ cops sharing ] |
 |
|
WALKING WIERD OR WALKING NORMAL I CANT TELL IM THINKING ABOUT IT TO MUCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ walking art ] |
 |
DIET COKE NO ICE
NO PEPSI IS NOT OKAY BITCH!!!
|
PEPSI IS NOT OKAY FUCK PEPSI. DIET COKE IS WHAT I ODERED - ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ coke pepsi ] |
 |
FUCK OFF
LANDLORD
SOFTWEAR UPDATE'S
NEIGHBORES
BOSSES
CO WORKERS
DEPPRESSION
EMAIL
SELF ESTEAM
TWITTER NOTFICATIENS
IN APP PERCHASE
SPONSORED POST'S
ELECTRIC BILL
|
NAVIGATTING DA SEA OF LIFE “IT SUCK’S BUT WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONGA DO” - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ bills landlords software update depression email self esteem in-app purchases ] |
 |
GOT TO HIGH
BEFORE WORK
does da boss always look like that
are my head phones to loud
wrong place wrong time
they can hear me breathing
how long have i been reading email
getting realy cold wheres my hoody
who did i say hi to already
if you hide in the bathroom they will know
do they already know im stoned
be theyre all talking about me
WOOPS
|
EDIBLES ARE FOR WEEK ENDS ONLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ edibles too high work ] |
 |
|
I DISCOVARED HOW TO FIX EVREYTHING - YOUR WELCOME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ shredder art ] |
 |
IF I WAKE UP AT 11...
BREAKFAST SHOULD GO ON UNTIL NOON or 1:00
10:30 is BULLSHIT
|
SHARE IF YOU WANT FULL BREAKFEST MENU ALL DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ lunch breakfast ] |
 |
ID LOVE TO HANG OUT
BUT IVE GOTTA BE IN BED ON
ON MY PHONE ALL NITE TONIGHT
kinda busy maybe some time next month
|
SORRY IVE GOT PLANS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ social anxiety ] |
 |
THERE IS A DAY BETWEEN
SUNDAY AND MONDAY
I AM GOING TO FIND IT
OR IM GOING TO GO TOO WORK TOMORROW IF I DONT
|
THE RESERCH STARTS WHEN MY CERIAL IS FINNISHED - AND IM ALMOST OUT OF CERIAL https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work sunday monday ] |
 |
|
THANKS @Newsweek FOR DA INTERVIEW - FINNALY GOT MY COPY OF THE MAGAZENE - HERE ARE SOME MORE CARD’S FROM MY GAME “THE DEVILS LEVEL” A FEW COPYS ARE LEFT FOR SALE AT https://t.co/Qtp3 |
[ in the news the devil's level ] |
 |
NEW DISCOVERY
SHOULD HAVE TRIED THIS YEARS A GO
WEED & COFFEE
|
ADMINS INVENTON - WEED ADN COFFEE - TRY IT TODAY https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ invention weed coffee ] |
 |
PREPARE
YOURSELF
TO FOLLOW ME
|
WHEN I POST A GOOD ASS OPINON ON CURENT EVENTS |
[ current events ] |
 |
onley god can judge...
AND JUDGES SUCK ASS
|
120 BUCKS FOR RIDDING MY BIKE FUCK THE JUDGE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ only god can judge judge judge judy ] |
 |
BRA STORE'S ALWAYS HAVE
THE COOLEST LOOKING BRA'S
cool its another beige bra and its only $84
BUT NEVER IN MY SIZE
|
DA TRAGEDY OF DA MALL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bra ] |
 |
ALL SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM'S
OPENLEY SUPPORT WHITE SUPREMACY
PROBABLY JUST A COINCIDENCE
|
FUCK TWITTER - FUCK FACBEOOK - FUCK REDITT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ twitter facebook reddit social media white supremacy ] |
 |
|
你今天必須從工作中偷東西 - 这是给我在�� |
[ caption help wanted ] |
 |
NEVER TELL YOUR BOSS
ABOUT YOUR SELF
THEY WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU
AND YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY VIDEO GAMES ANYWAY MOHTER FUCKER
|
REMMINDER FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE YUOR BOSS IS NOT YOUR FREIND |
[ boss video games ] |
 |
GOTTA CRAP
but then my ass will be dirty ??
SHOWER 2 BITCH
|
ANOTHER INVENTON FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE - YOUR WELCOME - ADMIN |
[ shower invention dirty ] |
 |
THERES A GUY & HES WALKING TOWARD ME
WHEN DO I SAY HI HES GETTING CLOSER
WHAT DO I DO! FUCK! FUCK!!!
|
TO LATE NOW ITS AKWARD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ social awkwardness dungeons and dragons ] |
 |
FUCK WITH MY FAMILY
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
???
IM CURIOUS TOO
WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN
DONT KNOW
???
|
WARNING FOR DA HATTERS,, NO ONW KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN,- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ family bbq ] |
 |
WHEN I SHUFFEL OFF DA MORTEL COIL
PLEASE LOL OR LMAO
|
WE ALL GOTTA DIE SO THROW ME A LMAO https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ death ] |
 |
SAMPLE DAY AT THE GROCERY
NO I HAVENT ALL READY
HAD FOUR OF THESE
|
YOU ALL READY KNOW WHERE IM GONGA BE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ grocery store free samples ] |
 |
if you dont like dogs
THATS TOO BAD THEIR GREAT ANNIMALS
if you dont like cat's
IM SORRY YOUR MISSING OUT ON ONE
OF LIFES FEW PLESURES MOHTER FUCKER
|
TO BAD FOR YUOU - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cat dog ] |
 |
Maybe a helicopter will
CRASH INTO MY HOUSE
CANT GO TO WORK MONDAY
NOT MY FAULT
|
ANY THING CAN HAPPEN, AND IT USALLY DOSEN’T, https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ helicopter work monday ] |
 |
FORGOT I HIT DA BONG
SO I HIT IT AGAIN OOP'S
|
TO DAM N HGHI TO REMEBER WHAT IMDOING https://t.co/Knw9pk8uh0 admin |
[ weed ] |
 |
|
EVERYDAY IS A GREAT DAY TO BURN A FLAGG - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ america ] |
 |
DO SOMETHING NICE FOR A STRANGER TODAY
ive always wanted to try
that but i dont know how
to talk to strangers
IF YOU FIGRUE IT OUT PLEASE TELL ME
|
HOW TO YOU MEET STRANGER’S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ strangers ] |
 |
DO NOT LIE TO ME
I WONT BE ABLE TO TELL
YOU WILL FEEL GUILTY
|
PELEASE DONT LIE TO ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ lie ] |
 |
THE WICHING HOUR
from 3:00 to 4 am
eat 1 wich max
no penalty no shame
i must wich out
|
DA WICHING HOUR 7 DAYS A WEEK AT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN |
[ sandwich ] |
 |
IM SORRY
I WAS HIGH AND FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE CHIP'S
please let me come back
PLEASE TAKE MY PHOTO OFF THE WALL
|
PLEASE DO IT THANK’S IM TIRED OF WALKINT OT THE OTHER STORE. https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADM |
[ chips too high ] |
 |
YOUR GOING TO BE A SKELLETON FOREVER
COOL
|
WE ARE ALL SKELLETONS –https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ skeleton ] |
 |
DONT USE DRUGS
except for weed
a few beers are ok
no more than 20g aderall
kratom is just plant leaves
shrooms 3 times per year max
take acid one time, or twice
cant say no to a cig here and there
duster is fine just dont over do it
use poppers during movies only
|
USE DRUGS ONLY SOMETIMES — GO TOO https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc — A |
[ drugs weed ] |
 |
ACUMMULATING CAPITAL WITH
OUT CREATING COMODITIES IS
UNETHICAL
And it fuckinf sucks
|
NUFF SAID - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ capital commodities trading ] |
 |
I DONT' HAVE TIME FOR THIS
I ONLY HAVE TIME FOR:
cool shit
chillen
computer
pet a cat or dog
beep the guppy
reggae
video's gameing
snack's
video poker
iq test
|
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ time cat dog ] |
 |
ITS
FRIDAY
BITCH
HELL YEA
|
FIVE HUORS LEFT UNLESS YUOU CAN SNEEK OUT EARLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friday ] |
 |
the onley
MASTADON ACCOUNT
i need
is a memership too the
NATURAL HISTORY MUSUEM
|
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE LOVER OF ALL NATRUAL HISTORY MUSUEMS WORLD WIDE |
[ museum mastadon ] |
 |
BOSS TOOK MY SATURDAY
so i took $274 woth
of office supplies
|
WE CAN DO THIS EVRY WEEK IF YUO WANT- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ saturday job steal from work boss ] |
 |
TO LOUD
SORRY
EVERONE PROBLY HATES ME
DOESNT SOUND RIGHT
HARDER THAN BASS GUITAR
SORRY
SORRY
TO HARD TO PLAY
|
TIME TO HIT DA SKINS THATS https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y TIME |
[ drums bass guitar ] |
 |
just took a
PERSONAILTY QUIZ
I AM INTROVERT
steal from work
rip blockbuster
racoon is my friend
life hacking
youtube toutorials
love cerial all flavors
high iq
cool knifes
cry sometimes at a porno
dont like books
weed
loan wolf
bored games
back pain
gas station sandwich
|
RETWEET IF YOUR INTOVERT TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ introvert steal from work blockbuster youtube cereal gas station ] |
 |
in 2017 i was normal intelligents
208 IQ
but thank's to the
NET
I AM NOW A GENIOUS
|
BECOMING MORE GENIOUS EVERY DAY ON LINE AT https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ genius iq 2017 ] |
 |
THE THIN YELLOW LINE
fuck cops - @dasharez0ne
|
PISSED OFF AND PISSED ON, FUCK ALL COPS https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops american flag ] |
 |
SET MY ALARM EARLY
so i can hit snooze 5 times
"the sleep genious"
|
MORE NATUREL, MORE DREAM’S, MORE GENIOUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADM |
[ alarm genius sleep dream ] |
 |
Times Up Bich Bitch
share da wealth please
O shit it is da mf share z0ne
|
TIMES UP BOGUEOIROSOREIE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN |
[ gold bourgeoisie share the wealth medieval style ] |
 |
DO WHAT YOU WANT
EVERYBODY DOES
|
DO WHAT EVER YOU WNAT, -ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc |
[ do what you want ] |
 |
I NEED AN ASSAULT RIFLE
SO I CAN PILE UP
ALL THE OTHER
GUNS AND FUCKEN
SHOOT THEM
|
FUCK GUNS
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc = |
[ guns assault rifle ] |
 |
AM I ALOWED TO UETHE LITTLE TOWLS IN YOUR BATHROOM
OR DO I HAVE TO KEEP THEM CLEAN?
|
THESE LOOK BRAND NEW SO WHAT THE FUCK-- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y -- |
[ towels bathroom ] |
 |
SHOULDENT OF RUN
OUT OF KETCHUP
|
NOW YOU WENT AND FUCKED UP https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ ketchup ] |
 |
cant make decisions
always tired
cant trust any one
affraid to take risks
make plans then canell
hate my self but still think im better than most people
BUT STILL KICKIN ASS
|
STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass ] |
 |
simpley alone
WITH MY THOUGHTS
HOW LONG ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SHAKEHANDS
always seems like its to long
|
MORNING THOGHTS
=- FROM DA MIND OF https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y -= |
[ shake hands thoughts ] |
 |
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
|
DONT DO ANY THING I WOULDENT DO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weekend protests ] |
 |
WHEN YOU GO TO HELL
SAY HI TO BOODLEHEIMER (1998-2016)
your stuck here with 100,000,000,000 poor people lol
seeya hope you enjoyed all youre free health care
|
DONT LET EXISTANCE HIT YOU ON DA WAY OUT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ boodleheimer john mccain ] |
 |
|
EXPANSON CARD’S BY @NatalieDee for THE DEVILS LEVEL MY CARD GAME THATS ALMOST SOLD OUT. GET IT AT https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE AND GET THE EXPANSON CARDS IF YOU WANT THESE “LEGACY OF BOODLEHEIMER” EXPANS |
[ the devil's level ] |
 |
WHAT IF WEED WORLD IS THE REAL WORLD
AND NORMAL LIFE IS JUSTA BAD DREAM
|
https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ dream thoughts ] |
 |
WAITED ALL WEEK LONG FOR DA WEEKEND
now im bored
|
WHAT NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ weekend bored ] |
 |
IRONY ISNT' REAL
IF YOU SAY RACISM SEXISM OR HOMOPHOBIA
IRONICALLY YOUR STILL SAYING THEM
I FIGURED THIS OUT LAST MONTH AND NOW YOU KNOW TO
|
IRONY IS FAKE https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ irony racism sexism homophobia ] |
 |
|
GOOD NEWS HE STOPPED HATING THEM https://t.co/bA9DGGdBH3 |
[ john mccain not a macro ] |
 |
don't like my
OPINIONS?
i suggest you
respectfully share your own opinons
with me so i can consider your view
point and learn from it
MOTHER FUCKER
CAW BE NICE SO YOUR TONE DOSENT DETRACT FROM THE CONTENT OF YOUR IDEA'S CAW CAW
|
— https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE OPINOINS ARE FINAL UNLESS I CHANGE MY MIND |
[ crow opinions false aggression ] |
 |
BYE BITCH
|
DONT LICK THE BOOTS OF THOSE WHO WOULD STEP ON YOU’RE NECK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - https://t.co/LL04V207 |
[ john mccain ] |
 |
TIME'S ALMOST UP
adminn when are you going to get a real job
cant you wear somthing nicer than that
whose going to marry you
get a nice hair cut from sallon
your to old to play on your phone all day
you should quit smokeing weed
you cant screw around forrever
your never going to have kid's
FINALLY
|
FINALLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ kids hair cut time ] |
 |
KICK ASS
OR DONT
|
I WONT TELL YOU WHAT TOO DO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ kick ass ] |
 |
BLOOD DONATION CHECKLIST
drink plenty off fluids
eat a helathy meall
tell every one you donated blood
|
NO POIND IN DOING IT IF YOU DONT BRAG ABOUT IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ donate blood ] |
 |
LONG HAIR
SELF CARE
|
RETWEET IF YOU KNOW WHAT IT DO
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ long hair self care ] |
 |
yeah, im'
OLD SCHOOL
miers brig test
heleocentrism
tooth werms
phlogiston
four elemants
salad
trepination
four humers
spontanious generation
THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM SUCKS HERE
|
AND THE DAMN PLACE STILL DOSENT HAVE AIR CONTITIONING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ education old school myers briggs test heliocentrism phlogiston trepidation spontaneous generation four humors salad ] |
 |
yeah buddy id love to
GO FUCK MYSELF
BUT THE MEDICATION MAKEIT DIFFICULT
AND ITS NOT ENJOYABLE IF IT HAPPENS
|
NOT GONNA HAPPEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADDMIN |
[ masturbation ] |
 |
I UPLOADDED MY RESUMEE
WHY DO I HAVE TO TYPE ALL OF THE SHIT AGAIN
8+ YEARS EXPERIENCE
SORRY NOT COMFORTABLE GIVING YOU MY PEE
BACHALOR DEGREE
KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE
IF YOU COULD BE A ANIMAL WHICH ONE WOUD YOU BE AND WHY
INTERVIEW PANTS
TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU FUCKED UP AT WORK
THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN GOING TO WORK
IS TRYING TO GET A NEW JOB
|
STARTING TO THINK THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND THEIR ALL LAGHUING AT ME
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ job resume ] |
 |
LISTEN Oscar Mayer YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
YOUR NOT FOOLING U
THESE USED TO HAVE COOKIES
|
BRING DA COOKIES BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ oscar mayer lunchables ] |
 |
CIGS ARE COOL
1. LOOKS COOL
2. MAKEYOU DIE
3. ITS ACTUALLY WEED
4. HELL YEA
- ADMIN @dasharez0ne
|
COOL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ cigarettes art ] |
 |
HELL IS FULL
MOTHER FUCKER
1-800-273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
"your not alone bitch"
|
YOUR NOT ALONE BITCH, POSTING THIS AGGAIN TO REMIND YOU - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN |
[ suicide ] |
 |
|
AINT EASY BEIN HEAVEY,,. https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ art ] |
 |
BAD DAY NO REASON
nothing specific going wrong
feel like shit
unhappy no reason
but still kicken ass
|
DOING MY BEST =
ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ bad day still kicking ass ] |
 |
WHO
ADOPTED
WHO
|
DOSE ANY ONE KNOW IT ITS LEGAL TO HAVE A PIDGEON AS A PET - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ pigeon pet ] |
 |
I MIHGT FEEL LIKE SHIT
BUT AT LEAST
I LOOK LIKE
MICROWAVED
SHIT BITCH
|
LOOKING BAD FEELING BAD
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ looking bad ] |
 |
AUGUST IS JUST
HOT FEBUARY
AND FEBUARY SUCK'S ASS
|
FUC KAUGUST IM GLAD ITS OVER
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ august february ] |
 |
who needs enemies
ENEMIES SUCK ASS
RATHER HAVE FRIENDS
|
ENEMIES CANT STAND EM’ - ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn |
[ friends enemies ] |
 |
I DONT KNOW WHAT "POLITIC'S" IS
AND i DONT WANT TO FIND OUT
|
WHAT IS POLITIC'S
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ politics ] |
 |
HAPPY LABER DAY
LET
ALL
BOSSES
EAT
RAISENS
|
HAPPY LABER DAY FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ labor day acrostic boss ] |
 |
i wasent
ASKING
if the bath room is employies onley
IM TELLIG YOU IM
ABOUT TO SHIT BITCH
you betetr have the good tolet paper to
|
OUTA MY WAY IM CRAPIN
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ toilet paper public bathroom ] |
 |
GOTTA WAIT IN MY CAR
MY WEEKEND IS NON OF YOU'RE BUSINESS
DONT WANT TO SMALL TALK
TO CORWORKER ON THE WAY IN
|
NOT MAKING EYE CONTAT EITHER NOT TAKING CHANCE’S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ work weekend small talk ] |
 |
TIME IS SPEEDING UP
SEEM'S LIKE 2015 WAS LAST YEAR
BARELY REMEBER 2012
DONT REMEBER 2005 AT ALL
BEFORE 1999 BLACK HOLE
|
ITS ALMOST 2019 HELP
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ remember time ] |
 |
TO LAZY TO EAT
rather be hungry then
have to figure out dinner
|
FUCK IT
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ lazy dinner ] |
 |
DA SHARE Z0NE
THANK YOU FOR NOTE FEEDING US BREAD
BIRDS
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ birds bread meme ] |
 |
JUST DISCOVERED "NOTIFICATONS"
DO NOT CLICK IT -ADMIN @DASHAREZ0NE
|
DO NOT CLICK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ notifications ] |
 |
TODAY IS THE WRONG DAY TO FUCK WITH ME
I AM FREE MONDAY AFTER 6PM
wendsday or friday morning might work to
|
NOT TODAY
-= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN =- |
[ schedule monday ] |
 |
|
PISS A COP OFF BY GIVING MONEY TO HELP HOMELESS - 24/7 DROP IN CENTER https://t.co/aJ5eSSSpBz - DA SHARE Z0NE SUPORTS HOMELESS YOUTH |
[ not a macro ] |
 |
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU MAKE THE E.F.F.O.R.T
EHHHHH
FUCK IT
F
O
R
T
|
https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ effort acrostic ] |
 |
never put off until
TOMMORROW
something you can fuck up
TODAY
|
OFF TOO A GREAT START
= https://t.co/VJDWZ8jSXq ADMIN = |
[ ibs wisdom ] |
 |
if its in the
fridge after
5pm Friday...
ITS MINE BITCH
sorry about the font i re installed photo
shop and this is the only one their
|
5PM IS ON IT’S WAY AND IM READY TO EAT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ friday food photoshop ] |
 |
Pop in the morning
BETTER THAN COFFEE
AND IT DOESNT MAKE ME CRAP
|
POP TIME
= https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN = |
[ coffee soda ] |
 |
WEED KICK'S ASS
BLAZE IT BITCH
|
KEEP SMOKEN
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ weed tesla elon musk ] |
 |
JEREMYS
IGUANGUA
SON OF A BITCH ANIMAL
CANCELED
remember to feed him
whiped me with his tail
unafraid of man
gives me that look
not aprpeciative
jeremys room stinks
YOURE ASS IS CANCELED
|
JEREMYS IGUAGA ITS CANCELED- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ iguana canceled ] |
 |
GREAT PARTY LAST NIGHT
PLANNED
ALL WEEK FOR
RANDY
TO
Y COME OVER AND WATCH TV
|
GUEST OF HONOR GET’S THE CLICKER
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ party acrostic ] |
 |
WHAT IF
BABYS
WHERE SMARTER THEN US
|
THIMK ABOUT IT - ADMIN
= https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y = |
[ babies what if ] |
 |
ME
GIVING MY DOCTOR $85.00
MY DOCTOR
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ meme doctor ] |
 |
WASTING TIME AT WORK
walk fast look mad
sokudo
cross words
bideo poker
imbezeling
neo pets
bape
"theirs more than one type of hero"
|
NOT ALL HERO’S LOOK THE SAME =- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ hero work soduko neo pets ] |
 |
PLEASE
DO NOT CALL ME
IM SORRY
SORRY
NOT PICKING UP
IM SORRY BUT ITS TO STRESS FULL
SOUNDS WORSE THEN ALARM CLOCK
|
DO
NOT
CALL
ME
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc = |
[ phone ] |
 |
HAVE YOU HEARD OFF THIS SHIT CALLED
"THE LIBRARY"
EVERYTHINGS FREE THERE
SEEYA BEZOS
|
THEY GOT DVDS TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ library jeff bezos ] |
 |
IRRESPONSABLE
NEVER RUDE
TO MANY SNACKS
JSCARED OF NEIGHBOR
|
PERSONALTY TEST CAME BACK AND ITS INTJ - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ myers briggs test acrostic ] |
 |
ONE BEER BEFORE WORK
"the perfect amount"
"or zima"
zima is actually really good
|
IT WAS UNFARLY CRITIZIZED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ zima beer ] |
 |
Tthe new watch
electricutes youre
landlord if he doesnt
fix the fucken toilet
|
COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ apple landlords watch toilet ] |
 |
ARE YOU
LAGHUING WITH ME
OR ARE YOU
LAGHUING AT ME
AND WHICH
ONE IS BETTER
|
WHICH ONE THANK’S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/DJNUGa8Z |
[ laughing horse ] |
 |
DID MY SENSE OFF HUMOR
OFFEND YOU???
BUCKLE UP BITCH
IM ABOUT TO APOLLOGIZE
|
BUCKLE UP BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression humor ] |
 |
WHAT DID I DO YESTERDAY
ATE HOT DODGS?
BRUISE ON MY LEG FROM WHERE?
NAP?
????
MUST HAVE GONE TO WORK?
I THINK IT RAINED?
|
NO IDEA
= https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y = |
[ yesterday hot dogs ] |
 |
What Happened
to My Body?
|
IF YUO SEE THIS AT HALF PRICE COP IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ art backstory ] |
 |
FRIDAY NIGHT
ohhh yeahhhh!
THESE CHAINS ARE GONE UNTIL
MONDAY UNLESS SOMETHING
HAPPENS TOMORROW OR SUNDAY
"its urgint"
"you agried to be on call"
"your not doing anything any way"
"its just 3 hour's"
|
KICKEN ASS ON FRIDAY NIGHT - ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ on call friday weekend ] |
 |
SICK OF THE HATTERS
nothing they make fits my fucken head
|
FUCK DA HATTERS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ hat ] |
 |
THE ONLY THERAPIST I NEED
is Dr. Jennifer Repumbles at Hoge Center for Integrated Therapy
SHE DOESNT TAKE MY INSURENCE BUT ITS WORTH IT
|
THE ONLY THERAPIST I NEED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ therapy insurance ] |
 |
NEW YORK AND CALIFORNA AINT
THE ONLY "REAL CITIES"
LOT'S OF PEOPLE LIVE IN URBAN
POPULATION'S OVER 100,000 BITCH
|
RESPECT NORMAL CITIES - THEIR COOL AS HELL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ california new york cities ] |
 |
ANOTHER DAY
of figuring out
the right amount of
EYE CONTACT
|
ALWAYS FEELS WIERD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ eye contact social awkwardness ] |
 |
BROUGHT MY OWN COFEE
TO DA COFFEE SHOP
TIPPED THE BERISTA FIVE BUCKS
"fuck the coperation"
|
FUCK DA CORPERATION AND HONOR DA WORKER IS https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y PLEDGE -ADMIN |
[ coffee barista ] |
 |
FUCK THIS
NOOOOO
MICROWAVED MY ICE CREAM
TO LONG NOW ITS SOUP
|
NO NO NO NO NO NO
https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ ice cream ] |
 |
YOUR NOT AS COOL
AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
your way fucken cooler
ITS CALLED SELF LOATHING
BITCH
|
FACE IT
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ cool self-loathing ] |
 |
The Jury Duty GENIOUS
IF ITS WEED THEN NOT GUILTEY
COP'S ARE ALWAYS LIEING
CANT GO TO WORK TODAY GOT J.D.
FREE LUNCH SIX DOLLERS
MAYBE A OWL DID IT
|
I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT JURY DUTTY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ jury duty cops weed ] |
 |
JUST REMEMBED
SOMETHING STUPID
I SAID 4 YEARS AGO
|
DAMN
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc = |
[ stupid remembered ] |
 |
i gotta
abbandon my entire life
ESCAPE LIBRARY FINES
"C YA"
NEW NAME LIKE CANDY OR TIRANOSAURUS
AUSTRLIA OR ALASKA
GET WIIMOTE BACK FROM JAMES FIRST
THROW OUT SKINNY CLOTHES NEVER GONNA WEAR THEM ANY WAY
DRIVE THRU WONT KNOW ME
|
ONE DAY
= https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN = |
[ run away library austrailia alaska wiimote ] |
 |
everything sucks ass and
everyone i meet is and asshole
NO NEED TO LOOK WITHIN
|
NOT MY FAULT
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ self-reflection assholes ] |
 |
online all night
TIRED ALL DAY
|
ALL DAY EVERY DAY IN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ online cat5 ] |
 |
THERE ARE NO
"GOOD COP'S"
|
TRUTH = https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y = |
[ cops ] |
 |
...simpley alone
with my thoughts
|
FROG THOGHTS
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ thoughts frog ] |
 |
I DONT FUCK AROUND
I ONLY FUCK UP
AND IM ALREADY SORRY
im trying my best
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ trying my best ] |
 |
CAN I
HAVE
SOME
OFF
YOUR
FRIES
?????
|
LIKE 4 OR 5 OFF THEM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fries ] |
 |
COOL PEOPLE
KICKEN ASS AND GOING TO THE DOCTOR
DA SHARE Z0NE
|
KEEP KICKEN ASS AND PAYING YOUR DOCTER $85 - PICK BY @YUNGCHOMSKY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ doctor kicking ass ] |
 |
RESPECT ALL CAT'S
RESPECT ALL DOG'S
TO HELL WITH IGUANUAS
|
https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y UNAFFRAID TO SPEAK THE TRUTH -ADMIN |
[ cat dog iguana ] |
 |
ANIMAL CROSSING WISH LIST
1. MOTERCYCLE FOR ME
2. COW SKULL HAT AGGAIN
3. NO PEARS
4. BRING BACK HANK EAGGLE
6. SOCIALEST (NO MORGAGE)
5. CAN WEAR SHIRT IN OCEAN
6. DONT PUT YOUR HOUSE ON MY FUCKEN PATH WAY
7. PICK SKIN COLOR AND MAKE MY CHARATER FAT FOR ONCE
8. NEED TO BUY A SWICH
9. POCKET CAMP SUCKS ASS
10. IM THE MAYOR
|
ANINAL CROSING WISH LIST FOR DA NEW CROSSING 2019 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ animal crossing ] |
 |
STRANGER WAS NICE TOO ME?
why
real smile not fake
complaments no reason
what did he want
to much eye contact
getting suspicous
why
|
????????????? https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ eye contact ] |
 |
BYE BITCH
|
SEEYA https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ bill cosby ] |
 |
ACIDENTALLY CALLED THE CASHIER "MOM"
|
CAN NEVER GO BACK TO THAT GAS STATION AGGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mom gas station ] |
 |
CRESPY
I'M NOT SELF-MEDICATING...
YOU'RE SELF-MEDICATING.
damn...
I NEED TO CRESP OUT
|
MMM,, CRESPY
= https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y = |
[ crespy ] |
 |
could tip ober
getting cold
need a side car for laptop
road is to open
handles to far away
cant eat and ride
RIDE OR TRY
|
DA OPEN ROAD - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ motorcycle ] |
 |
FALL DOWN 7 TIMES
to much trouble no problem im chillen
get up 6
|
ITS COOL IM GOOD
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ perseverance ] |
 |
JUST FOUND OUT SOME OFF MY GOOGLE SEARCHES GOT POSTED ON TO TWITTER
this shit suck's
AND THE GROSS ONES WERENT MINE
someonn was using my computer
|
WHAT THE FUKC - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ google search twitter ] |
 |
TAKE MY GUNS?
PLEASE DO
their dangerous and im not in a good place rn i dont need these things
DONT GIVE THEM TO THE PIGS JUST MELT THEM DOWN OR SOMTHING
|
SORRY I POITED EM AT YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ guns false aggression ] |
 |
WAR
|
MY OPPINIONS ON THEM
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ war opinions ] |
 |
YOU BETTER NOT FUCK WITH ME AND MY CREW
AFTER I GET A CREW TOGGETHER
LOOKING FOR CREW MEBERS SO EMAIL ME PLEESE
|
ONCE DA CREW IS ASEMBBLED ITS OVER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ crew false aggression ] |
 |
GOT SOME NEW
photoshop brusshes
COOL
|
OH YEA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ photoshop ] |
 |
ARE WE LIVIG IN A SIMULATION?
friends only text when they need something
da computer god sucks ass
to many guns like guns like gta
pencil looks like its bending if i wiggle it
cheat code for funeral
swords are to expensive
everyone weres the same clothes
why are their pets
why does wacking it work
buy glasses to increase draw distance
descreet spacetime not continuous
we wouldent know if we where
canada not real
|
FREKAING OUT A BIT RN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ simulation spacetime guns canada gta ] |
 |
its
OCTOBER
|
FUCKEN FINALLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ october fall leaves candy corn candy ] |
 |
is a bug...
A ANIMAL?
|
IS A BUG A ANIMAL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMINN |
[ thoughts bug animal ] |
 |
BY THE TIME YOU WAKE UP
SHIT SORRY
i have probly already fucked up several times
and im just getting started
|
RISE AND TRY
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ fucked up ] |
 |
YOU BEEN STANDING IN FRONT OFF THE CHIP'S
FOR AN HOUR JUST PICK ONE SO I CAN GET
CHIP'S WITHOUT ASKING YUOU TO MOVE
|
CMON - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ chips social awkwardness ] |
 |
WHERE DID ALL THE
Radio Shack's
GO???
|
WHAT HAPENNED…..
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ radio shack ] |
 |
PLEASE MY RIG IS OUT OF JUICE
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME POST
CAN I USE YOUR CHARGER
|
PLEASE - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ charger electricity ] |
 |
WHAT DA FUCK DO I CHOOSE
|
WHICH ONE WOUD YOU PICK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ live soda ] |
 |
SORRY I WASENT LISTENING
I USED THAT PEPERMINT DOCTOR BRONER ON MY ASS THIS MORNING AND ITS DISTRACTING
|
FEALS LIKE A COOL BREAZE - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ caption help wanted ] |
 |
CONRAT'S DASHAREZ0NE ADMIN
NOBEL PIECE PRIZE RUNNER UP
COMING BACK STRONG IN 2019
|
SILVER MEDDLE NOT BAD TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR UNLESS I FORGET - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nobel ] |
 |
NOT MY PROBLEM
but id' be glad to talk to you about it any way
MOTHER FUCKER
|
GOT A PROBLEM????
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ problems ] |
 |
ITS DA WEEKEND
CHILL NOW FEEL BAD LATER
CHILL NOW FEEL BAD RIGHT NOW
|
SHOUT OUT TO UNIONS FOR IVENTING IT THOU - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ WEEKEND ] |
 |
|
BRING THE MOTHERUCKER BACK - https://t.co/2a8ZZ2SYGp |
[ dupe ] |
 |
PLAY SOME RAP OR PUT IT IN THE TRASH
|
OR REGGAE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ rap ] |
 |
YOU RAN INTO ME
IM NICE BITCH
I STILL APOLLOGIZED
|
SORRY
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ apology ] |
 |
THIS AINT "INDIAN STYLE"
ITS CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE
DA SHARE Z0NE RESPECTS INDIGINOUS PEOPLES OF NORTH AMERICA
|
FUCK COLUMBUS THIS IS INDIGINOUS PEOPLES DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ indigenous peoples day ] |
 |
THERE ARE NO
"good"
BILLIONAIRES
but im not doing revolution untill im sure everyone else will do it to
|
THATS A FACT
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc = |
[ revolution billionaires ] |
 |
ARE YOU SUPOSED TO SAY
HI TO COWORKERS EVERY
TIME YOU PASS IN THE
HALL WAY OR ONLEY
ONCE PER DAY
|
I DONT KNOW HOW ANY OF THIS WORK’S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ hi coworkers social awkwardness ] |
 |
REAST IN PIECE
ADMIN
FOGOT TO HANG UP PHONE AND BOSS HEARD
ME TELL MY CAT HES MISTER SEXY
|
RIP TO ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ rip cat boss ] |
 |
what do ohter people
think i smell like??
|
ALONE WITH MY THOGHTS
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ canoe thoughts smell ] |
 |
LEAVE ME ALONG
IM SHITING BITCH
SORRY
|
SORRY BUT I NEED PIECE IN HERE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ shitting ] |
 |
LOOKING GOOD
FEELING BAD
|
WHATS UP NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ looking good feeling bad ] |
 |
DON'T PISS ME OFF
i will think its my fault and feel
bad about myself for weeks
|
DON’T
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMINN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
ALWAYS
UNCOMFORTABLE
|
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass uncomfortable ] |
 |
|
COOL -ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
CANCELING PLANS
KICK'S ASS
"I WANTED TO GO UNTIL TO DAY"
|
IM FREE
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ canceling plans ] |
 |
SATURDAY NIGHT
ZERO EMAILS
ONE BONG
ONE JAR OF POPPERS
COLE KNIFE IMAGE SEARCH
|
COOL KNIFES KICK ASS
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ knife weed saturday ] |
 |
WHY
do my own
fart's smell
good
|
THIS IS FUCKED UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMINN |
[ farts thoughts ] |
 |
lefty loosy
righty tighty
I DONT KNOW LEFT FROM RIGHT
WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT
THIS SHIT IS NORMAL MOTHER FUCKER LET ME MAKE
THE L WITH MY HAND AND LOOK AT IT A SEC
lot's of people have to do this and it doesnt take much time so fuck off
|
ITS NORMALL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ normal ] |
 |
MAYO
SUCKS
ASS
burger crime
bad juice
get it out off here
EGG CRIME
harshmallo fluff
GRANDPA SHIT
see ya
EGGSNOT
x-tra slimey
|
FUCK MAYO
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ mayonnaise ] |
 |
I DONT REMEMBER
WHICH CARD IN MINE
SORRY
|
NO IDEA SORRY
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ magic ] |
 |
yea i got
ANXIETY...
ANIMAL CROSSING
NEVER
XPLAINS
IF
EVERYONE IN TOWN
THINKS
YOUR A BAD MAYOR
|
PRETTY SURE THEIR PRETENDING TO LIKE ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing anxiety ] |
 |
EVERYONE IS MAD AT ME
i dont know what i did
BUT I GUARANTEE
I WILL DO IT AGAIN
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sorry ] |
 |
"learn from you're mistakes"
NO THANKS
i'd rather not
|
I’LL PASS
= https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ mistakes learning ] |
 |
THE WEEKENDS
ALMOST HEAR
its time to
GET HIGH
AND CLEAN
|
LEGALIZZE IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cleaning weed weekend ] |
 |
NO ONES GENDER
IS YOU'RE BUISNESS
buisness suck's ass anyway
|
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ANY WAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ gender taco ] |
 |
WHAT IS
"CAR INSURENCE"
|
??? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ car insurance ] |
 |
ALWAYS LIE
ON YOU'RE
RESUME
|
COMPANYS LIE TO YOU, SO DONT FORGET TO LIE TO THEM -DASHAREZ0NE.COM ADMIN |
[ resume ] |
 |
cant believe i
MISSED THE STATE FAIR
|
NO,,,, FUCK THIS, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ state fair ] |
 |
i dont want to "reach out"
i dont want to "touch base"
and i do not want to fucken
"HOP ON A QUICK CALL"
|
NO THANK’S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ phone anxiety ] |
 |
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY worst...
CANT' SAY I BLAME YUOU PARDNER
mighty big problems
|
WARNNING -
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ cowboy ] |
 |
HEY YOU LEFT THIS IN DA GRAVE YARD
NO!
|
ITS A COOL KNIFE TO YOU WANT IT BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ knife comic ] |
 |
NEVER SURRENDER
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SUBMIT
NEVER YEILD
NEVER CONCIED
unless its a pain
got other shyt too do
to hard
boring
|
NEVER STOP. UNLESS IT SUCKS - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ relentlessness motivational giving up ] |
 |
DONT YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
AFTER WORK
|
IF IM NOT ON THE WAY HOME AT 5:01PM THEN CALL A AMBULENCE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work hang out ] |
 |
JUTHEARD A RECORDING OF MY VOICE
DO I REALLY SOUND LIKETHIS
its to high pitch
what da fuck
words dont sound right together
why dindt anyone tell me i talk like this
|
MABYE THE MIKE IS BROKEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ voice ] |
 |
BANNED
ELLON MUSP NOT ALOWED TO READ @dasharez0ne
FORGET IT BITCH
|
PERMANENT AND FINAL
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ elon musk ] |
 |
YOU DONT KNOW MY PROBBLEMS
unless you've had
THE COMMON COLD
|
THIS SHIT SUCKS RT IF YOU HATE COLDS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cold problems ] |
 |
DONT WANT BOOGER'S
not suposed to pick my nose
SO WHAT DA FUCK
|
NO WHERE TO TURN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ boogers ] |
 |
haveing a
NORMAL DAY
in a normal world!
|
NORMAL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ normal ] |
 |
I NEED TO BURG
BURGER
U KNOW? ITS
RED MEAT
GRINDED UP
burg me bitch
|
STUCK AT WORK BUT NEED TO BURG OUT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ burger acrostic beef ] |
 |
HOLLOWEEN
should be a holiday
sounds like "holiday"
make tricker treat all day long
i dont have to go too work
we should get november 1 off work too
free costume's for poor kids
holloween 2 in november
temperary holloween
store open
all year
|
HOLLOWEEN SHOUDL BE A HOLIDAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ halloween ] |
 |
The phone doesnt
change the f-word
to ducking any
more bitch your
welcome
|
SNEAK PREVIEW OF TTHE #AppleEvent - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ autocorrect ] |
 |
DEAD MALLS
whip ass
SIT IN ANY FOOD COURT TABLE NO COMPETITION
ESCALATOR'S TURNED OFF [LESS SCAREY]
NO LOTION KIOSK
CONSTRUCTION STUFF LAYING AROUND
DONT' RUN IN TO PEOPLE FROM WORK
GREAT MUSIC
|
AND IT DONT COST YA A DIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ malls escalator ] |
 |
free candy at work
TIMES ARE TIGHT FOR EVERY ONE RIGHT BOSS
YOU'D PAY ME MORE IF YOU COULD AFORD IT
DEFINETELY NOT A WORTH LESS TOKEN
GOTTA CANCEL MY REVOLUTION NOW
|
FUCK THE FREE CANDY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ candy ] |
 |
YEA,,, IM GONNA TO PARTY TONITE
PASS OUT
ALONE
READING
THE
YNTERNET
|
PARTY IN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y -ADMIN |
[ acrostic party internet ] |
 |
THE STALL CLOSEST
TO THE DOOR IS MINE
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
ALL OTHERS ARE YOURS
|
YOU’RE ONE AND ONLY WARNING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ public bathroom 2001 a space oddessy ] |
 |
I COULD BE YOU'RE
BEST
FRIEND
but im apprehensive about
talking to peopel i dont know
and you probly wouldent like me
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ social anxiety friends ] |
 |
FRIDAY
MY RESPONSI
BILITIES
|
FUCK EM, ITS FRIDAY, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friday ] |
 |
|
YES OH MBY GOD YES YES,,, — https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ candy ] |
 |
IF YOU TRY TOO FUCK WITH ME
YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TOO WIN
I AM EXTREAMLY
PASSIVE AND
LACK CONFIDENTS
i will appologize
its my fault sorry
|
YOUR CHOICE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ insecure ] |
 |
COOL PARTY I BROGHT
SOME CHIP'S IM
SET THEM
OVER HERE
|
COOL PARTY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ party chips art ] |
 |
EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP
powerfull mind
video game mastery
sunshine brain
genious thought's
here come's seasonal depresion
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ seasonal depression daylight savings sleep ] |
 |
i will be there for you
NO MATTER WHAT
UNLESS I FORGET
or have to go too work
been dealing with my own stuff
CAR WONT START
just got you're message my phone died
catch up next week
|
I WILL BE THEIR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ social anxiety ] |
 |
ADMIN KICK'S ASS
STEALING
FROM WORK
SMOKEING
WEED
EATING
CHIP'S
APPOLOGIZING
EVERY DAY
HOW TO VOTE
|
HOW TO VOTE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ vote political cartoon ] |
 |
SORRY ABOUT MY DRIVING
IM MAKING IN APP PURCHASES
AND IM ANALYZEING THE BEST DEAL'S ON IN GAME TOKEN'S
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ driving in-app purchases ] |
 |
YOU RIG THE
VOTING MACHINES
WE'LL RIG OUR MACHINES
|
YOU’RE CHOICE - https://t.co/zDxt5nIsNJ ADM |
[ guillotine vote ] |
 |
you better
TAKE A STEP BACK
IM GETTING OVER A COLD
MOTHER FUCKER
I MIGHT STILL BE CONTAGOUS
|
DO NOT GET INN MY FACE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sick false aggression ] |
 |
STEAL FROM WORK TODAY
theirs lots of stuff at work you could use at home
OR JUST THROW IT AWAY BITCH
|
DO IT OR LOSE IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ steal from work ] |
 |
LERANING
about planet's and other smart shit
WHILE IM' CLOCKED IN AT WORK
cant block wikipedia boss check mate
|
LERANING ABOUT ALL KIND’S OF SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADM |
[ wikipedia work learning ] |
 |
when i die
REINCARNATE ME
IN TO A
GOAT
ok to eat trash
head butt people
alway's smell good
behhhh
behhh
|
GOAT’S KICK ASS RT IF TRUE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ goats reincarnation ] |
 |
CANT WAIT FOR PEPOLE TO COME OVER
TERRIFIED THEIR GOING TO LOOK ON MY COMPUTER OR IN MY DRAWER'S
|
HIDDING MY SHAME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ social anxiety ] |
 |
MALE
FEMALE
TINY ASS
|
ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ male female ] |
 |
IT'S TIME TO ROCK
RAP
OR
COUNTRY
KICK'S ASS
|
HELL YEA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ music rock rap country music acrostic ] |
 |
i fucked up
PLEASE EXCEPT MY APPOLOGY
I THOUGHT CONTREY WAS THE SHYT WITH THE VIOLINS NOT THE RACEST RADIO SONGS
im sorry
--ADMIN
|
I FUCKED UP,, IM SORRY —ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ country music ] |
 |
i don't care
WHERE YOUR FROM,
THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN,
IF YOUR FAT,
WHAT GENDER YUOU ARE,,
IF YOUR STRAIGHT GAY LEBIAN TRANS ECT,,,
VEGGAN,
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS
WILL YOU TRADE ME ISABELL AND JULIAN ANIMAL CROSSING AMIIBO CARD'S
|
OPEN TO ALL - FRIENDS WITH SOME - FEARED BY NONE - DA MOTHA FUCKEN https://t.co/wiFGOSGHob |
[ gender vegan animal crossing amiibo ] |
 |
BILL'S
COMMERCIAL MUSIC STUCK IN MY HEAD
BACK PAIN
I LOOK LIKE SHIT
IN APP PURCHASES
TO EARLY FOR BEER
WORK SUCK'S
FEEL BAD ALL DAY
and yet i look like nothings wrong
BECAUSE IM BAD AT SHOWING EMOTION MOHTER FUCKER
|
HOW ARE YOU SUPOSED TO SHOW THAT SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ emotion in-app purchases beer ] |
 |
YOU DONT KNOW ME
WANT TO CHANGE THAT MOHTER FUCKER?
IM UNCOMFTORBLE AROUND NEW PEOPLE BUT
once you get to know me im ok most of the time
|
YOU DONT KNOW ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression social anxiety ] |
 |
where are all the
GOTHS
|
WERE DID THEY GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ goths ] |
 |
CALL SOME ONE WHO GIVE'S A SHIT
HERES MY NUMBER
and text if i dont pick up
|
LETS DISCUSS THIS SHYT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ call text ] |
 |
DRANK TO MANY BEERS
and yet i'm am not hung over
GOT AWAY WITH IT
|
AMAZZING - HOW CAN I DO THIS AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ beer ] |
 |
SORRY SALVATION ARMY
NO THANKS
IF I WANTED TO DONATE MONNEY TO PERSECUTE MINORATIES AND THE POOR
I WOULD PAY TAXES
|
FUCK EM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ salvation army taxes ] |
 |
INTROSPECTION
is a fools game
AND I DONT PLAY
|
NEVER LOOK WITH IN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ introspection ] |
 |
THE WISE OFTEN WALK ALONE
but a genious
know's to assign a buddy to get more item's
|
LIFE OF A GENIOUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wisdom pokemon genius ] |
 |
STEALING
IS HTE ONLEY ETHICAL WAY TO OBTAIN GOODS UNDER CAPITALISM
AND IT FUCKING ROCKS
|
HOODY SEASON IS STEALING SEASON - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ stealing capitalism ] |
 |
OPEN TO ALL
FRIEND TO SOME
FEARED BY NONE
|
RETWETT IF YOUR GENIOUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ friends ] |
 |
TURKY TASTES LIKE ASS
good thing i love eating ass
|
TURKY TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ turkey ] |
 |
FULL AS SHIT
HIGH AS FUCK
and i still hate myself bitch
|
HAPPY THANK'S GIVING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ full high thanksgiving ] |
 |
i don't need
MATERIAL GOOD'S
TO MAKE ME HAPPY
all i need is
$99.99 56,000 GAME GEMS (BEST VALUE!)
|
FUCK SHOPPING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ in-app purchases material goods ] |
 |
INTERSECTIONALITY
kick's ass
SCARED
SEX
RENT DUE
BOSS SUCKS
HEMOROIDS
|
RESPECT EVERY ONE - EXCLUDE NO ONE - EXCEPT BOSS'S AND BIGOT'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ intersectionality sex hemorrhoids ] |
 |
I FUCKEN TOLD YOU
IGUANNA'S SUCK BIG ASS
ADMIT I WAS RIGHT JEREMY
|
SHOULD OF LISTENED TO ME JEREMY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ iguana ] |
 |
im not a
"PICKEY EATER"
i simpley have
STANDARDS
|
NOT WASTING MEAL'S ON FOOD I DONT LIKE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ picky standards ] |
 |
YEAH BOSS
almost done with what you needed
|
PUTTING IN WORK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ boss work ] |
 |
THE CHRISMAS GENIOUS
EQUAL RIGHTS
DIGNITY
RESPECT
TEXT ME BACK FAST
GILLOTINE
CHIPS
Peace on earth, bitch
|
NEW SHIRT DESINGED BY @NATALIEDEE - ORDER IT NOW GET IT WAY BEFORE XMAS GARANTEED https://t.co/DJNUG9RnNA |
[ guillotine christmas ] |
 |
GOT THE RUNS
SOMETIMES YOU EAT ASS,,,
AND SOMETIMES THE ASS EAT'S YOU
|
WORSE WAY TO USE VACATION DAY'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ diarrhea ] |
 |
FUCK URGINT CARE
its urgent not wait 2 hours care
SHOULD COST $20 NOT $85
DOSENT TAKE MY INSURENCE
TOLD ME TO GO HOME AND TAKE WATER
|
AND YOUR SCALE IS WRONG TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ urgent care insurance hospitals ] |
 |
YEA, IVE HEARD OF INCEILS...
Imaginary
Nerd
Culture
Ever heard of
L getting realy into
L music or something dipshits
|
FUCK EM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ incel acrostic ] |
 |
YES I AM A A GENIOUS
but some part's of my mind are
DUMB AS SHIT
dont like video game's any more
scared of horse's
go back to casino but win this time
wacked my knee on the bed somehow
need to stop dropping thing's
making freinds
what is sushi
|
EVEN A GENIOUS CAN BE DUMB - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ genius brain sushi horses ] |
 |
GORGE H. BUSH "SEEYA"
|
THE DEVILS GRABBING HIS ASS IN HELL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ george bush ] |
 |
NO YES
|
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE GUIDE TO THE AMEICAN FLAG -ADMIN |
[ american flag ] |
 |
I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT NOW
BUT IM GOING TO BACK TO THE GYM
JUNE 2019
|
GOING TOO GET BUFF THIS TIME BEFORE QUITING - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ dupe gym ] |
 |
REAL HOMIES
Real good beef spicey noodles
Excited to see you come back
Always ask how your doing
Lo mein
|
1 REAL HOMIE IS WORTH 1000 FAKE ONE'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ noodles friends ] |
 |
HOODY SEASON
DONT NEED A HAT
CANT SEE HOW FAT IM GETTING
ITS COLD I NEED IT
EASIER TO STEAL FROM WORK
CANT SEE MY GROSS HAIR
|
HOODIES OF ALL SHARE Z0NE SHRITS NOW AVVAILABLE "PAY MORE AND STAY WARM" https://t.co/2a8ZZ2SYGp |
[ hoddie steal from work ] |
 |
YOU WANT ME TOO BE NICE?
dont mind iff i do
MOTHER FFUCKER
|
YOU WANT ME TOO BE NICE? - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ nice false aggression ] |
 |
GO AHEAD
KICK MY ASS
I WONT FIGHT BACK
I DONT' KNOW HOW BITCH!!!
|
GO AHEAD BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fight ] |
 |
WERE THE FUCK
is my
HONEYWELL HHF360V SUROUND FAN PORTABLE SPACE HEATER
this is fucked
to cold for this shit
|
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ space heater cold ] |
 |
CYBER WARRIOR PLEDGE
i will not get horny on line
i will not send dm's
i will only use my phone to read the news and get mad at the news every day
|
TAKE THE CYBER WARIORR PLEDGE WITH ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ news mad ] |
 |
WHAT THE FUCK IS KOBUCHA
|
?????????? https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ kombucha ] |
 |
why is every one looking at me
relax it wheres off
they can tell im high
am i breathing weird
need to lay down for a few
no more edibles
cops are probly coming
|
20 MG EDIBLE MY ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ too high weed edibles ] |
 |
HAD THE RIVERDANCE DREAM AGAIN
FUCK RIVERDANCE
|
THEIR NOT EVEN USING THERE ARMS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ riverdance ] |
 |
I DONT VAPE BECAUSE ITS HEALTHY
I DONT VAPE BECAUSE ITS COOL
I VAPE BECAUSE THE GUY AT THE VAPE STORE CALLS ME "BROTHER"
|
AND HE LET'S ME TASTE THE JUICE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ vape ] |
 |
|
FOUND A KICK A$$ KNIFE ON THE BUS -ADMIN |
[ live bus knife ] |
 |
got something to say?
SAY IT TO MY FACE
BUT NOT IF ITS MEAN
keep that shit to yourself mother fucker
|
GOT SOMTEHING TO SAY??? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression feedback ] |
 |
IF YOUR A TRUE FREIND YOU WILL
BE AMONG THE FREW TO HEAR ME
SPEAK THESE THREE WORD'S
im shiting bitch
|
= FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ friends shitting ] |
 |
TIERD OF MY HONESTY?
guess what bitch
I DONT TRUST ANYONE ENOUGH NOT TO LIE CONSTANTLY
EVEN SMALL THINGS THAT DONT FUCKEN MATTER
|
HONESTY FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -ADMIN |
[ lie honesty false aggression ] |
 |
A TRUE FRIEND
wont ask if you need help
theyll let you handle your
probelms by your self
AND COME BACK WHEN YOUR NOT BEING A BUMMER
|
OR IF THEY NEED MONEY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friends ] |
 |
you think your
TOUGH?
THEN FINISH OFF
THIS BAG OF JERKY
my jaw is tired as hell
|
THINK YOUR TOUGH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ beef jerky ] |
 |
|
COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live weed ] |
 |
|
THE GENIOUS LEVELS OF CRAPING AT WORK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NEVER BUY A
MICROWAVE
THE MICROWAVE STORE LET'S YOU UE THERES FOR FREE
see ya
|
MICROWAVE TIP FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -ADMIN |
[ microwave ] |
 |
ALL ZOO'S SHOULD BE PETTING ZOO'S
|
DAMN ITS TRUE - RETWETT IF YOU AGREE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ zoo ] |
 |
FRIEND TO SOME
FEARED BY NONE
|
NEW Z0NE SHIRT DESINGED BY @NatalieDee GET IT BY CHRISMAS WITH "RUSH SHIPPING" https://t.co/2a8ZZ2SYGp |
[ friends ] |
 |
I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE
PATRIOTIC
I JUST HATE AMERICA
|
THIS SHIT SUCKS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ america patriotism ] |
 |
yea...
IM INTO MAGIC
MY
ASS
GOES
INTO
CARGO PANT'S
|
MAGIC ROCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ magic acrostic ] |
 |
I am that bitch
BITCH!!!
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ renaissance ] |
 |
|
I AM ADMIN AND OWNER OF https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN |
[ art ] |
 |
I LOOK GREAT
GREASEY
READY FOR LUNCH
ENLARGED PROSTATE
ALWAYS
TIRED
|
GREAT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ lunch prostate acrostic ] |
 |
NOTHING IS BETTER THEN
RELAXING
EXCEPT GETTING
RILED UP and fucken
EXCITED
|
KICKEN ASS ANT TAKEN DRUG'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ relaxing ] |
 |
i can work on
SATURDAY
BUT IM GOING TO BE
HIGH AS HELL
ON 3 HOUR'S OF SLEEP
AND IM BRINGING MY 3DS
|
YOU ASKED FOR ITT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ work saturday 3ds ] |
 |
go ahead,,,
KEEP FUCKING WITH ME
BUT I WILL WARN YOU
im going to keep to my self
and take out my frustration on
other people who dont deserve it
|
GO AHEAD BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
YOUR FLIGHT WAS LATE?
THAT SUCK'S
IM AFFRAID OF FLYING
SO IVE NEVER DONE IT
ITS GOOD FOR THE PLANNET AND IM AFFRAID
OFF NEW SITUATIONS OR LEAVING THE STATE
|
AND SOMETIMES THE SHYT CRASHES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ flying afraid christmas ] |
 |
THANK YOU FOR
THE GIFT CARD'S
PANTERA BREAD
SOUND'S GOOD
BUT IM PUTTING TEM IN THE MACHINE AT THE GROCERY
AND USING THE MONEY FOR BEER'S AND VIDEO POKER
|
A MARRY CHRISTMASS TO ALL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMINN |
[ christmas panera bread ] |
 |
YOU KNOW I LOVE TO FUCK
FREEZE
UNUED
COOKIES AND
KAKE SLICES
|
DONT FOGET TO FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fuck freeze cookies cake ] |
 |
you're
"PRE-WOKE ERA"
IS ABOUT TO END
BITCH
|
ITS OVER BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ woke ] |
 |
HOT WATER ISNT IMPORTENT
ROOF LEAK'S ARE NORMAL
BY BITCH
SEEYA
LANDLORD'S ARENT HUMAN
@DA SHARE ZONE
BITCHHHHHH
|
FUCK AL LLANDLORD'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ landlords ] |
 |
WHAT
DA
FUCK
|
FUCK TIHS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNIN |
[ lobster beach ] |
 |
I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND NOW
HER NAME IS MARTHA
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ girlfriend ] |
 |
|
THIS YEAR FOR SURE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK OFF 2018
I DONT KNOW HOW YET
BUT I AM GOINT TO
FUCK UP EVEN WORSE IN 2019
|
IM JUST GETTING STARTED,, https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 2018 2019 ] |
 |
YEA BITCH I HAVE
IBS
INTELEGENT BUT SHITING
|
208 IQ AND IM SHITING RIGHT NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ ibs ] |
 |
I WILL NOT SEND
"NUDES"
I WILL NOT RECIEVE
"NUDES"
I AM HEAR TO PLAY CHESS
and look at pic's of knife's
|
NEVER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nudes knives chess ] |
 |
WHY TO I HAVE TO UPDATE
BEFORE I HAVE TO WATCH A
FUCKEN MOVIE
|
IM TO HIGH FOR THIS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ software update movies ] |
 |
BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME
you should know i'm...
affraid to ride bike
advanced micro wave knowledge
skin care routing
good at vape trick's
broke a toe honking off one
buy more amiibo's so they have friends
never anser the phone or text's
usally have to crap but holding it
suduko master
|
JUDGE'S SUCK ASS ANY WAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ judge amiibo sudoko masturbation ] |
 |
GREEN EGG'S AND HAM?
thats cute
i geuss you never herad of
The
MOTHERFUCKING
LORAX
|
REAL HEADS KNOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ seuss eggs ham lorax ] |
 |
FUCK
THSI
SHIT
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fuck it ] |
 |
YOU THINK I FORGOT?
WRONG BITCH
I WASENT PAYING ATTENTION
that's different
|
THIN=KN I FORGOT ? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression forgot ] |
 |
YOUR EITHER WITH ME
OR AGIANST ME
OR SOMEWEAR IN THE MIDDLE
SUPORTING SOME OF MY IDEA'S AND ACTION'S BUT NOT ALL
BITCH
|
WHICH ONE IS IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ cowboy ] |
 |
TACTICAL DRIVING SKILL'S
EATING ASS
|
2 WEAPON'S OF DA TRUE WARRIOR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ driving eating ass ] |
 |
|
NOT GONNA BE AT WORK TOMOROWW - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DONT PLAY GAMES
THEIR TO HARD
|
I DONT PLAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ games play ] |
 |
maybe i woud know how to make
EYE CONTACT
if
WIKIPEDIA
had
night mode
|
TO BRIGHT FOR NIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ eye contact wikipedia ] |
 |
WEED MOUTH
THE KITCHEN IS TO FAR AWAY AND THE
BATHROOM WATER TASTE'S WEIRD
|
AND IM HUNGREY SO WHAT THE FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed thirsty ] |
 |
been getting into
CBD
its like weed
BUT IT DOSENT WORK
|
COSTLY BUT DITCHWEED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cbd weed ] |
 |
YEA BITCH I KNEW
"NUNCHUCK'S"
arent actually used in ninja..
THERE CALLED NUNCHUKU
|
NUNCHUCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nunchucks ninja ] |
 |
CONGRAT'S TO ENGLAND
Breakfast
Rreally
Excites me
Xcites me
Its
Tastey
|
HEARD ENGLAND IS GETTING BREAKFAST SOON CONGRAT'S ONE OF THE BEST MEAL'S OF THE DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ breakfast england breakfast brexit acrostic ] |
 |
GOT E. COLI FROM EATTING ASS
STILL GETTING FACE PIMPLES
BACK HURT'S EVERY DAY
TO TIRED TO EXERCISE
ELLAVATED CHOLESTERAL
DRINK TO MUCH COFFEE AND BEER
KITCHEN DRAWER TO FULL TO OPEN
TOOTH HURTS BUT HATE DENTIS
FORGOT HOW TO LIKE READING BOOK'S
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
EVERY FUCKEN DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ kicking ass coffee beer kitchen drawer ] |
 |
VAPPING
|
https://t.co/61tcRR8xog |
[ vaping art ] |
 |
ALWAYS HURT'S
ALWAY'S
WORTH
IT
|
FEELS BAD TASTES GOOD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ arby's fast food ] |
 |
BITCH
did you just refer to a
TANOOKI
as a
MOTHER
FUCKING
RACOONN?
|
EXCUSE ME WHAT HTE FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tanooki ] |
 |
KEEP HONKING
IT SOUND'S COOL
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ driving honking ] |
 |
YOU SHOULDEN OF
PISS ME OFF
AND NOT WAITED
SEVERAL MINUTES
for me to
THINT OF A GOOD RESPONSE
|
GIVE ME MORE TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
JEREMY'S
IGAUNUA
I HATE THIS FUCKEN THING
IGUANGA GUILT
GAS LIGHTING LIZERD
NO PURRING NO PETTING
HATEFUL ANNIMAL - ACCUSING EYES - DOES NOT FETCH
WHAT TO YOU DO WHEN A IGAUNUAS TAIL COME'S OFF
DO YOU PUT IT IN THE TRASH OR FLUSH IT
|
SORRY BUT I HATE IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ iguana ] |
 |
I'M COOL AS HELL
CANT MAKE FRIENDS
ONLY MYSELF AT RESTRAUNT
ONLINE 24/7
LOVE TOUTORIALS ON YOU TUBE
|
#NationalPeanutButterDay COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ acrostic cool ] |
 |
|
YOUR FUCKIG UP MY DINNER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT IS TICKTOK
???
TO I HAVE TO USE IT
|
????? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tiktok ] |
 |
"CAN I BRING YUOU ANOTHER BEER?"
|
ANGEL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ angel beer ] |
 |
DESIRE IS THE ROOT OF ALL SUFFERING
AND SUFFERING KICK'S ASS
|
BURGER'S ROCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ burger suffering desire ] |
 |
THIS DOESNT SOUND RIGHT
AND MY SEBORREHIC DERMATITTIS IS ACTING UP
ITS THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR THE ITCHIES
|
FLAKEY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ seborrheic dermatitis bass guitar ] |
 |
A WARRIORR
shovels there own parking space,,,
BUT A HERO
PARKS IN YOU'RE SPACE
WHEN YOU GO TO WORK
|
HERO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ warrior hero parking ] |
 |
FREE SAMPLE DAY
AT THE GROCEY
|
U KNOW IM SAMPLEING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ free samples grocery store ] |
 |
WII GAME'S $7 EACH?
NOT IF I STEALL THEM
|
AND GET 49 CENTS FOR FREE WHEN I TRADE THEM BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wii steal ] |
 |
DA SHARE ZONE
OFFICIAL BEER RANKINGS
1. HIENEKEN
2. BUD
3. MICHELOB
4. HARD SETZER
5. CRAFT BEER
6. PBR
and in last place,,,
ALL DA FUCKEN REST
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ beer pbr heineken budweiser michelob ] |
 |
I WILL NEVER
back down
I WILL NEVER
give in
UNLESS Your ARGUMENT IS COMPELLING
or being right seems realy important too you
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression being right back down ] |
 |
I AM AMERICAN
AFRAID OF NEIHBORS
MEXICO IS MY NEIHBOR
EVERYONE HATE'S ME
REALY BUMS ME OUT
INTERFERE IN VENAZELA
CANADA IS MY NEIHBOR
AFFRAID OF CANADA
NO HEALTH CARE BITCH
|
AFFRAID AND PROUD - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ america healthcare canada mexico acrostic ] |
 |
|
DONE - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FRIDAY YET AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
ME
THE GUY WHOS SUPOSED TO HELP ME HOLD THE TABEL
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ meme table ] |
 |
MY TOASTER OVEN
MY RULE'S
|
MY RULES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ toaster oven my rules ] |
 |
|
THE SPECIAL'S ALBUM #1 IN ENLANGD, I WAS RIGHT BITCH SKA IS BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT STOCK'S
remove this from my phone
IMMEDIATLEY
|
FUCK EM' - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ stocks ] |
 |
their are many postig stations like this
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
SLOW AS SHIT
PHOTOSHOP CS 2
VOLUME BUTTONS ARE BROKEN
STILL PLAYS CD'S
YOU HAVE TO PULL DOWN THE SOUND MENU TO ADJUTTHE VOLUME
BITCH
|
AND IT ROCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ laptop photoshop ] |
 |
I ONLY HAD 3 DONUT'S
so...
EXPLAIN TOO ME
WHY THIS REQUIRE'S A
COMPANY WIDE E-MAIL
|
THEY WERENT EVEN GOOD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ donuts work email ] |
 |
no animal crossing
Resetti
Hey Admin! It looks like you
didn't save your game!
|
WATCHED 30 MINUTE COMERCIAL FOR NOTHING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing ] |
 |
I LOVE MY FOLLOWER'S
stay
KICKIN ASS
WHIPIN ASS
AND
EATIN ASS
|
I LOVE YOU - FROM https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ followers ] |
 |
SEASONAL DEPRESSION
|
ITS TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ seasonal depression ] |
 |
i will not be
PUSHED AROUND
IF YOU WANT ME TOO DO SOMETHING
make me feel guilty about it
bitch!!!!
|
WORK'S EVERY TIME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN - |
[ false aggression guilt ] |
 |
DASHAREZ0NE DRINKING HACK
50/50/ GAS AND WHISKEY
work's every time
"cheaper then plain gas"
|
WEEK END TIP'S FROM https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y -ADMIN |
[ gasoline whiskey gas station ] |
 |
FUCK ALL APPLES
OVER RATED
DEFAULT ASS FRUIT
MEALEY
ITS A FRUIT HOW IS IT DRY
SOUNDS BAD TO EAT
HURT'S MY TEETH
WORSE THEN VEGTABLES
|
APPLES ARE DONE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ apple fruit ] |
 |
ITS NOT
"just a game"
GO FISH
is life
MOTHERFUCKER
|
PLAY TO WIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ go fish cards game ] |
 |
|
SFTU - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
STAY MOUIST - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DON'T push ME
MY SENSE OF BALENCE IS STILL ALL FUCKED UP
and its' a violation of my space anyway bitch
|
MIGHT STILL HAVE A COLD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ balance ] |
 |
I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS FRIDAY
WHAT DA FUCK
|
THIS IS FUCKED - ADMIN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ friday ] |
 |
DR ADMIN
"your going to die and that rock's"
|
SHOULD OF GONE TO MED SCHOOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ doctor memento mori ] |
 |
|
COOL -ADMIN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ in the news ] |
 |
FUCK ALL BRAND'S
except
VICKS NyQuil ORIGINAL FLAVOR
&
Microsoft Windows xp Professional
|
RESPECT TJHE MASTER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ brands nyquil microsoft windows xp ] |
 |
UNLESS YOUR CRITICIZING THE WAYS IN WHICH CAPITALISM
HAS UNDERMINED THE INDIVIDUALS' ABILITY TO BE FULFILED
SHUT
DA
FUCK
UP
|
SHAREZ0NE SHIRTS IN ALL SIZE'S AND COLOR'S BITCH https://t.co/DJNUG9RnNA |
[ capitalism ] |
 |
JUST SAW A HORSE UP CLOSE
are they suppose to be this big
not going to pet that thing
|
FUCKED UP- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ horse ] |
 |
Let Me Eat That Ass
TAGALONGS
HADROX
ANNIMAL CRACKER
THIN MINT'S
A BIG COOKIE
SAMOA'S
SNICKERDOODEL
|
IF YOUR NOT EATTING ASS YOUR FUCKING UP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ acrostic girl scout cookies animal crackers ] |
 |
THIS SITE SUCK'S
run by nazi's - the mustashe kind not the grammer kind - peopel also correct my grammer
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ grammar nazi ] |
 |
|
WORST MONTH,, SEE YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THANK'S @danny_nash FOR SEDING ME THIS ITS HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE -ADMIN |
[ shoutout ] |
 |
THE WEEKDAY DIPSHIT
the weekend
GENIOUS
|
- = https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y = - |
[ weekday weekend ] |
 |
DO IT
RELEASE POKEMON
SNAP 2
2020
BITCH
|
DO IT @NintendoAmerica - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ pokemon ] |
 |
HAVE TO LEAVE
FACEBOOK
BEFORE
MY BIRTH DAY
too stressfull
teacher from the 7th grade always coments
have too click like on each one
phone keep's buzzing
dont know how to remove birth day
farm ville still mad at me
dont know the peopel i may know
|
FUCK ZUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ facebook birthday ] |
 |
to every one who said i would'nt
SUCCEED
YOU WERE RIGHT
|
GOTTA HAND IT TOO YOU - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ succeed ] |
 |
go ahead,,,
SAY IT AGAIN
I WAS THIKNING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
SORRY
i'm am distracted easily
MOTTHER FUCKER
|
SAY IT AGAIN BITCH 0- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
GET IN BITCH
|
STOP LOOKIN AND START COOKIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ art ocean ] |
 |
|
TOWLS AINT OVER YET - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
IF 9-11 HAPPENED TODAY
IM PRETTY SURE
I COULD STOP IT
|
NUFF SAID - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 9/11 ] |
 |
VAPPING ROCK'S
no oder
vape trick's
dragon face
weed or cig's
nuff said
vape store guy call's me brother
vitamin's
|
RETWETT IF YOU VAPE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ vaping weed ] |
 |
DAMB IT
THIS IS THE
LIVE VERSION
FUCK THIS
|
STUDIO VERSON IS BETTER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ music ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
AMERICAN BY BIRTH
DIPSHIT BY CHOICE
|
YUOU KNOW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ american earth ] |
 |
FUCK WITH MY CHIP'S?
YOUR BUYING ME A NEW BAG
IF YOU WANT TOO
MOTHERFUCKER
ITS OK IF NOT
|
YUOU EAT YOU REPALCE THEM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ chips false aggression ] |
 |
YOU THINK I
GIVE A SHIT
what yuou think about me?
I DO BITCH
I'M AM TRYING TO IMPROVE
CONSTRUCTIVE CRICTISM ROCK'S
|
KEEP FUCKEN UP AND KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ criticism false aggression ] |
 |
CBD
HOT
DOG
|
INSPIRATIONG - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ cbd hotdog inspiration ] |
 |
I'VE HAVE BEEN
nice
FOR A LONG TIME,,,
AND IM NOT STOPPIG NOW
BITCH
|
STILL NICE - ALWAYS NICE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nice ] |
 |
|
APRIL OR MAY https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
"reuseable"
"true genious"
"amazzing"
"woww"
"eco"
FOILLET PAPER
|
MY INVENTON - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ invention aluminum foil toilet paper ] |
 |
I NEVER APOLOGIZE
UNLESS YOU THINK I SHOULD
THEN ITS ON
MOTHER FUCKER
SORRY ABOUT THE GUN I COULDENT TAKE IT OUT OF THE PICK
|
- = FROM https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = - |
[ guns apologize false aggression ] |
 |
THE PIZZA WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE 10 MINUTES AGO...
THAT MEANS IT'S FREE!!
|
GET THIS ON A SHIRT https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca ALSO GOT HOODYS AND TANK TOP'S -ADMIN |
[ comic pizza ] |
 |
YOUR GETTING TO POLITICAL
IM SOCIALEST
BYE BITCH
|
SWISH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN - |
[ basketball politics ] |
 |
UP ALL NIGHT
TIRED ALL DAY
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - ADMIN |
[ up all night ] |
 |
WARNING
I'M NICE BITCH
|
= WARNING =
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ nice ] |
 |
YOU LAUGH BECAUSE IM
DIFFERENT
I LAUGH BECAUSE
YOU ARE LAUGHING
AND I ASSUMED THERE WAS A JOKE
|
YOUR IN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y NOW -ADMIN |
[ laughing different ] |
 |
SEE NO EVIL
????
DONT KNOW
|
THE THREE PROBLEM'S OF LIFE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -ADMIN |
[ windows xp evil ] |
 |
ALWAY'S ONLINE
NEVER OUTSIDE
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ online outside ] |
 |
RESPONSIBILITTY
suck's ass
|
FUCK REPONSIBILITTY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ responsibility ] |
 |
SELZER WATER SUCK'S ASS
THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE RASBERRY SODA
WHO LIKES THIS
TO HEAVY TO THROW IN TRASH
IM GOINT TO THROW UP
TO EMBARRASED TO GET REFUND
|
PISSED OF - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ soda seltzer water ] |
 |
FORGIVE?
FORGET?
OF COARSE
YOU CANT JUST GO OUT AND GET NEW FREINDS
IT'S ACTULALY VERY EASY FOR ME TOO FORGET THINGS
|
FORIVE AND FORGET THTAS THE https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y WAY BITCH - ADMIN |
[ forgive forget friends ] |
 |
DONT TALK TOO ME
until iv'e had my
SIP OF OVER NIGHT WATER FROM NEXT TO MY BED
monster ultra red
multi vittamin
2 HOT DOG'S NO BUN
FOUR ADVILS
|
GOOD MORNING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ morning monster energy drink advil hotdog ] |
 |
|
MY PICKS IN DA MUSEUM IN PRAGUE,, GO TO IT IF YOUR IN EUROPE https://t.co/nfwsFMMXtB THANK'S @COVENBERLIN |
[ in the news ] |
 |
A DOG IS A TYPE OFF CAT
|
FUCKED UP BUTT TRUE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ dog cat ] |
 |
HELL NO
im not
"trapped in the 80's"
its not my fault if there asthetic was cool and
everything was cheaper and more fun then now
|
HELL N0 - DA https://t.co/wiFGOSGHob ADMIN |
[ 80s aesthetic ] |
 |
switch to paper less statements
FUCK YOU
I LOVE PAPER BITCH
|
FUCK AUTO PAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -ADMIN |
[ credit card paper ] |
 |
ITS DA WEEKEND
WHERE DID PYRIMID'S COME FROM,,,
EDUCATE YOURE SELF BITCH,
EVIL MUMMY
KING TOT
ENSLAVED PEOPLE
NOT THAT COOL
DICK HEAD
|
FREE UNTILL MONDAY - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ pyramids weekend acrostic ] |
 |
IF I CANT STEAL THE
SUDAFED
THEN IM GOING TO STEAL THE
NyQuil
|
BEEN SICK FOR 4 MONTH'S FUCK T HIS - - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sudafed nyquil ] |
 |
|
FUCK YEA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN MONTER TRUCK'S -ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
thats right mother fucker
I'M AM A GAMER
GENDER'S
ALL
MERIT
EQUALL
RESPECT
|
FUCK OF IF YOU DONT AGREE -DASHAREZ0NE.COM ADMIN |
[ gamer respect acrostic ] |
 |
I WILL NEVER APOLLOGIZE
for saying
SORRY
TO MUCH
SORRY IF THAT SOUND'S TO AGGRESSIVE
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sorry apologize ] |
 |
HEY shit talker
WHY DONT YOU
COME TO MY TOWN
AND HANG OUT WITH ME
WE CAN PLAY BORED GAMES OR PS2
|
TALK FOUL GET PAL'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ board games ps2 ] |
 |
YES MOHTER FUCKER
I CRUNTCH MY CHIP'S UP AND
DRINK THEM OUT OF THE BAG
ITS BETTER THIS WAY
|
PROVE ME WROG - DA https://t.co/wiFGOSGHob ADMIN |
[ chips ] |
 |
suspicous hair cut's
"good old day's"
morissey
teddy boy's
cofederate flag
shitty music
IS ROCKABILLEY RACEST?
|
WHAT TO YOU THINK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMINN |
[ racist rockabilly ] |
 |
GARAGE SALE'S
used to kick ass
NO SWORD'S
WHY TO THEY ALL SMELL THE SAME
WHERES ALL THE GOOD SHIT
NO MAGIC CARD'S
NO PORNO MAG'S
|
GARGE SALES SUCK NOW RETWETT IF TRUE (ITS TRUE) - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ garage sale sword ] |
 |
milenialls
|
- |
[ millennials thoughts ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
COOL - https://t.co/FrA4mv3aIn ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
BEING POLITE IS FREE
MOTHER FUCKER
|
FUCK YUOU IF YOUR RUDE- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ polite ] |
 |
THC ???
CBG ???
CBD ???
CBN ???
JUST LET ME BYE REGGIE
FOR NORMAL PRICE BITCH
|
WHAT ARE ALL THE NUBER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed ] |
 |
fuck going outside
nature rock's so leave it alone
tree's fall down to much
wise yet cautous
AVOID SN BURN'S
TYPING EASIER THEN TALKING
THE INDOOR GENIOUS
THE OUTDOOR FOOL
|
AND MY ALERGIES ARE GOING OFF - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ outside sunburn ] |
 |
RESPECT
THEY WERE THEIR FOR ME WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS
|
DA TRUE LEGEND'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ earth headon black&mild kid cuisine ] |
 |
IF THEIR ARE COPS READING THIS
its 420 bitch
TIME TOO GET HIGH AND RELEASE
ALL DRUG OFFENDER;S FROM PRISON
|
FUCK PIGS AND FUCK JUDGE'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 420 weed cops ] |
 |
|
BEEF EASTER -ADIMN |
[ beef art ] |
 |
HAVE YUOU HEARD OFF THIS SHIT CALLED
HENTAI
ITS LIKE ANIME
BUT BETTER
DO NOT LOOK IT UP AT WORK
|
WOAH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ anime hentai ] |
 |
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG ONE
WHY DONT YOU FUCK WITH SOMEONE WHOSE NOT AFFRAID OF CONFRONTATION BITCH
|
YUOU FUCKED UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ confrontation ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SIGN'S ARENT LAW'S
Trespassing whip's ass
|
FUCK A SIGN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN TRESSPASS EVERY DAY -ADMINM |
[ sign trespassing laws ] |
 |
|
YOUR IN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y NOW -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WAS MARIO ALWAYS THIS FUCKEN HARD
FORGET WHERE THE WARP'S ARE
MUST BE MY EMMULATOR
MUSHROOM GUYS MOVE TO FAST
|
HOW WAS I GOOOD AT THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mario ] |
 |
I DIDENT WATCH THE TV SHOW
BUT HEARS MY OPINION ANY WAY
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ tv opinions ] |
 |
SELDOM IMITATED
EASILY DUPLICATED
|
THATS https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y PROMISE -ADMIN |
[ immitated duplicated ] |
 |
SELF CHEKCOUT CLOSED
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ self-checkout ] |
 |
HOARSE GOAL'S
OUT RUN COP/S
LIVE IN BARN NO RENT
NO PANTS GOOD EXCUSE
BIGGER ASS
|
LETS GET IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ horse ] |
 |
this TENT
SUCK'S ASS
ZIPPER STUCK
PROBLY MY FAULT
HOW TO YOU RETURN A TENT
|
I HATE CAMPIG - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tent camping ] |
 |
ya gotta
PAY THE PRICE
TOO EAT THE SLICE
|
YING AND YANG =- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ pizza ] |
 |
|
REMIDER FROM https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN, -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
you got a PROBLEM BITCH?
START TALKING
I AM WILLING TOO LISTEN
MOHTER FUCKER
|
PROBEM ? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
SOME CALL ME A HERO
HELP
ME
REALLY SCARED
OFF HEIGHTS
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ hero acrostic heights ] |
 |
|
NEXT MONTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CAN'T MAKE IT TO YOUR THING
CHUCKIN CROISANTS
GOT THE BARFS
FOOD TRUCK SYNDROME
BACKWARD LUNCH
GOTTA GO TO CHUNDER DOCTOR
|
SORRY -0 https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ vomiting ] |
 |
WELCOME TOO DA SHIT LIST
to loud chip bag
pet rats
curent event's
guitar center
hungrey again
celebbs emaill
pee standing up
no trespassing signs
da common cold
instegram
blue tooth
randy
button fly
|
YOUR ON DA LIST - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ shit list chips rats guitar center pee standing up current events bluetooth trespassing ] |
 |
|
BRING IT BACK https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ANYONE CAN RIDE A BIKE
ONLY THE BEST CAN
BET TO SCARED TO RTIDE A BIKE
|
AND IM THE BEST - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ bike ] |
 |
OH SHIT
I WASENT LISTENING
BUT I ALREADY MADE YOU REPEAT YOUR SELF ONCE
IAM GOING TO NOD MY HEAD
AND HOPE I GUESS CORRECTLY
|
FUCK,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ repeat nod ] |
 |
WHAT IF
DOG'S CAN UNDERSTAND US
and they know how to solve
CLIMATE CHANGE
but they dont want to help
BECUASE WE MAKE THEM WHERE NAME TAGS
|
THINK ABOTU IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dogs climate change thoughts ] |
 |
FOGOT TOO READ THE MICROWAVE INSTRUCTIONS
BEFORE CHUCKING THE BOX
|
NOT STICKING MY HAND'S IN DA TRACSH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ microwave ] |
 |
|
FUCK'EM,,, https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
STEAL
TOILET PAPER
AND K CUPS
FROM YOUR
WORK
|
THUSDAY MOTAVATION - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ steal from work motivational ] |
 |
IF YOU CANT HANDEL ME AT MY
Two.And.A.Half.Men.S01E03.320x240.WaRPIGs.XviD.avi
THEN YUO DONT DESERVE ME AT MY
John Wick 2014 UHD 4k 2160p HEVC10 SDR Multi Dolby ATMOS 7.1
|
TRUTH,,, https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ piracy torrents ] |
 |
YEA,
I TAKE ALL MY CLOTHS OFF TOO CRAP
IT'S JUST BETTER THIS WAY
IT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE MOTHER FUCKER
|
THINK ABOT IT - ADMIN https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ crap toilet clothes ] |
 |
WHAT AS IMPORTANT AS BUP STOP?
a parking lot
|
HMMM,,,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ bus car parking thoughts ] |
 |
MEMORTAL DAY,,,
KISSING GUNS & THE FLAG
FREE HOT DOG'S
|
SORRY FOR YOUR SERVICE - - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ memorial day ] |
 |
WHEN THE RESIN HIT''S
|
THEY SOULD SELL THE RESIN BY IT SELF -ADMIN https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw |
[ resin drugs ] |
 |
YOU HATE THE COP'S???
whose going to flashbang you
todler and shoot youre family
dog now dumb ass??????
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops flashbang ] |
 |
no,,, im not "WALKING AND"
TEXTING
THESE ARE PORNO'S
DUM ASS
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMNIN |
[ pornography texting ] |
 |
FRIDAY BRAIN
library first after work best dvds left
hot dodgs
steal enough tp for da weekend
chip's
i leave when boss leaves
CHIPs
bit torent enough tv for da weekend
|
FEELING
REALLY
INSANE
DOES
ANYONE
YAGREE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friday piracy chips library hotdog ] |
 |
HUNGREY FOR CHIP'S & MONSTER SODA
AFFRAID OF BEING A "GAS STATION REGULAR"
|
WHEN THEY SAY WELCOME BACK ITS TO LATE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ chips monster energy drink gas station ] |
 |
|
RETWETT IF YOUR INTOVERT TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK YOUTUBE, FUCK GOOLE, FUCK TWITTER, FUCK FACEBOOK, ECT ECT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ITS FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKER
fuck work get a buger
|
WEEKEND START'S NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ friday burger weekend ] |
 |
|
ADMIN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y -ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
OH MY GOD
why did i just give the finger
embarassed at my self
dosent solve any problem's
made your day worse
to scared to appologize now
why to i do this
what if i see you in the parking lot again
bitch
|
FUCKED UP AGGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ the finger embarrased ] |
 |
HUNGREY AS HELL
TO HIGH TO OPEN DA DOOR FOR DELIVERY
|
HELP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ too high delivery ] |
 |
WARNNING
THIS WEB PAGE
IS NOT A
SNOW FLAKE ZONE
if your a racest or Sexist
YOUR FEELING'S WILL GET HURT
BITCH!!!!!!!
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ snowflake web page racist sexist ] |
 |
to they have weed on oter planet's
damn
|
WOAH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ weed planets thoughts ] |
 |
I NEVER KISS ASS
i only
KICK IT
and
EAT IT
|
- ADMIN OF https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y - |
[ animal crossing style ] |
 |
HOW TO YOU GET A PET RAVVEN
CAW CAW BITCH
WEED
PORNO'S
COOL KNIVES
|
HOW |
[ pet raven ] |
 |
MY ASS ALWAYS HURTS
IBS
LATE TOO WORK AGAIN
EEVERONE HATES ME
NEED MORE MONEY
NOT SPELLING THSI RIGHT?
IHOW TO YOU SPELL MILENIALL
A?
L
LDA MF SHARE ZONE
|
-ADMIN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ acrostic millennials ] |
 |
ITS MONDAY
and i already fucked up AND IM SORRY,,,
BUT ILL PROBLY FUCK UP AGAIN
Please Dont Get To Mad At Me
|
DAMM IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE --ADMIN |
[ fucked up monday ] |
 |
YOU WOULDENT LAST
A MILE IN MY SHOE'S
THEIR SMALL AS HELL
VERY WIDE
AND I THINK THEY HAVE ATHELETE FOOT
|
NO WAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ shoes athletes foot ] |
 |
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
not before i quit
|
CANT STOP A QUITER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ quitting weed smoking ] |
 |
UNTIL I DIE
ANIME OWNR
OR I HAVE TO SELL THEM TO PAY BILL'S
|
AMINE IS A LIFE STYLE NOT JUST A GREAT DVD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ anime ] |
 |
|
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
mail man saw my ASS
|
SHIT,, SHIT |
[ live mailman ass ] |
 |
WHAT THE FUCK IS SUSCHI
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sushi ] |
 |
"UNAUTHORIZED SOCIALLIZING"
"ALTERING TIME IN/TIME OUT"
"TO LONG LUNCHES'
"EXCESSIVVE WEB SURFING"
GUILTY
I LOVE STEALING TIME BITCH
|
FUCK WORK STEAL TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ steal from work ] |
 |
YOU WANT ME TOO
QUIT FUCKIGN EVERY THING UP???
ME TOO
BITCH
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fucking up ] |
 |
NO BITCH
DONT BLOW ON MY
ouchie
its making it
HURT MORE
AND THE BUSS DRIVER
is laughing at me
|
DAMM IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ bus owie ] |
 |
GO AHEAD
CALL THE COP'S
ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO GO OVER THE FREE BAGEL LIMIT AT MEETING'S
it is simpley frowned upon
|
D A S A R E Z 0 NE
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE
- ADMIN - |
[ work meeting bagel ] |
 |
BYE BITCH
|
SEE YA -ADMIN |
[ dalai lama ] |
 |
I LOVE COPS
CIGARETTS
ORANGE JUICE
PIZZA COMBO'S
STEALING COP CAR'S
|
I NEED TAHT SHIT YOU DRIVE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops acrostic ] |
 |
if yuou rip a bong while touching a cop car
YOUR ALOWED TO BREAK ANY LAW FOR 24 HOUR'S
|
TRUST ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed cops bong ] |
 |
WHAT DO I DO
JUST WANT TOO SEE FIREWORK'S
GOT RING WORK
DEPT SUCK'S
BIKINI ATOLL
RIGGED ELECTIONS
COLONZATION
WARFAIR
KILLED MLK JR
INTITUTIONAL RACESM
SMALL POX
RICH PPL
A OWL DID IT
SQUANTO
GYMBBREE CLOSED
MOBY
TO MANY PEOPLE IN JAIL
|
????? -ADMIN |
[ fireworks ] |
 |
IM' A DAMN BITCH
BELOW DA DURFACE
IM IN DA OCEAN
TOO WET
CONCERNED
HARD TO BREATH
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ acrostic wet ocean ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
...STEAM DREAM'S...
"you look good in that steamroller admin"
"nice work"
"woww"
"admin so powerfull"
|
CONSTUCTION SITE'S KICK ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ steamroller construction live dream ] |
 |
|
DA TEETH COME OUTON SATERDAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIND
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YUOU HAVE
IF HTEY PAID YOU FOR DOING THIS
F*CKED UP SH*T
$11 CRYED IN CHIP AISLE
$18 SELF CARE
$14 TOLD DEALER FAKE PILLS WERE FIRE SO WE WOULDENT FEEL BAD
$20 TOOK TWENTY BUCK'S FROM ATM
$47 OWN PET BUG IN JAR
$8 WATCH 2 PORNO'S AT ONCE
$32 READ WHOLE BOOK IN LIBRARY PUT IT BACK AND LEAVE
$74 BARE FEET IN MOTELL ROOM
$4 DRANK WATER FOUNTAIN
$8 PUT COIN'S IN YOUR WALLET
$30 DUCK PRANK'S
$49 EXPIRED COUPON AT STORE
$9 ONLY DIET COKE NO WATER ALL DAY
$3 LEAVE AD BLOCKER ON
$72 BEEF RELIEF
$27 LISTEN METALICCA FULL ALBUM NO ONE OF THERE GOOD ONES
$83 EAT 2 KID CUISINE IN SAME MEAL
$29 REGULAR SHORT'S NOT SWIM TRUNK'S IN DA POOL
$2 STEP ON BUG
$23 CHANGE RADIO STATON AT WORK
$91 RIDE FARIS WHEEL
$34 FORGOT TO TURN OFF TORRENT AND GOT LETTER FROM COM CAST
|
RETWETT WITH YOUR RESULT'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ self care torrents comcast pornography ] |
 |
IM SORRY
I ATE ALOT OF VEGETABLES THIS WEEKEND
i was tryig to be healthy
I WILL CLEAN YOUR COUCH
PUT A BLANKET ON IT FOR NOW
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ couch vegetables ] |
 |
ADMIN BATH WATER
64 ONCES OF DA GOOD SHIT
$69 LIMITED QUANTIES AVALIABLE
|
CHUG IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bath live water ] |
 |
I MIGHT BE NICE...
THAT DOSENT MEAN IM NOT
NICE
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ nice ] |
 |
FINALLY
I'M FREE
BITCH
|
FINALLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ twitter freedom ] |
 |
what da fuck
IS THIS REALY WHAT I LOOK LIKE TOO EVERY ONE ELSE
|
GOT TO HIGH AND LOOKED IN DA MIRRORR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mirror live ] |
 |
HELIUM ROCK''S
I'm Am Sorry i Didnt Know
NITROUS OXIDE WAS DIFFERNET
BUT THIS IS STILL FUN
|
GOT DA WRONG TANK FOR DA PARTY BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass helium nitrous oxide ] |
 |
BACK HURTS IN NEW PLACE
3 NEW PIMPLE'S
SQUIRRLE GOT INTO MY HOUSE AND CHEWED UP MY NITENDO 3DS
GOT SUSHED IN LIBRARY
RAP STATION ONLY PLAYS AUTO TUNE NOW
RAN OUT OF FREE ARTICLE'S NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THEM
CELL PHONE 5 BUCK'S MORE THIS MONTH NO REASON
SPEND MOST OF MY AWAKE TIME ON BULL SHIT
but still kicking ass
|
STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass cell phone bill rap ] |
 |
|
PRIME DAY IS FOR ASS HOLE'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
MY WIIMOTE MY RULE'S
|
NO EXPECTIONS - https://t.co/oScvAnfdAc admin |
[ wiimote ] |
 |
STUCK IN MY DADS SHED
again
|
IF YOUR READING THIS LET ME OUT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ shed live ] |
 |
PISS ME OFF
and i will
KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT
AND NEVER TELL YOU I WAS MAD AT ALL
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN =
-ADMIN |
[ pissed off ] |
 |
high at da museum
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SITTING HERE MAYBE AN HOUR DONT KNOW
|
HOW TO I GET UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ high museum ] |
 |
IF I FUCK UP TELL ME SO I CAN LEARN HOW TO BE BETTER MOTHER FUCKER
|
GET DA T-SHIRT https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca OR DONT I DONT CARE -ADMIN |
[ self-improvement ] |
 |
I MIGHT NOT BE THE
BEST LOOKING
OR THE
SMARTEST
OR THE
STRONGEST
OR HAVE A
FULFILLING
CAREER
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN =- |
[ career ] |
 |
me
BLUE DIAMOND SMOKEHOUSE LIGHTY SALTED ALMONTS
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ almonds ] |
 |
if you dont
STEAL FROM YOURE WORK
I WILL
|
DA MEANS OF PRODUCTION - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ steal from work ] |
 |
I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT
UNLESS IT ICONVENIENCES SOME ONE
HAVE TO GO TO WORK
TO TIRED
GOTTA WATCH HULU BEFORE FREE TRIAL EXPIRES
|
THEIRS PROBLY NO STOPPING ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ hulu false aggression ] |
 |
I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS
TURNS OUT I JUST NEED
COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL THERAPEY
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ therapy ] |
 |
it take's a great person
TO ADMIN THEY MADE MISTAKES
SORRY IM SO GREAT BITCH
|
SORRY- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ mistakes sorry ] |
 |
|
DONT D0 IT BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CAN SOMEONE FIX MY GARBAGE DISPOSEL
|
SHOULDNT OF PUT SPAGHETTY DOWN IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ garbage disposal ] |
 |
HELL NO
I DONT WASH MY HANDS WHEN I PEE
I GOT SHIT TO DO
AND I DIDENT PEE ON THEM
|
RT IF AGREE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ pee ] |
 |
2020 BEST SELLER
the revews are in...
"a triumph" 5/5
"a story of genious" 10/10
"ellevators scare all of us but not admin" 100%
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live review elevators ] |
 |
FIDGET SPINNER'S
STILL ROCK
|
STILL SPINNIG IN 2019 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fidget spinner ] |
 |
IM ALOWED TO BE IN Guitar Center
CALL THE COP'S
I'LL JUST GO TO MUSIC GO ROUND
|
PLAYING DRUMS ISNT A CRIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guitar center cops music go round ] |
 |
FRIDAY
IS WHAT TEY WOULD CALL
MONDAY
IF tuesday
WAS
THUSDAY'S
SUNDAY
|
ITS ALMOST DA WEEK END BABY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weekend friday monday tuesday sunday thursday ] |
 |
BAD DAY TO BE ONLINE
|
NO THANK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ online ] |
 |
DID I HURT YOU'RE FEELINGS?
IM TERRIBLE AT EXPRESSING MYSELF AND IM SORRY
|
OOPS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression feelings ] |
 |
yeha i got a BIG MOUTH,,,
its a PERSONAL SHORTCOMMING
im' tryingto WORK ON IT
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ big mouth personal shortcoming sorry ] |
 |
|
????? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
job dosent define me
unimployment is worse maybe
they dont even say thank's
supposed to be temp job been here to long
just gotta save money then ill' quit
have to dress like a dipshit
boss thiks im poor on purpose
but stil kicking ass
|
RT IF YOUR KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass job ] |
 |
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HELL FUCKING NO
I DON'T STAND:
FOR THE ANTHEM
for the plege of allegience
or to take a leak
|
SITTING ROCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ national anthem pledge of allegience pee standing up ] |
 |
|
FOLOWW https://t.co/nPxSbVzJCH -ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK EMM - ADMIN
https://t.co/nPxSbVzJCH
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
RESPECT IS LIKE MONEY,,
HOW THE FUCK TO YOU GET IT ?
|
DAMB, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ respect money ] |
 |
|
FUCK A BOSS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
MY GENERATION
NO JOB PAYS RENT MONEY
STUDENT LOAN DEBT
BARLEY AFFORD CAR
CANT GO TO DOCTOR
NO ONE FUCKS
IN APP PURCHASES
AFFRAID TO ANSWER PHONE
...AND WE TURNED OUT FINE
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ generation job student loan doctor in-app purchases ] |
 |
IF YOU WANNA PLAY ME
you better
LEARN DA RULES
CAUSE I DONT KNOW THEM
|
THIS SHIT IS HARD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ chess rules ] |
 |
ONE BILLIONAIRE DOWN
1,999 TO GO
DAVID KOCH
by bitch
|
LOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ billionaires david koch ] |
 |
|
INTJ,, MIERS BRIGG TYPE "DA ADMIN" - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
https://t.co/034nrL5JwK |
[ art ] |
 |
GOOD MORNING
TIME TO HATE MYSELF
but still think im' better than everyone
|
ITS THAT TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ good morning thoughts ] |
 |
THEY SAID WE COULDNT DO IT
AUGUST 2019
MOST CARBON DIOXIDE EVER
FUCK DA HATER'S!!!!
|
WE DID IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIIN |
[ earth carbon dioxide ] |
 |
|
DONT DO A NYTHING I WOULDNT DO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
happey
LABOR DAY
LAME
ASS
BOSS
OPRESSING ME
REALLY SUCK'S
|
FUCK DA BOSS - SEE YA TUESDAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ labor day tuesday boss acrostic ] |
 |
GOINT TO PRETEND
I DONT KNOW
A GUY FROM WORK
at da grocery
IM NOT AT WORK
I DONT HAVE TO SAY HI
bitch
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ grocery ] |
 |
WOULD YUOU EAT
2 CANDY BAR'S
for $$100,000,000,000,000,000
|
??????? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ candy bar candy ] |
 |
|
TRY AGGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RT IF YOUR SHITTIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live toilet shitting ] |
 |
I'LL STOP BEING A
sarcastic bitch
AS SOON AS
I LEARN TO EXPRESS MY SELF SINCERELY
MOTHER FUCKER
|
TRY ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sarcasim ] |
 |
CAT'S SHOULD LIVE
50 YEARS
MINIMUM
|
DOGS TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cat ] |
 |
Steve job's drank
juice instead of
medicine so i have
his job now bitch
|
WOAH #AppleEvent - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ steve jobs juice medicine ] |
 |
you wanna
HURT MY FEELINGS
DON'T DO IT
ILL GET SAD AND THINK ABOUT IT ALL DAY
|
NO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression sad feelings ] |
 |
|
IF YOUR OFFENDED,,, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT =- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
GOLDEN CORRAL LOOKING BTICH
RACIST
POWER HUNGRY ROACH
GUN KISSING
DOMESTIC ABUSER
BUST KIDS FOR WEED AND STEAL THERE CAR'S
CNOSTAPATED
FUCK ALL COP'S
|
FUCK COP'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops weed ] |
 |
THE BOX SAY'S
17-20
MINUTES
BUT I KNOW THIS PIZZA
I CAN TAKE IT OUT AFTER 13:30
AND ITS NOT THAT BAD
|
IM HUGRY I CANT WAIT THAT LONG - ADMIN https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca |
[ pizza ] |
 |
|
IM UBER DRIVER OUTSIDE IN WHITE VAN -ADMIN |
[ uber live van ] |
 |
WHAT DA FUCK
is all this shit
i still need the mime guy
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME
|
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ caption help wanted ] |
 |
they called me
CRAZY
BUT I DONT SEE
KICKING ASS & HATING MYSELF
IN THE
DIAGNOSTIC AND STATISTICAL MANUAL OF MENTAL DISORDERS FIFTH EDITION
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN =- |
[ crazy dsm mental health ] |
 |
|
NOT MY FAULT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
mess with the bull
SHAME ON YOU,,,
MESS WITH THE BULL SHIT
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
|
RULE'S OF DA ROAD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bull cowboy ] |
 |
when im done in here...
THE TOILET
IS GUNNA NEED
A TOILET
|
INTELEGENT BUT SHITING - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ shitting toilet ] |
 |
|
NO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DONT HAVE "FRIENDS"
I HAVE aquatitinces
and PARASOCIAL RELATIONSIPS
with podcast's
|
DAMM STRAIGT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friends acquaintances podcasts ] |
 |
I''LL SEE YOUR
NO TRESPASSING
and raise you a
PRIVATE LAND OWNER SHIP SHOULD BE ABOLISHED BITCH
|
FUCK PRIVATE PROPERTY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ private property land ownership trespassing ] |
 |
NO REGRET'S
oops! ALL REGRETS
|
OOP'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ regrets ] |
 |
|
FFUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
| |
|
????? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
MY TIME HAS COME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HEY whats up
I MIGHT HAVE
URINARY TRACK AFFECTION
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TOO SINCE HIGH SCHOOL
|
CATCHING UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ uti high school ] |
 |
ALREADY FUCKED UP TODAY
PROBABLY GOING TO FUCK UP TOMORROW
|
I LOOK GOOD THO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ already fucked up ] |
 |
GIVE THEM EACH $165,250
JEFF BITCHOS
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ amazon jeff bezos ] |
 |
|
GM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WE DID IT
WORLD RECCORD CIVILAZATION SPEED RUN
|
HEAT DA BITCH UP LIKE A BAGEL IN DA MICROWAVE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ climate change record ] |
 |
VIOLENTS
is not the answer
THE BILLIONAIRSE
are going to decide to save us
ANY DAY NOW
|
VIOLENTS SUCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ violence billionaires ] |
 |
ME
BEER
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ beer ] |
 |
sometimes,,,
its the ones who
STAY SILENT WHO ARE SUFFERING THE MOST
FROM RINGWORM
|
FUCK RINGWORM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ ringworm ] |
 |
|
THIS ROCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NOT MY FAULT = https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RT IF TRUE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
IVE BEEN DRIVIN
24 fucken years
AND NOW I NEED SOMETHING CALLED
"A LICENTS" ???
|
SOUND'S LIKE A SCAM TOO ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIIN |
[ driving ] |
 |
|
FUCK COLUMBUS DAY,TODAY IS INDIGINOUS PEOPLE DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT IS YOU'RE Z0NE NAME
BIRTH DAY MONTH
JANUARY: MOTOCYCLE
FEBUARY: SKULL
MARCH: BAD A$$
APIRL: KICKEN A$$
MAY: SMOKEN
JUNE: GUITAR
JULUY: EATEN A$$
AUGEST: SKELTON
SEPEMBER: BIG
OCTOBER: STONED
NOVEBER: WEED
DECEBER: CANT THINK OF ONF
BIRTH DAY DAY
1: JOINT
2: COOL
3: GUITAR
4: A$$
5: MONEY
6: APOLOGY
7: W33D
8: SANWICH
9: DRUM'S
10: HACKER
11: WEED
12: CAR
13: BASS
14: FIRE
15: CAT
16: HELL
17: BONE'S
18: FREIND
19: GENIOUS
20: GENDER
21: EMOTON'S
22: FUCKER
23: SCARED
24: SNACK'S
25: WIZERD
26: BITCH
27: GOAT
28: KNIFE
29: ALIEN
30: GUILOTTINE
31: TOILET
32: GAUNA
33: UNIVERSE
|
WHATS YOU'RE Z0NE NAME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ birthday month ] |
 |
MISS ME WITH DA BULL SHIT
IM SERFING THE WEB ON
AMERICA Online
|
💦CANT FIND THE SURFINE EMOIJI - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMI |
[ surfing america online ] |
 |
SPEEDIN & SPRAYIN
with my
Car Bidet
|
CRUISIN N CLEANIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ car bidet ] |
 |
do you actually want
A REVOLUTION
or do you just want
NETFLIX
to make you feel as good as
WATCHING SPONGE BOB
AND EATTING LITTLE DEBBY
IN YOUR HOUEBY YOUR
SELF BEFORE YOUR PARENT'S
GET HOME FROM WORK
|
ETHER WOULD BE FINE WITH ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ netflix revolution ] |
 |
i was raised to say
PLEASE & THANK YOU
SO WHY CANT
BABY BOOMERS
DO IT TOO
|
TEACH YOUR PARENT'S SOME MANNER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ baby boomers polite please thank you ] |
 |
|
G ENDER'S
A LL
M ERIT
E QUAL
R ESPECT
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
Awesome
COUGARS
|
FELT CUTE MIGHT DELETE LATER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cougars live ] |
 |
THEY SOULD MAKE
HALF STREGTH WEED
cant be scared of to anymore
gotta stop doing this to my self
whats that noise
dont want to stop breathing
how do teens do this and skate board
BUT STILL KICKEN A$$
|
BRING BACK MID'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed still kicking ass ] |
 |
STUCK ON A
TROPICAL ISLANE
NO PHONE OR TV
NO BURITOS NO CHIP'S
NO POD CAST'S
ONLEY EAT HOT DOG,S
YOU GET $1000,00,000 BUT YUOU MUST STAY
FOR 1 HOUR
WUOULD YOU DO IT ?
|
??? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ island bet burrito chips podcasts hotdog ] |
 |
|
TIPS FROM https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NO SOUP FOR LANDLORDS
IF YOUR HUNGREY WHY DONT YOU EAT MY ASS
|
FUCK EM' - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ soup landlords ] |
 |
|
FIRDAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AND EATIN IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DRYEST HAND'S IN DA GAME
"how do you do it"
"fuck dyson"
"single sheet genious"
"master off moisture"
"sandy handy"
|
NO HOT AIR NEEDED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dyson washing hands ] |
 |
im sorry edible's i cant
Eat me Admin!
i'll will get to high
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed edibles too high ] |
 |
|
HAPPY HALL OF WHEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
Nothing as as Smart as a WOLF
|
WOLF MIND - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf brain ] |
 |
|
FAIR ENOUGH PARDNER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP
BRIAN POWER
HARNESS DA POWER OFF TIME
TIME TRAVEL
MIND CHRISTMAS
ONE HOUR FREE RENT
TWO 2 AMS
REFRESHED MIND
NIGHT FROG
|
BEST DAY OF DA YEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ daylight savings frog brain sleep time travel ] |
 |
|
HOODY SEASON IS BACK - GET SHARE Z0NE HOODYS https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FOGOT TO WASH MY SHROUD
EVERY ONE LOOKING AT ME
WHICH I WAS AT HOME
DONT KNOW THE SONG THEIR TOOTING
|
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ shroud medieval style ] |
 |
IFF I DIE
BEFORE I TWEET
I PRAY DA LORD
MY ASS TO EAT
|
AMEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ prayer ] |
 |
I WOULD BE
so good
AT HAVING ONE MILLION DOLLAR'S
|
LET ME HAVEA CRACK AT IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIMN |
[ money ] |
 |
ENLARGE YOU'RE ASS
|
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO THIS FUTURE PRESIDENT -ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
|
?????? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU MAKE YOU'RE BED?
THATS COOL
I SLEEP ON A BARE MATRESS WITH A COMFORTER I DONT WASH
AND I SWEAT ALL NIGHT
|
GOOD NIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bed sleep animal crossing style ] |
 |
if your not the
WOLF
then your the
PRAY
OR YOUR THE WOLFS FRIEND
OR YOU DONT ENCOUNTER THE WOLF AT ALL
- ADMIN
|
WOLF TRUTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf truth ] |
 |
|
COUNT ON IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HELL YEA I STILL USE AN IPOD,,,,
IF I WANTED TOO LISTEN TO MUSIC ON A PHONE
I WOULD CALL MY HEATH INSURANCE COMPANY AND GET PUT ON HOLD
|
DA ORIGINAL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ music phone ipod ] |
 |
PEOPLE NOT PROFIT'S
ACTUALLY BOTH SUCK ASS
NEVER MIND
|
FUCK EM' - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ people profits ] |
 |
WOLF MIND
TACTICAL WALKING SKILL'S
NIGHT WOLF
SMELL GENIOUS
DAVE & BUSTER MASTERY
COUPON HACK'S
BAD A$$ WOLF SHIRT
EAT OVER SINK NO DISHES
WOLF TIME
HYBERNATION NOT SEASONEL DEPRESSINO
|
= WOLF MIND =
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN =
-ADMIN |
[ wolf seasonal depression ] |
 |
|
FIX MY LUNCHABELS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
RIDE RESPECTFULY
EAT IT RECTALLY
|
RULES OF DA ROAD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ motorcycle ] |
 |
|
GOOD MORNIGN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WOLFS NEVER LOOK BACK
only forward
there too lazy to turn around
|
WOLFS WISDOM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf wisdom ] |
 |
THIS WILL NOT KILL ME
BUT IM USED TO A BIDET
REGULAR TP IS SCRATCHIN ME UP NOW
|
BIDET GOT ME FUCKED UP - - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bidet toilet ] |
 |
no meetings
better posters
can hang out in bored room
secret boss bathroom
WHEN IM' DA BOSS...
|
BOSS DREAM'S =- ADMIN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y |
[ boss dream live poster ] |
 |
|
IT STILL SUCKED A$$ - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
REALIZED THAT ITS ALMOST
2020
and losing my shit
SORT OF ALOT
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 2020 losing my shit ] |
 |
its not saying no
I CAN GET ASS MUCH MONEY AS I WANT
|
999,999,999 https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ atm money ] |
 |
|
GOT SOETHING TO SAY, READ THE PICTURE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
HAPPY THANSGIVING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RETWETT IF SAME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NO PROBELM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
who took the
BATTERY'S
OUT OFF MY
WIIMOTE
BEEN TRYING TO
SYNC THIS THING
FOR HALF A HOUR
|
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wiimote batteries ] |
 |
GOT A FUCKEN
VIRU
FROM DOWNLOADING
SOME NEW
FONTS
|
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ virus malware fonts ] |
 |
the
WOLF
need's no cross walk
jay walking should be legal
JAY WALKING IS NOT A CRIME
car mind
zero accident's
always look both way's
efficient cross
fuck cop's
ultamate pedestrian
|
JAY WALKING ROCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf jaywalking crime ] |
 |
|
GUESS WHAT BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
it may be cold outside,,,
BUT MY THERMOSTAT IS ALL DA WAY UP
WHY WONT MY BED BUGS DIE
|
FUCK BED BUGS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bed bugs theromostat ] |
 |
|
??????
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOSHI IS A TYPE OF
POKEMON
dont make me say it
A THIRD TIME
|
THINT ABOUT IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ yoshi pokemon ] |
 |
I DO NOT HAVE
TIME FOR THIS
im coasting
until 2020
|
FUCK WORK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work ] |
 |
|
YOU FORGOT ??? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
MEET ME ON DA 8X8 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
why wont Anyone mAKE
nog
WITHOUT ALL DA
FUCKEN EGGS
|
THERE CHICKEN TURD'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ eggnog ] |
 |
|
THERES STILL TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
HOLLY SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU CAN KILL A WOLF
but
YOU CAN'T KILL A IDEA
A WOLF IS A FORM OF IDEA
|
WOLF TRUTH'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf idea truth ] |
 |
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN =
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GREAT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BIKE PARADISE
NO FUCKEN CAR'S
100% VOTER TURN OUT
AND THEY HATE AMERICA
LET ME IN KIM JONG BITCH
|
I SHOULD BE ALOWED TO GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ north korea bike vote america ] |
 |
ITS FRIDAY DIP SHIT'S
TWO DAYS OF EATTING MY LEAN CUISING IN FRONT OF MY OWN COMPUTER
bye bitch
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ lean cuisine friday weekend ] |
 |
|
CANT REMEBER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
HAS NOTHING TOO DO WITH ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NICE TWEET BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
YOUR WELCOME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT LIKE MY
ATITUDE?
STICK AROUND BITCH
you're gonna want to
HELP ME IMPROVE IT
|
ATITUDE- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ attitude false aggression self-improvement ] |
 |
IF I DONT GET A
Nitendo Switch TM
FOR XXMAS
IM NOT SINGING SHIT
FUCK JINGEL BELL ROCK
FUCK JINGEL BELL'S
FUCK SANTA HO HO HO
FUCK RUDOLF RAIN DEER
FUCK SNOWMAN SONG
|
WARNNING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ christmas nintendo switch ] |
 |
YA LIKE TO TALK ONLINE ??????
how about you talk to me
IN REAL LIFE
IT GIVE ME MORE SOCIAL CUES
AND I CAN INTERPET YOUR TONE
MORE EFFECTIVLEY BITCH
|
REAL LIFE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ social cues false aggression ] |
 |
MOVIE'S
should be
45 minute's long
and i can
smoke in the theate
ONE OR TWO CIG'S ARENT EVEN BAD FOR YOU
|
MOVIE'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cigarettes movies theater ] |
 |
|
EXPANDING MY MINE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
MAGIC ROCKS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NEVER HAD A GOOD PHONE CALL,, FUCK EM -DASHAREZ0NE.COM ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RETWETT TO TAKE DA PLEDGE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
its time for a
REVOLLUTION
YOU FIND A CHARISMATIC LEADER TO FOLLOW
ILL' PURGE THE ACCADEMICS
|
= https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN = |
[ revolution academia ] |
 |
yea i got
ANXIETY...
ANIMAL CROSSING
NEW HORIZONS
XACTLY
IN 4 MONTHS
EWHAT IF ITS
TNOT AS GOOD AS
YNEW LEAF
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ acrostic animal crossing ] |
 |
IF YOUR COLD THEIR COLD
BRING THE WOLF INSIDE
I AM THE WOLF
LET ME PLAY YOUR NITENDO SWITCH
|
GOT ANY SNACKS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf nintendo switch ] |
 |
|
DA THANKSGIVING FOOL,,
DA CHRISMAS GENIOUS
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GOING TO FUCK TOMOROWW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
..... - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT
HOW IM GOING TO FUCK UP IN 2020
|
ITS GONNA BE BAD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 2020 fuck up ] |
 |
|
DONT MIND IFF I DO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THIS YEAR FOR SURE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
WERE DO YOU PUT
CLOTHES
THAT YOU ALREADY WORE
THAT AREN''T
DIRTY
|
??????????????/ https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ clothes dirty ] |
 |
YOU NEED TOO
HYDRATE
ANYTHING DARKER THEN
PALE YELLOW
MEANS YOUR NOT GETING
ENOUGH WATER
HAPPY NEW YEAR DEHYDRATED BITCH
|
2020 BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ hydration happy new year ] |
 |
SALAD
is a form of
SOUP
unless it has more croutons then dressing
THEN IT IS A SANDWICH
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ salad soup sandwich ] |
 |
IF YOUR IN THE:
army
navey
national gaurd
coast gaurd
marine's
air forts
space forts
JUST LEAVE
surf on outa there
WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN
THEY DNOT MAKE YOU BOMB WEDDINGS IN PRISON
|
SEE YA CAPTAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ armed forces army navy national guard coast guard marines air force space force weddings ] |
 |
|
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ALWAY'S ONLINE
NEVER OUTSIDE
|
FUCK OUTSIDE - https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca |
[ always online never outside ] |
 |
I LOVE TOO GET HIGHT
HEY
I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
GOTTA GO
HOME
|
THIS SUCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ too high acrostic ] |
 |
|
COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHO DA FUCK
tucked the end of my blanket
UNDER THE MATRESS????
|
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ matress ] |
 |
|
COSMIC SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DON'T LIKEMY FLAG?
feel free to take it out of my trash can
BITCH
|
COME AND GET IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ american flag false aggression ] |
 |
|
COOL |
[ art toilet ] |
 |
|
KEEPIG IT REAL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
PATIENLY WAITING FOR
Animel Crossing 2
|
ITS COMMING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing ] |
 |
|
THINGS ARE LOOKIG UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GO FOR IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THE ONLY GOOD WORK
IS KRAFTWERK
|
FUCK WORK ITS FRIDAY
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ kraftwerk ] |
 |
|
NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN HERE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
YOUR ABOUT TO LEARN SOMETHING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
CAPITALISM
HAS OUTLIVED
ITS USEFULNESS
it takes NECESSITIES
from the MASSES
to give LUXURIES
to the CLASSES
-- MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
AND IT FUCKEN
SUCK'S
- ADMIN
|
REAL TALK FROM TWO OF DA GREAT'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mlk capitalism ] |
 |
|
TRY AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT MISTAKE
MY KINDNESS
FOR WEAKNESS
I AM ACTUALLY ALOT
MORE WEAK THAN NICE
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ kindness weakness ] |
 |
COWBOYS
SHOULD BE CALLED HORSEBOY'S
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ cowboy horse thoughts ] |
 |
|
DA LORAX ROCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
?????????? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
My Tatoo
My Fucken Spellig
|
RESPECT MY CHOICE'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tatoo spelling ] |
 |
REGULAR CLOCK'S ARE TO HARD
big hand littel hand
confusing on purpous
THEIR NOT EVEN NUMBERS ON THIS
some have three hand's why
JUST GIVE ME A ALARM CLOCK
HOUR ASS
clicking noise wont stop
only moves when your not watching
what is ix o clock
each one is 5 minute's why
in between iivi and vvi what does it mean
|
FUCK A HOUR GLASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ clock time hourglass ] |
 |
you dont wanna fuck with me
I DONT WANT YOU TO FUCK WITH ME EITHER
|
DONT TRY IT I WONT LIKE IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
its allmost
DA WEEK END
|
ONE MORE DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ friday weekend ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DA NATIONAL RAZER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
daShareZ0ne
ENDORSE'S
BERNIE SANDER'S
VOTING DOSENT WORK BUT YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
|
NUFF SAID - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bernie sanders vote ] |
 |
|
YOUR BOSS IS NOT YOUR FREIND - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
TO OLD TO PLAY
FIRST PERSON SHOOTER'S
NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY
BACKGAMMON & CANDY CRUSH
|
DA DEAD Z0NE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMINN |
[ backgammon candy crush ] |
 |
DONT TRY TO STOP ME MOTHER FUCKER
IM ABOUT TO FUCK UP
big time
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
|
TO LATE - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ fuck up ] |
 |
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN =
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
= = I WILL NEVVER STOP =
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN =
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SAILING DA SEA'S OF BULL SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF A ADMIN
what do you see?
1 2 3 4 5
|
WHAT TO YOU SEE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ admin ] |
 |
|
FUCK THE DONUT COP'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
kettle chips
THERE TOO CRUNSCHY
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ crunchy kettle chips ] |
 |
WHAT HAPENNED
when did
EVERYONE STOP
Blogging
|
MEDIUM AINT SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ blogging ] |
 |
IM THE BITCH
THAT FELL OFF
THE MOTOCYCLE
AND I VOTE
|
TWO WHEELS BAD FOUR WHEEL'S GOOD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ vote motorcycle ] |
 |
NOTHING IS REAL
SEEM'S LIKE MY MEMORYS ARE FROM SOMEONE ELSE
WHEN DID POP TART'S CHANGE THERE LOGO
DONT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A CHILD
MOVIE'S ARE WAY TO LOUD
I THINK IT USED TO SNOW MORE
LIGHT BULBS WRONG COLOR
COUNTREY MUSIC IS TECHNO NOW
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
WHY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass real light bulbs pop tarts ] |
 |
me
weed
|
TRUE L0VE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed valentines day ] |
 |
fuck jeff benzos
bitch
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ jeff bezos amazon ] |
 |
|
FUCKED UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK THIS SHYT =- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CANCEL PREZIDENTS DAY
MAKE ELECTION DAY A
NATIONAL HOLIDAY
AND OUTLAW REVOLVING DOOR'S
THEIR SCARY AS HELL
|
CHANGE AINT JUST COINS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf presidents day revolving doors vote election ] |
 |
|
THEY JUST SIT THEIR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THE ANIMAL CROSSING GENIOUS
THE TALKING TO MY ACTUAL NEIGHBORS DIPSHIT
|
DA 2 SIDES OF ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing neighbors ] |
 |
THERE ARE NO
"GOOD COPS"
|
WHOS HUNGREY FOR TRUTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops burger ] |
 |
ITS FRIDAY
MOTHERFUCKER
FINALLY THE LAST OF THE
five days my boss owns
|
I LOVE MY TWO DAYS IM ALOWED TO OWN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ boss friday ] |
 |
|
WOAH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y DISCOVER'S BENEFIT FOR HUMANNITY -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I LOVE THE DARK
NO NIGHT LIGHT NO PROBLEM
I AM NOT AFFRAID OF IT ANY MORE
IM NOT EVEN AFFRAID OF ESCALATOR'S EITHER
|
I DONT EVEN HAVE TO RUN UP THE STAIR'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dark nightlight escalators fear ] |
 |
|
WATCH IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT GIVE ME A BUCH OF
MAL
WARE
& VIRUSSES
IF YOURE PNG FILES
ARE NOT EVEN TRANSPARENT
|
= ALL WEB SITE OWNER'S MUST READ THIS =
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ malware viruses png transparency ] |
 |
HEY CORONOVIRUS
YOU WANNA INFECT ME?
THEN YOU BETTER
ENTER MY RESPRATORY
SYSTEM WHEN A
INFECTED PERSON
COUGHS OR SNEEZES
BITCH
|
FUCK OF
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ coronavirus sneeze ] |
 |
dude
man
bro
homie
"THIS MF"
WORK'S FOR EVERY ONE
AND IT SOUNDS COOLER TO
|
THIS MF OVER HERE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dude man bro homie ] |
 |
|
I DONT ADVOCATE FOR CRYING AT WORK I JUST DO IT ALOT -ADMIN https://t.co/v2wXE7Nkxf |
[ in the news ] |
 |
|
MY TIME IS NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THIS IS OUR YEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
TODAY I AM THE WOLF
WOLF
ON
LINE
FORREVER
|
ALWAYS ONLINE
NEVER OUTSIDE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf acrostic ] |
 |
|
COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
i've been
nice
for a long time,,,
AND IM NOT STOPPING NOW
|
TRY AND STOP ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nice stop ] |
 |
BRING IT BACK
|
NO REASON https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca -ADMIN |
[ guillotine ] |
 |
|
FUCK DOW JONE'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ME
all of the
Villager's
who dont know yet
that their going to be
my best friend
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing wolf ] |
 |
ITS FRIDAY BITCH
THATS WHAT I SAY AT WORK
THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME AT WORK
|
HAVE A GOOD WEEK END - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weekend friday ] |
 |
|
STAY SAFE DONT GET CORNAVIRUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
QUIT FUCKIG UP THE CLOCK'S
THEIR ALREADY TO HARD TO READ
AND NOW IM TO TIRED TO FIGURE IT OUT
|
ETHIER YOU WANT TO SAVE DAYLIGHT OR NOT,, PICK ONE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ clocks daylight savings ] |
 |
SORRY ABOUT YOURE
SURPLUS CAPITAL
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ capital stocks ] |
 |
|
GOTTA HAND IT TO UM - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BYE BITCH
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ harvey weinstein ] |
 |
JUST STAY HOME
thats where all you're stuff is
fake coffing is easy
social distanceing no problem
cheap food
finaly a good excuse
cant go been coffing alot
cant stop coffing
the presedent even has it now
|
OR GOTO WORK IF YOU HAVE TOO IM NOT YOUR BOSS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 social distancing quarantine ] |
 |
"dont go too college"
"no social contact"
"no sport's"
"hord toilet paper"
"online not outside"
MY TIME TO SHINE
|
FINALLY SOMETHING IM GOOD AT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 social distancing sports toilet paper quarantine ] |
 |
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN =
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT WHO CARE'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
QUARATINE DAY 3
ONLY EAT CREAM FROM OREO'S SAVE THE COOKYS FOR LATER
out of chip''s
DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE STUFF OUT OF FLOUR WHY DID I BUY THIS
can yuou eat mustard by it self
want to lose wait but not like this
|
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass quarantine covid19 flour mustard ] |
 |
general strike now
HOW DO YUOU START A GENERAL STRIKE
|
ALL WORK STOP'S
THE PROLETARIOT WILL RISE
WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW
= https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN = |
[ strike ] |
 |
|
WHAT ? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
AWWWW
scared of cornavirus?
GUESS WHAT
ME TO BITCH
what are we goint to do
this shit sucks
what to fuck
almost ouf of weed
guillotine time
bitch
|
YUOU SCARED ? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 quarantine ] |
 |
NO !!!!!!!!!!
ITS NOT FAIR,,,
THEIR WAS TIME NOW
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ video games quarantine ] |
 |
IT'S TIME
|
LOT'S OF ROOM IN THIS FIELD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guillotine washington dc ] |
 |
|
TURN'S OUT IM GOOD AT THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN =
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT = https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GETTIG MY CASH UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LANDLORD'S ARENT HUMAN
RENT IS STILL DUE APRIL 1
I HAVE BILLS TO
JUST USE YOURE SAVINGS
|
OUTLAW LANDLORD'S
NATIONALIZE HOSPITAL'S
IMPROVE LUNCHABLE'S
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ landlords ] |
 |
ADMIN
By ADMIN from HELL
|
ANIMEL CROSSING DESIGN OF ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing ] |
 |
SOME DOGS ARE COP'S
NO CAT'S ARE COP'S
|
FUCK COP'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ cat dog cops ] |
 |
BRING IT BACK
By ADMIN from HELL
|
ANIMEL CROSSING GULLIOTINE SHIRT, SCAN IT WITH YOURE PHONE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing guillotine ] |
 |
WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IF
Purell AND Charmin
TEEMED UP
TO MAKE PEOPLE BUY THERE STUFF
GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW
|
???? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ purell charmin ] |
 |
IT''S FRIDAY
FORGOT WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO PLACES
READING TO MUCH NEWS
ITS IMPOSIBLE TO SLEEP
DOING ALL MY BAD HABIT'S AGAIN
ACTIVLEY LOSING MY SHIT
YOUR IN DA SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH
|
ALMOST DA WEEKEND BABY!!!!!, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friday beer ] |
 |
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN ==
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
2 MORE ANIMEL CROSSING PATTERN'S I MADE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THEIR ARE NO "GOOD" COPS
|
DA STAR SPRINKLED BANNER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops ] |
 |
I LOVE MY HATERS
HELPFUL
AND
THEIR
EVEN
RIGHT
SOMETIME'S
|
CONSTUCTIVE CRITICISM ROCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ haters constructive criticism acrostic ] |
 |
|
FUCK ALL LANDLORD'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
69
"NICE"
|
BEST ROOM IN DA BUILDING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 69 ] |
 |
CANT WAIT TO SEE
HOW BAD
the rest of
2020
is gonna be
|
THE FUTURE SUCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ future ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BITCH A$$ VIRUS
IMUNE SYSTEM STRONG FROM ONLY EATING CHIP'S AND CANDY FOR 3 WEEK'S
I HATE GETING SICK
NEVER WASTE BREATHING ON EXCERCISE SO I HAVE PLENTY
I DONT EVEN LIKE VIRUSES
I DONT EVEN TOUCH PEOPLE WHEN ITS NOT PANDAMIC IT FEELS TO WEIRD
ONLY SLEEP 3 HOUR'S A NIGHT HELPS ME STAY ALERT
GOOD LUCK INFETING ME
|
FUCK DA VIRUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 virus ] |
 |
|
THEIR TO SCARY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
GO HARD or GO HOME
IT IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL TO LEAVE MY
HOME UNTIL FUTHER NOTICE
BUT I WOULD STAY HOME ANY WAY IF I HAD THE CHOICE BITCH
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ quarantine ] |
 |
HEY shit talker
WHY DONT YOU
COME TO MY TOWN
AND SEE WHAT MY NOOKS HAS
ABLE SISTER'S HAS SOME COOL SHIT TODAY TO BITCH
|
WOODEN MINI TABLE HOT ITEM OF DA DAY BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sortadupe animal crossing ] |
 |
|
OVER RATED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
daSharez0ne
NEW ENDORSEMENT 2020
"NOT US, THEM"
|
YES WE CAN
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ guillotine politics vote ] |
 |
sure... i'm a NICE PERSON
BUT IF YOU CROSS ME...
I''LL PROBLY PUT UP WITH IT
I MIGHT NOT EVEN NOTICE
BITCH
|
WATCH YOURE SELF - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
|
THATS RIGHT - https://t.co/DJNUG9RnNA - ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DA TWO F'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
PROBLY GOING TO CANCEL
THE STATE FAIR
WHAT DA FUCK
NO NO NO NO NO
|
DONT KNOW WHAT YUO HAVE UNTIL ITS GONE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ state fair corn dog ] |
 |
DA 4 HORSE MEN
OF DA APOCALEPS
sleep 14 hours or 3 hour's everyday
weed
animel crossing
eat crouton's out of the bag no salad
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN - |
[ apocalypse sleep weed animal crossing croutons salad ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
STILL SHITTIGN
|
GOT MY TOLIET PAPER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ animal crossing ] |
 |
HOW MUCH VAPE JUICE
CAN I BUY
FOR $1200 BUCK'S
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ vape covid19 ] |
 |
|
THINK AGGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HAVENT WORN REAL CLOTHES 6 WEEKS
FEEL MYSELF GETTING FATTER
MORE AFFRAID OF MAIL MAN THEN USUAL
LOOK LIKE SHIT ON ZOOM
CANT SLEEP ALWAY'S TIRED
TO SCARED TO SKIP RENT
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
RT IF YOUR STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass zoom quarantine ] |
 |
|
AND THERE IMMUNE TO CORNA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
I LOVE TO TRESSPASS I WILL NEVER STOP - https://t.co/xClyLS2DCp ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
ARREST THE SACKLER'S, PARDON ALL DRUG OFFENDER'S, FUCK COP'S, FUCK JUDGE'S, SMOKE WEED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WOOPS - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MY FUCKEN PANTRY
ITS BEEN THERE THIS WHOLE TIME
SECOND BEST NASTY RING OUT THERE
|
NASTY BUTT DELICIOUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ funyuns ] |
 |
LETS REOPEN THE ECONOMY
REFUSE TO PAY RENT
EAT ASS
ORGANIZE TENENT'S
PUBLISH MANIFESTO
EHHH PROBLY NOT
NO MANIFESTO
|
MAYBE NOT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ acrostic rent manifesto economy ] |
 |
|
NO..............NO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NOT MY FALT -0 https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THIS SHIT SUCK'S
NOT LOUD ENOUGH
HARDER THEN GUTIAR
TO JAZZY
TO MANY KEYS
CANT TELL WHAT THE PETALS ARE FOR
SOUNDS LIKE THE TRAINS COMING ON MR ROGER'S
|
YOUR IN DA HYPER CARD Z0NE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ hypercard piano ] |
 |
|
CURSE OF DA GENIOUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT FORGET YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY RENT
I HAVE BILL'S
ITS A INVESTMENT
IM A SMALL BUISNESS OWNER
|
FUCK ALL LAND LORD'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ landlords medieval style ] |
 |
FUCKING UP
&
KICKING ASS
BUT MOSTLY FUCKING UP
|
DA 2 THINGS I DO BEST - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fucking up kicking ass ] |
 |
TIME THEFT
KICK"S ASS
ITS MY TIME ANY WAY
HOW AM I STEALIG FROM MY SELF
|
CANT STEAL WHATS MINE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ time theft thoughts ] |
 |
|
MOTHE RFUCKER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
dasharez0ne BOYCOTT
AMAZON - SMASHED MY BONG
WALL MART - TO FAR AWAY
INSTACART - SUSTITUTED MY CROUTONS FOR WRONG BRAND
HOLE FOODS - FUCK EMM
TARGET - EXPENSIVE VERSON OF WALL MART
FED EX - EVER HERAD OF USPS BITCH
AMAZON - FUCK JEFF BENZONS
|
AND THERE BAD TO THERE WORKERS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ boycott amazon walmart instacart whole foods target fedex jeff bezos ] |
 |
|
GOALS AINT JUST FOR HOCKY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
you got a
PROBLEM BITCH?
START TALKING
I AM WILLING TOO LISTEN
MOTHER FUCKER
|
GOT A PROBLEM ? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -ADMIN |
[ talking listening sortadupe false aggression ] |
 |
NEW NITE MARE
IM WAITIGN IN
A STORE FOR
ALONG TIME AND
I REALIZE IM NOT
WEARING A MASK
AND NO ONE ELSE
IS BUT IM ALMOST
TO DA FRONT SO
I CANT LEAVE
|
ANY ONE ELSE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ store line mask nightmare ] |
 |
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WORTH IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RIP 2 FLORIAN FROM KRAFTWERK - SEE YOU AT CROSS RODES OF DA AUTOBAHN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LOAN WOLF
NO FREIND'S NEEDED
1 OR 2 WOULD BE COOL THOUGH
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ wolf friends ] |
 |
|
HEY
EVEYONE
RETWETT THIS
OK
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
MIND YOU'RE OWN BUISNESS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
ONLY DA BEST - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
STAND FOR WAHT YOU BELEIVE IN
UNLESS ITS TO HARD
tired of argueing
people are geting mad
leg's hurt
THEN FUCK IT!!!!
|
YOUR IN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y NOW -ADMIN |
[ arguing beliefs ] |
 |
NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TOO DO
im not a REBEL
I JUST DONT REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOLD ME TO DO
|
REAL TALK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ rebel forget ] |
 |
TOOTH HURTING BUT DONT WANT TOO GET CORNA FROM DENTIST /
FORGOT TO WATER MY CACTUS NOT SURE IF ITS DEAD /
DRONE WENT IN A TREE AND A MUSCULER GUY SAVED IT AND LAGHED AT ME /
DID SOME ONE COFF ON MY DOOR KNOB AND I DONT EVEN KNOW THEY DID IT /
FINE ART INCREASINGLY USED AS TAX DODGE FOR RIGHT
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
CANT EAT IT IF YOU DONT KICK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass dentist drone ] |
 |
|
???? FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHY TO I ALWAY'S
LOOK LIKE SHIT
in the fucken
VIDEO CHAT
|
JUST CALL ME, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ video chat ] |
 |
|
LEGALIZE DUPSTER DIVING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
CANCELING PLANS KICK'S ASS
DONT GET TO PICK WHICH PLAN'S I DONT CANCEL
|
DA YING AND YANG OF 2020 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ canceling plans ] |
 |
SEE YA
RIP BITCH PLANET
4.5 BILION YEAR'S OF SHIT
|
BYE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ earth planet ] |
 |
|
YEA HAW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
CONGRAT'S TO DA HUMBEL TOILET FOR BEST TOILET OF 2020 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
JUST GOT A
FREE FRENCH FRIE
IN MY ONION RING'S
and theirs no one in the park
BECAUSE ITS UNDER WATER
|
OUT HERE KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ onion rings french fries park ] |
 |
|
????? ANYONE KNOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
POPPIN AND KNIFIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GUILLOSPIRATION - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NICE DAY OUTSIDE
FUCK THE OUTSIDE
TO SCARED TO GO OUTSIDE
|
IT SUCKS OUT THEIR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ outside ] |
 |
SOLDIER'S
aren't heroe's
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ soldiers heros ] |
 |
|
AND THEIRS TOO MANY BUBBLES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
MIGHT TRY KETO DIET
I ALL READY HAVE THE SIDE EFFECT'S
SWEATING
IRRITABILITY
DIZZINESS
EATING HOT DOGS
|
GETING TO FAT GOTTA DO SOMETHING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ keto diet side effects hot dogs acrostic ] |
 |
|
FUCK EMM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SEE YA MONDAY - DONT DO ANYTHING I WOULDENT DO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SOME LOGIC FOR YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DRINK UP PIG'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HOPE MY PIN WORM'S
LIKE SMONKING WEED
WHERE DID I GET THEM
EXTREMELY GROSS
EVERYONE GET'S THEM PROBLY
DEWORMING JUICE TASTE'S LIKE SHIT
|
I HATE PIN WORM'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ pin worms weed acrostic ] |
 |
HEY COP'S
YOU CAN QUIT BITCH
GET A REAL JOB
no one oink's at the uber driver
|
ALL COP'S ARE BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ cops uber ] |
 |
voting doesnt work
do you beleive me now?
|
BLACK LIFE'S MATTER, ABOLISH POLICE, DEFUND THE DEA, FUCK ICE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guillotine vote ] |
 |
|
GOOD LUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
TRY IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LONG TIME THIRD AMENDMENT HEAD HERE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FREINDS AINT JUST FOR MY SPACE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HOW CAN I
STEAL FROM WORK
WHEN IM"
not alowed
TOO GO THEIR
through up on boss desk - not my fault - bitch boss man - fired not tired
|
WHO GET'S FIRED ON A MONDAY THIS IS BULT SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ steal from work fired boss ] |
 |
|
SOME ONE TELL ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
oh,,, you
"dont like me"?????
I SUGGEST YOU
tell me how to iprove myself
MOTHER FUCKER
|
THINK I GIVE A SHIT??? YOUR RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression self improvement ] |
 |
|
THIMK ABOUT IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOUR IN DA ATONIMOUS Z0NE
ADMIN MAKE'S THE LAW'S
THERES NO LAW'S BITCH
ONLY SUGESTION'S
NOT GOING TO FINISH THIS
I DONT HAVE TO
M
O
U
S BITCH
|
MY Z0NE MY LAW'S - AND THERES NO FUCKEN LAW'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ autonomous zone anarchy acrostic ] |
 |
|
DAY'S ARE MEANIGLESS BUT ITS FRIDAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NICE TOO MEAT YUOU @cher - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BORN TOO RIDE
TOO SCARED TO RIDE
|
RIDE OR TRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ motorcycle ] |
 |
|
SORRY,, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THANK'S FOR THE INFORMATION
I CHANGED MY MIND
I WAS WRONG
IT WONT BE THE LAST TIME BITCH
|
JUST FOUND OUT TAP WATER ISNT BECAUSE YOU TAP ON THE PIPE TO MAKE IT COM OUT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ information wrong thanks ] |
 |
im not MEAN
IM NICE BUT IM BAD AT TALKING
SORRY IF THAT SOUNDED MEAN
ITS HARD FOR ME TO TELL SOMETIMES BITCH
|
CANT TELL UNTIL SOME ONE GET'S MAD -SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mean nice ] |
 |
UNFORTUNETLY THE POSTION
HAS BEEN FILLED BUT WE WILL
KEEP YOURE RESUME ON FILE
|
WE WILL MAKE NO EXCUSE FOR THE TERORR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ job resume guillotine ] |
 |
|
WORD'S FOR THE WEEK END - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
?? ? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
HAPPY FATHER,S DAY
UNLESS YOU'RE DAD
IS A COP
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fathers day cops ] |
 |
PICKLES ARE JUST CRUNTSCHY VINEGAR
you know im right
|
YOU KNOW IM RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ vinegar pickles ] |
 |
|
I WILL NEVER STOP - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ME
MY AMIIBO'S
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ amiibo ] |
 |
HEY PARDNER
HOLD YOUR HORSES
IT TAKE'S TIME TO
FUCK THINGS UP LIKE I DO
|
HAVE SOME PATIENTS WITH ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN -ADMIN |
[ pardner cowboy ] |
 |
|
OFF TOO A GOOD START - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LOL COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOUR NOT MY FREIND
Want to change that, Mother Fucker?
|
TRY ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friends ] |
 |
DID I PISS YOU OF?
it wasent on purpose
i fucked up
im sorry
tell me so i dont do it again
genious mind dumb talking
BITCH
|
GET PISSED READ THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression ] |
 |
remeber
"THE GOOD OLD DAY'S
??????????
ME EITHER
|
FUCK DA PAST - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ remember past ] |
 |
IM NOT "YELLING" ON THE BUS
PEOPLE YELL,,,
WOLF'S HOWL
|
HOWL OF DA WILED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ yell wolf bus howl ] |
 |
|
HAPPY BITHDAY @Canada - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE AMDIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BEST COMBO OF 2020 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BORN IN THE USA
NOT ALOWED TO TRAVEL ANY WHERE ELSE
|
NOT MY FAULT THEY CLOSED THE BOARDERS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ america travel ] |
 |
|
OPE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FIRE WORK'S
DOG'S HATE THEM
THEIR COOL
|
WHAT TO YOU THINK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fireworks dogs ] |
 |
NO BITCH
YES MOHER FUCKER
|
NO STARS NO BARS NO MODS NO GODS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ america anarchy flag ] |
 |
|
QUIT OR GET OF DA POT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
CIG'S ROCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
BYE BITCH
- ADMIN
Jonathan Sackler, co-owner of OxyCotin maker Purdue Pharma, dies at 65
|
FUCK DA SACKLER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ jonathan sackler oxycotin ] |
 |
I DONT CARE HOW HOT IT GET'S
when its bed time
the sock's stay on
AND I NEED MY HEAVY BLANKET BITCH
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ socks blanket bedtime ] |
 |
|
THANK'S, TO CHICO, GUMMO, GROUNCHO ,AND HEPPO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHO CARE'S
MORE IMPORTENT THINGS TOO DO
SOMEONE TWISTED MINE ALL UP
UNSOLVEBLE
RUBITCH CUBE
|
NOT FAIR NOT FUN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fun rubiks cube ] |
 |
I LOVE DOING DUSTER
"THE DRUG YOU CAN STEAL FROM WORK"
I WILL NEVER STOP
|
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR I MAKE A DIEM,, THATS WHY ALL TH DUSTER CAN'S ARE MINE - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ steal from work duster drugs ] |
 |
|
NOW IM ALL SWETTY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GUESS WHAT BICTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NOT AFFRAID OF COVID
CRUNTCHY
ONIONS
VERY
INGENIOUS
DAMN
|
JUST WHERE YOUR MASK WHEN YOU BUY THEM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 funyuns ] |
 |
BRING BACK MID'S
CANT HANDLE THIS SHIT
FORGOT HOW TOO BREATH
WHAT DO DOG'S CALL EACH OTHER
WHO IVENTED MONEY
FORTH WAVE OF SKA WHEN
WHAT IF IM THE BITCH
|
THIS SHIT HAS GONE TO FAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ thoughts too high dogs ska ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT IM WATCHING SPUERMARKET SWEEP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SSSSSSSSSSS IT HURTS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
GOODBYE BLUE CHECK'S
"rip"
"bye bitch"
"dont know what you have until its gone"
"rest in piss"
"verified pisster"
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ twitter rip ] |
 |
PISS ME OFF
and i will
KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT
AND NEVER TELL YOU I WAS MAD AT ALL
|
WARNIGN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ false aggression axe ] |
 |
THING'S ARE LOOKING UP
|
SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 motorcycle ] |
 |
|
DRIVE THROU THE SUBWAY TUNNEL AND YOUR FREE AND CLEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I Cant Stop Shiting
MY ASS IS DRY HEEVING
|
DA INDIGNITYS OF LIFE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ shitting animal crossing style ] |
 |
i mihgt look like an
NICE GUY
BUT TOUCH MY FUCKEN
AMIIBOS
AND I'LL CRY
BITCH
|
HANDS OFF DA MIBO'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ amiibo ] |
 |
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN =
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU SEEM TO OF
MISTAKEN ME
FOR SOME ON WHO
REMEBERS
PEOPLES
NAMES
|
COULDENT BE ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ names remember ] |
 |
|
WELL,,, https://t.co/hJfdyQhVU4 -ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT DA FUCK
PLEASE NO
CHEEZY FIESTA POTOTO'S
POTATOS LOCO'S
LOADED POTATO GRILLER'S
BEEFY FRITO BURRITO
FRENCH FRITITO GRILER
|
YOUR FUCKIG UP @tacobell BRING THEM BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ taco bell burrito taco cheese ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
you dont like me?
NO SURPRISE BITCH
I ASSUME ALL MY FRIENDS SECRETELY HATE ME
|
KNEW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ hate surprise ] |
 |
READY TOO RIDE
|
CHOPPER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guillotine motorcycle ] |
 |
it take's a
great person
TO ADMIT THEY MADE
MISTAKE'S
SORRY IM SO GREAT
BITCH
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mistake ] |
 |
CONGRATULATIONS USA
NO SCOOL SHOOTING'S SINCE FEBUARY
AND MY LEG RASH IS ALMOST GONE
|
CONGRAD'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ school shooting america usa ] |
 |
|
COOL TATOO'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ tatoo ] |
 |
|
FUCK THIS MONTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
https://t.co/xTnF70H5ug - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID
PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME
SORRY
SORRY
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ football angry ] |
 |
THEIR MY MYSTERY SEED"S
IAM GOING TO PLANT THEM IF I WANT
PLANT COP"S GO TOO HELL
|
PLANT EMM IF YOU GOT EMM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live weed plant ] |
 |
|
MORE POCKET'S MORE STORAGE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FREINDS PROBLY FORGOT ABOUT ME
AFFRAID OF STORE'S
TEETH HURT NO DENTAL INSURENS
WEED TOLERANCE GETING TO HIGH
PIC'S OF FREINDS PARTYIG NO MASKS
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
KICK ASS, EAT ASS,, NEVER KISS IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ party teeth weed still kicking ass ] |
 |
|
JUST REALIZED ITS' FRIDAY SO FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
TIME HAS NO MEANIG BUT IT"S SATERDAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I AIN'T SCARED
OF SHIT
EXCEPT CONFLICT
|
DONT TRY ME,, I WONT LIKE IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ conflict ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
REAL LOAN WOLF'S
might be scared
THERE FREINDS WILL FORGET ABOUT THEM
BEFORE THE PANDEMMIC END"S
|
WOLF'S HAVE FEELINGS TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf friends covid19 ] |
 |
|
SHARE IF YUOU HAVE A SHITY JOB - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
FOLLOW THE RULES??
DONT MIND IF I DO
BITCH!!!!!!!!
|
YOUR MOVE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ rules ] |
 |
|
SOME PEPOLE WILL STAND FOR ANY THING,,, NOT ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DONT CALL 911
I RUN AWAY
FROM ALL MY PROBLEM'S
BITCH
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ 911 ] |
 |
TIRED FROM NOT EATTING ALL DAY
TIRED FROM EATING 2700 CALORIES AT 8PM
|
STAY TIRED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ eating calories tired ] |
 |
|
STILL SPINNIN" - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WERE DOING GREAT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HATER'S BEWARE
YOU WILL NEVER HATE ME
AS MUCH ASS
I HATE MY SELF
|
WARNING 2 DA HATER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ haters ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NO THAKS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HIGHWAY TO HELP
2016 - 2020
DSZ
|
DONT STOP ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ highway help ] |
 |
|
OR DEPRESION , WHATEVER CAUSE'S IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
KICKING ASS
AND FORGETING NAMES
|
YOUR IN https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ kicking ass forget names ] |
 |
|
OFFICIAL PIRACY NOTICE FROM DA Z0NE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LET"S DO IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK ALL SMALL TALKL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
BORN TO DO NOTHING
348738747348 hour's spent working
most food taste's like shit
slepping make's me more tired not less
SO WHAT DA FUCK
|
BAD PLANET - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sleeping ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
EAT ASS
KICK ASS
NEVER KISS IT
https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca
-ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
EHHHHHHH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
0 HOUR'S for WORK
0 HOUR'S for REST
24 HOUR's for KICKEN ASS & LOOKEN AT MY PHONE
|
24 HOUR'S FOR WAHT WE WILL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work live ] |
 |
BACK HURTS NEW PLACE
LOST WIIMOTE AGAIN
SALSA TO HOT AND IT B
URNED MY HOLE
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
INSPRATONAL BALOON'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wiimote salsa still kicking ass ] |
 |
IF YOU FOLOW ME ON HERE
YOUR MY FREIND
DONT LIKE IT???
ME EITHER BITCH
|
TO MUCH PRESURE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friends ] |
 |
HORNY IS A CURSE
AND I''M THE WIZZARD
|
== https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN == |
[ horny wizard ] |
 |
|
ITS THIS O CLOCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
ITS FRYDAY BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SJARE IF TRUE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DON"T - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
sagheti?
spachety?
spogetti?
seggety?
HOW EVER YOU SPELL THIS SHIT
ROPE FOOD ROCK'S
|
FOOD OF THE YEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ spaghetti noodles ] |
 |
|
ALL CBOSSES ARE BASTERDS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
QUIT
OR GET OFF DA POT
|
FUCK WORK AND FUCK DA BOSS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work bathroom ] |
 |
|
WAITING PATIENLY UNTIL ITS TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guillotine art ] |
 |
|
PIRACEY SHIRT I MADE,, GET IT AT https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca ,SEND ME A PICK OF YOU WHEREING A SHIRT OR MASK AND I WILL RETWETT IT OR TAG YUOU -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SCARED OF TELEVISION
I THINK I GOT
TO HIGHT
Got to relax it always where's off but what if it dosent
what if it dosent where off this time and im stuck like this
|
TRYING TO RELLAX - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN ADMIN |
[ too high tv ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHAT TO I DO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK OFF!!!
SORRY IF THATS RUDE
I''M UNDER ALOT OF STRESS RIGHT NOW
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ rude stress ] |
 |
FUCK ICE
GENOCIDAL MALL COP'S
GRINNING PSYCHO'S
somehow even worse then we thoght
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ ice ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT IF REGULAR LIFE ISA DREAM
AND WEN YOU SOMKE WEED THATS THE REAL WORLD
??????
-ADMIN
|
WOAH,, THINK ABOUT IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed dream thoughts ] |
 |
|
NOW YOU FUCKED UP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THE WORLD IS ENDING
bye bitch
TURNS OUT I WAS RIGHT
TO DO WHAT I WANT
ALL THE FUCKEN TIME
RULES AND CONSEQUENCES ARE FAKE JUST LIKE SOCIETY BITCH
|
DA GENIOUS STRIKES AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ earth ] |
 |
ANOTHER
BAD DAY
TOO BE
online
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ online ] |
 |
|
SATERDAY NIGHT SHITTIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
RETWETT IF YOUR SHITTEN -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SORRY
CANT HANG OUT TONITE
SHITS WIERD RIGHT NOW
GOTTA HANG WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER
BECAUSE DONT WANT TO
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ hang out ] |
 |
|
YES TRESPASSING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
AWWWW,,, FEEWING SAD?
me to bitch
DONT KNOW HOW IM GOING TO MAKE IT THRU THIS YEAR
MOTHERFUCKER
|
GONNA CRY ? ME TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sad false aggression ] |
 |
FUCK ALL YARD WORK
RAKING LEAFS SUCKS
WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO PUT ALL THE STICKS
WHO INVENTED POISON IVEY
TREES SHOULD HAVE THIS FIGURED OUT BY NOW
GETTING SNEEZEY
|
THIS SHIT SUCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ yard work poison ivy trees ] |
 |
|
OOPS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
STAYED UP TO LATE
WAIT TO SLEEP TONITE
NAP NOW STAY UP ALL NITE
|
WHAT DO I DO - https://t.co/xClyLS2DCp ADMIN |
[ stay up ] |
 |
WHY IS EATING SO GOOD
WHEN SHITING IS SO BAD
|
WHY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ eating shitting ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LET ME TRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LANDLORD'S HAVE NECK'S TOO
|
HMMMMMMM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ landlords guillotine ] |
 |
|
SOULD BE EASY, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DAMM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
COLD, CLOUDY, HALOWEEN,, ,MY TIME TOO SHINE - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BY BITCH
2020 September
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 2020 september calendar ] |
 |
ILLEGAL
THOUGHT'S
|
HAPPY FRIDAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ thoughts smoking ] |
 |
SHOULD OF WORE A MASK
|
GET YORU SHARE ZONE AMSK HERE https://t.co/2a8ZZ2SYGp -ADMIN |
[ covid19 news mask ] |
 |
GIVE THEM EACH $175,300
JEFF BITCHOS
|
FUCK JEFF BENZOS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ jeff bezos amazon ] |
 |
LOOKING GOOD
FEELING BAD
|
GOOD MORING - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ scuba diver under water ] |
 |
MY GENERATION DIDENT EAT
AVOCADO TOAST
WE ATE RAISEN BRAN
NUTTY BAR
STAR CRUCH
COKE WITH SUGAR
EL PASO TACO MIX KIT
WE GOT FAT AS FUCK AND IT SUCK'S BITCH
|
NUFF SAID - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ eat avocado raisin bran taco fat ] |
 |
|
NO BULL ONLY BANDWIDRTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DON''T TRY TO
FIX ME
IM NOT BROKEN
im stupid
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ stupid motorcycle ] |
 |
|
TAG YOU'RE SELF - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DAYS ALREADY FUCKED FOLK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LOL COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ art ] |
 |
fuck columbus day
C
O
L
U
M
BITCH
U
S
|
C0L0NIZE THIS BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ columbus day acrostic ] |
 |
|
HAPPY INDIGINEOS PEOPLE DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
KEEP HONKING
IM SELF DIAGNOSING
|
BEEP BEEP BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ honking car live ] |
 |
|
DAMB - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
there sould
be a score
board so
yuou can see
how many
pepole from
high school
died before
you did
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ high school ] |
 |
|
SOUP IS FOR PEOPLE WITH REAL JOBS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
kicken as & getten sick
NO HEALH CARE
NO TIME OFF WORK
NO PROBLEM
|
THIRD WAVE JUST LIKE SKA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 healthcare sick ] |
 |
|
HHMMMMM,,,, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WOAH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LIFE IS A PRISON
IM JUST MAKING THE DAMB LICENSE PLATE'S
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ prison license plates ] |
 |
what da fuck is yoga
|
??? https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ yoga wolf ] |
 |
|
THANK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WACH OUT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DOSE THIS BATHROOM FAN
EVEN WORK
?????????
|
SMELS LIKE I WAS EATING BATERYS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bathroom fan ] |
 |
|
CUTTIN GLASS OVER HEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ art ] |
 |
IF YOU DONT DRINK THE JUICE out
OF TUNA CANS YOUR WASTING
THE BEST PART
|
BEST SIP ON EARTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tuna juice ] |
 |
theirs only ONE TIME im nice
ALL THE TIME
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nice horse ] |
 |
I CHANGE FOR NO ONE
UNLESS YOU WANT ME TOO
|
WARNIGN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ change moon ] |
 |
|
MAYBE JUST ONE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
INDUSTRIAL CIVILIZATION
SPEEDRUN ANY% 1820-2023
WORLD RECCORD
|
ALMOST THERE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ industrial civilization speedrun ] |
 |
fool me once
SHAME ON YOU
FOOL ME TWICE?
WHAT DA FUCK
WHY
STOP IT
I HATE BEING FOOLED BITCH
FUCK OF
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fool ] |
 |
|
FUCK WORK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
HAPPEY HALLOWEEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live cat halloween ] |
 |
GENUIS ADMIN
BAG UP CANDY I DONT WANT AND GIVE TOO KID'S TOO IMPRESS TEHM
HEY WHAT ARE YOU DRESED AS ARE YOU FORT NITE WOWWW
ENJOY YOU'RE TOTTSIE ROLL'S
FROZEN PINCESS VERY COOL
NO DRACULA'S THERE COSTUME'S SUCK WORSE EVERY YEAR
BIG BAG OF CANDY FOR THE MINE CRAFT GUY HAPPY HALOWEEN
|
HALOWEEN HACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ candy halloween minecraft ] |
 |
|
NEED THIS EVERY WEEK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
YEAH,, I STUDIED STEM
SMOKEN
TOKEN
EEDIBLE'S
MAKEN WEB SITE'S
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ stem weed acrostic ] |
 |
LEAVE ME ALLONE
IM CHILLEN
|
U HEARD ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ egypt ] |
 |
ADMIN 538
DEMOCRAT'S 0
REOUBLICAN'S 0
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ democrats republicans vote ] |
 |
ANOTHER BAD DAY TOO BE
ON
LINE
|
THEY JUST KEEP COMMIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ online ] |
 |
|
AMMEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DA SHARE Z0NE
CONGRATLUATE'S
JOE BIDDEN
"NOT AS BAD AS IT COULD OF BEEN"
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ joe biden ] |
 |
RIP ALEX TREBECK
"WHAT IS GOODBYE"
"WHO KNEW ALL DA ANSWERS"
|
FUCK , -DASHAREZ0NE.COM ADMIN |
[ alex trebeck rip jeopardy ] |
 |
THIS IS THE U.S.A
COP'S KILL US NO PUNISHMENT
WE PICK ARE PRESIDENT'S FROM A PRE APPROVED LIST OF 2 PEOLE
WE LOVE HAVEING COVID
WE LOVE TO GET SHOT IN ARE SCHOOL'S
VEGETABL'S SUCK
WE PICK YOU'RE PRESIDENT TO
dont like it?
ME EITHER BITCH
|
TO BAD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ america vote president covid19 vegetables ] |
 |
|
THIK ABOUT IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHERE DA FUCK
did my
WEED PEN
GO
|
??? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed ] |
 |
|
HOODY SEASON IS BACK, GET ALL OF MY SHIRT'S ON HOODYS https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca SEND ME PICTURE'S OF YOU WEARING A SHARE Z0NE HOODY AND I WILL RETWETT -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BURG DREAM'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THEY SAID STAY AT HOME, I NEVER LEFT BITCH,,,,- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RIP TO ALL CAT'S THAT ARE GONE - YOUR IN DA SHARE Z0NE NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WOAH https://t.co/0tbxhzIzLX @coollike -ADMIN |
[ art chair ] |
 |
|
IF U KNOW U KNOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK BINARY
WHO IVENTED THIS BULL SHIT
1 AND 0 ARE DA WORST NUMBER'S
EVEN DA MATRIX HAD MORE THEN 1 AND 0
WHO TO YOU TYPE LETTERS IF ITS ONLY 2 NUMBER'S
EVER HEARD OF DA NUMBER 2
ONLY COMPUTER'S LIKE IT
|
GO 2 HELL - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ binary computers ] |
 |
WISEDOM OF DA WOLF
"even a genious can leave there vape pen in da fridge on acident"
"the real fool is who made da vape pen so small"
"enstine always lost his vape and he ivented physics"
"its not in da fridge this time wear is it"
"aroooo wears my fucken vape"
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ wolf vape ] |
 |
ATTENNTION EVERYONE
I FOUND A BAD TWEET
|
NOW U HAVE TO LOOK AT IT TO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ tweet ] |
 |
🬀🬀"🬀 🬀🬀🬀🬀🬀🬀🬀🬀
🬀🬀🬀🬀🬀 🬀🬀 🬀🬀🬀🬀🬀🬀
☒☒☒☒☒☒ ☒☒☒☒☒
☒☒☒☒ ☒☒☒☒☒☒
☒☒☒☒☒
|
MY FONTS ARNT WORKING SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ font ] |
 |
|
KEEPIG IT REAL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTENN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NO THAKSGIVING
no foot ball
no babys
no essential oil cousin
no que anon cousin
no cold makes you sick for a week
no sneak too smoke weed
no awkard prayer at table
no problem bitch
|
AND DA TURKY SUCK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ thanksgiving football essential oils weed ] |
 |
|
INTJ "DA GENIOUS OF DA BRAIN" - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
NOTHING IS REAL
WERE PROBLY INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION
BAD EYE SIGHT IS LOWER DRAW DISTACE
NEVER SEE OLD CAR'S ANY MORE
MASK'S EASIER TO RENDER THEN FACE'S
TO MANY PEOPLE FOR CPU SO THERE KILLING US OFF
CAW CAW I LIKE PEANUT'S
|
DAMB - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ simulation masks cpu raven ] |
 |
NO I DONT HAVE
"SEASONEL DEPRESION"
ITS REGULAR DEPRESION
MIXED WITH ANXEITY
AND GERMAPHOBIA
FROM THE FUCKEN VIRUS
|
NUFF SAID - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ seasonal depression covid19 anxiety ] |
 |
|
BIG TIME FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
GENIOUS THOUGHT'S
corn dog so good what is corn cat
math teacher's lied i always have calculater
nexer exercise will have athelete foot why
dream job fake idea work is alway's bad
can you eat normal tree's never tried
they sould make clove cig's but for weed
depressed because off me or because of society
can baby's go online
|
BECOMING MORE GENIOUS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ thoughts calculator corndog ] |
 |
|
LOVE ASS HATE VIRUSS STAY HOME BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SOUL SEEK STILL WORK'S
INFINITE REGGEA
INFINTIE METAL
INFINITE RAP
INFINITE NUMEATL
|
SO DOES WINN AMP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ music soulseek ] |
 |
|
WOLF MINED ENGAGE. WOLF TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SHARE IF YOUR SMRAT AND DUMB AS THE SAME TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GULLOTINGE TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
OUTLAW LANDLORD'S
NATONALIZE HOSPITAL'S
IMPROVE LUNCHABLE'S
|
3 OF MY IDEA'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ landlords hospitals lunchables ] |
 |
|
GUILOTTINE CHRISMAS SWEATER'S ARE BACK
https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca
SEND ME A PICK OF YOUR SELF WHEREING ONE -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LIVE FREE
OR
CRY
|
WORD'S OF WISDOMB - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cowboy wisdom ] |
 |
|
I WILL WHERE A MASK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SAFE, EFFICANT, WOLF - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FORGOT
TO DISCONECT
FROM
BLUETOOTH
EVERY ONE HEARD MY K POP
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY
CHANGE NAME
PLASTIC SURGEY
LEAVE TOWN
|
FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ kpop bluetooth music ] |
 |
|
TAKE DA PLEGE WITH ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CORN ROCK'S
funyuns are made of it
eat 1 corn at a time feel big
ONLY VEGTABLE TAHT TASTES GOOD
cant make maze out of lettuce
COW'S LOVE IT
CORM BREAD NUFF SAID
|
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE SHOUT OUT TO CORN DA GOAT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ corn funyuns ] |
 |
to much pressure
present's are to capitalist
why to i bring poor kid's less stuff
naugthy or nice
false dicotomy
what if im not real
what if nothing is real
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ christmas presents ] |
 |
|
TRUST ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NO BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
COOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ news ] |
 |
|
ADVISCE FROM DA ADMIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
CONGRAT'S
YOU COULDN'T OF DONE IT WITHOUT US
|
DOW 30,000 ,DEAD 299,000
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guillotine ] |
 |
GIVING UP
ISN''T A OPTION
ITS JUST WHAT I DO
bitch
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ giving up amazon ] |
 |
IM GONNA
FUCK UP
so bad in
2021
it makes 2020
look like 2014
|
MAKEN PLAN'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ 2021 2020 2014 ] |
 |
ME
YOUR DOG
|
LET ME PET EM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dog ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THIS YEAR I SWEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT HAPENNED TO DUPSTER
WHERE TO I PUT MY TRASH NOW
|
BRING IT BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dumpster trash ] |
 |
FUCK
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ art ] |
 |
|
MORE NOG LESS EGG'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADIMN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THANK'S FOR THE $600
TIME TO TRY OUR STIMULOUS PLAN
|
BRING IT BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guillotine ] |
 |
MIND IF I MAKE EVERYTHING
WAY MORE
AWKWARD
|
HELLO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ awkward ] |
 |
|
SADDLE UP COWPERSON - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YUOU HAVE
"trouble sleeping"
LMAO
ALL i NEED To SLEEP iS
4 benedrill
1.5 gram mids
NO COFEE AFTER 2PM
SPEEPY TIME TEE
LOCK ALL DOORS AGAIN
speciel breathing
melletonin
lowest screen briteness
beep the guppy
|
NO PROBEM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ sleep sleepy time tea benadryl bubble guppies coffee ] |
 |
|
STANDING UP FOR MY SELF - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK IT
MAKE MY PROSTATE EVEN BIGGER
I'LL JUST PEE LONGER
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN MERRY CHRISMAS -DASHAREZ0NE.COMADMIN |
[ prostate ] |
 |
|
LETS GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
Casual Male
|
BIG SALES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ casual male ] |
 |
|
DONT GIVE UP,UNLESS YOU WANT TOO,- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
their are THREE SIDE'S TOO MY PERSONALITY
DA COOL SIDE
DA DARK SIDE
DONT REMEMBER THE THIRD ONE
|
WHICH ONE WILL U MEET - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ personality ] |
 |
|
RATHER NOT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK DA STARS N STIPES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIN'S
1. SMOKE WHEED
2. GET VACCINE
3. LICK GROCERY CART'S TO REMOVE MY GERMAPHOBIA THAT I GOT FROM DA VIRUS
|
SEE YA IN 2021 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed new years resolution vaccine covid19 ] |
 |
|
IM FINE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
당신은 지금 공유 구역에 있습니다,,, 암캐
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DA COWPERSON CODE
1. SHUT DA FUCK UP
2. YEE HAW
3. PET EVERY COW
4. FUCK ALL COP'S
5. YEE HAW BITCHHHH
|
CODE OF DA COW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cowboy pet cops ] |
 |
FREE GUN
"thank's"
|
THANK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops guns ] |
 |
SHIT PLANET
ALWAYS FEEL BAD NO REASON
TO MUCH STUFF TO BUY
ALL ELECTION'S 50/50
TO MANY COP'S
HAPPY FOR 1 SECOND THEN BACK TO BULL SHIT
RENT SOULD BE 200 MAX NOT 1000.00+
NEVER HAPPY DIE ANYWAY BITCH PLANET
FUCK EARTH
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ earth election cops rent ] |
 |
LEGALIZE LOITTERING
OUTSIDE AIR
HANGIG OUT ROCK'S
CIGS
NO CROWD'S
THEIRS ALWAYS COOL SHIT ON THE GROUND
VAPE PEN
YOU''RE RESTRAUNT IS CLOSED ANYWAY
|
PARKIG LOTS ARE BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ loitering vape ] |
 |
|
LMAO -ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
GOOD DAY ONLINE
FINALLY
|
BYE BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ online ] |
 |
|
NOOOOOOO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
ALL WEB SIGHTS ALL DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ONCE A CUSTOMER
ALLWAYS A CUSTOMER
LET ME USE YOU'RE BATHROOM
|
CUSTOMER'S ONLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bathroom customer ] |
 |
BILLIONARE DOWN
28th RICHEST PERSON
LARGEST TRUMP DONER
HATED VIDEO POKER
BYE BITCH
|
SHELDON ADELSON " SEE YA" - NO GOOD BILLIONAIRES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ billionaires trump sheldon adelson ] |
 |
|
HAD DA "PRICES RIGHT" DREAM AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
DEMANDED BY ADMIN
RELEASED BY NITENDO
|
YOUR WELCOME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ pokemon nintendo ] |
 |
|
THOUT I LOOKED GOOD MIGHT DELETE LATTER -ADMIN |
[ cleveland live ] |
 |
LOGGING ON
HONKING OFF
|
DO NOT @ ME - SELF CARE TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ masturbation ] |
 |
|
COULDA BEEN DANK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WARNIGN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
GOOD MORNIGN
SAY IT BACK
please
IF YOU WANT TOO
IF YOUR NOT BUSY
|
GM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ good morning motorcycle ] |
 |
daSharez0ne
"inventon of da year 2021"
SOUP BURRITO
"ALL OF DA SOUP"
"NONE OF DA SLOP"
|
COPYRIGT 2021 - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ™ ADM |
[ invention soup burrito ] |
 |
|
BORN IN THE U.S.A
NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
woudl you shit
in these toilet's
FOR $1,000,000,000
INTELLEGENT BUT SHITING
INTESTING'S BE SCREAMING
I BEGET SQUIRT'S
|
WOUDL YOU - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ toilet ibs shitting ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DON''T GET MAD
i get Sad
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mad sad ] |
 |
|
NAP TIME,, FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
YOUR IN DA MUSEUM Z0NE NOW BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
GIVE ME
THE VACCINE
IRONICALLY
|
LOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 vaccine ] |
 |
I DONT HOLD GRUDGE'S
its hard to remeber why im mad
|
NO IDEA WHAT HAPEPNED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ mad grudge ] |
 |
TORTTILA CHIP'S
ARE TO
CRUNTCHY
hurt's my gum's
make them softer
blood always
who can eat these
fix them please
stick in teeth
hurtilla chip's
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ chips tortilla chips ] |
 |
INVESTING IN STOCK'S?
IVE BEEN AVOIDING DEBT COLLECTORS
AND CAMMING AMAZON
BUT THAT SOUND'S COOL bitch
|
NO STOCK'S NO MASTER'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ stock market amazon ] |
 |
HOODY SEASON
CANT SEE MY BODY OUTLINE
ACCEPTABLE TO WHERE IT EVERY DAY
HOOD UP IS MYSTERYOUS
CHIPS AND POP IN BIG POCKET
PULL HANDS INSIDE NO GLOVE'S NEEDED
|
HOODY SEASON IS BACK https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca -ADMIN |
[ hoodie chips soda ] |
 |
LOOK'S LIKE 'THE MARKET'' IS
HEADED IN DA RIGHT DIRECTION
|
BRING IT BACK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ guillotine stock market ] |
 |
CHANGE MY OPINION?
NOT WITHOUT
NEW INFORMATION THAT I CAN USE TO EVOLVE MY BELIEF'S
|
OPINONS SUCK ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ opinion beliefs ] |
 |
DEPARTMENT OOF DA ADMIN
EVERYTHINGS FUCKED
PIRACY IS COOL
STEALLING SHIT ROCK'S
|
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED,, STEALING SHIT ROCK'S,, GET DA SHIRT https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca -ADMIN |
[ stealing piracy ] |
 |
FEBRURARY SUCK'S A$$
VALENTIMES
28 DAYS LONG BUT I HAVE TOO PAY 31 DAY''S OF RENT
SNOW STORM
DARK ALWAY'S
AXIETY WORSE NO REASON
GOT A NEW PIMPEL
DARK EXCPEPT DURING WORK
STILL FAT
FUCK THIS
|
BLACK HISTORY GOOD THE REST SUCK'S A$$ - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ february valentines ] |
 |
NO EXCUSE'S
ONLY EXPLANATION'S FOR WHY SHIT IS TO HARD
I WAS TIRED
VIBES WERE WRONG
NOT MY FAULT
DAYLIGHT SAVING
GOT ME FUCKED UP
I DIDNT WANT TO AND THATS VALID
NOTHINGS REAL ANYWAY
WHO CARES BITCH
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ excuses daylight savings ] |
 |
YEHA, IM A "BITCH",,,
BOUND TOO FAIL
IDOLIZE THEN HATE YOU
TERIBLE FRIEND
CHRONIC AXIETY
HARD TOO DEAL WITH
AND I VOTE BITCH!!!!
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bitch acrostic vote ] |
 |
THE ONLY
"STREAMING"
I WANT TO HERE ABOUT
GOES THROUGH MY
enlarged
prostate
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ toilet prostate ] |
 |
FUCK BENZOS
BITCH ASS
EVIL BILLONARE
NEVER
ZUSPECTS
OLL MY
SCAMS I PULL ON AMAZON
|
FUCK JEFF BENZOS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ jeff bezos amazon acrostic ] |
 |
YOUR NOSE GOES INSIDE THE MASK
MY MASK
PUT YOUR NOSE INSIDE MY MASK
|
DO IT NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 mask ] |
 |
|
TO SLOW FOR THIS SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
https://t.co/Od4H9qUf64 |
[ art ] |
 |
|
LETS GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
MY OTHER MASK
is underneath this mask
|
THEIR MAKING US WHERE 2 MASK'S NOW, THIS ONE GO'S ON THE OUTSIDE https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca -ADMIN |
[ mask covid19 ] |
 |
HELL NO IM NOT WATCHIG THE SUPER BOWEL
ADULT'S SHOULD ONLY GET BRAIN DAMAGE FROM ALCOHOL
AND USING TWITTER 13 HOUR'S A DAY
|
CLICKIN AND LICKIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ superbowl alcohol ] |
 |
ME
WEARING THE SAME HOODY EVERY DAY
|
4 EVER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ infinity hoodie ] |
 |
|
MALLS TOTALY EMPTY FOR SOME REASON - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
|
THIS SHYT NEVER WORK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live paper towels ] |
 |
TOO ANXIOUS TO LIVE
TOO SCARED TO DIE
|
DA ETTERNAL PROBLEM - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ anxiety ] |
 |
|
NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TOO NOTICE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT LIKE MY MUSIC?
THATS NO SURPRISE
I HAVE BAD TASTE
BITCH
|
REAL TALK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ music ] |
 |
|
WOAH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ in the news ] |
 |
ALL COP'S ARE BITCH
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ cops ] |
 |
|
ITS VALLENTINE DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN OR IT STOMORROW I DONT KNOW -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SOCIETY''S EXPECTATION'S
AFFRAID TO LEAVE MY HOUSE AGAIN
CAN NEVER TRULY KNOW ANOTHER PERSON
NO VACATION NO HEALTH CARE NO MONEY
CONSTANT FEELING OF IPENDING DOOM
NO EUPHORRIA ONLY SIDE EFFECT'S
COUGHING FROM WEED OR IS DA VIRUS
NO VAXXINE SHOT BUT FORCED TO WORK
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
CANDY SALE TOMMOROW SO FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ flu vaccine social anxiety ] |
 |
WHAT IF
I WAS THE BITCH THE WHOLE TIME
BITCH
|
???? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ bitch jeopardy ] |
 |
|
ADMIN"S PLAN FOR AMERICA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ACCEPT ME AS I AM
OR TELL ME HOW TO CHANGE
SO YOU LIKE ME MORE
|
TAKE IT OR CHANGE IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ acceptance ] |
 |
BYE BITCH
REST IN PISS
|
NAACP - 1
RUSH LIMBAGH - 0
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ rush limbaugh ] |
 |
THEIR ARE 2 THING'S IN LIFE THAT MATTER
grant theft auto 6
Let me make my guy fat in gta 6
|
LETS FUCKEN GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ gta ] |
 |
|
FUCK ICE, STILL,,, AGAIN https://t.co/DJNUGa8Zca -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
5 DAYS BAD SCREEN 2 DAYS GOOD SCREEN
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
HERE IT COMES - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BRIG IT ON - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I WOULD RATHER GO TO THE DENIST EVERY DAY
THEN UPGRADE FROM
Microsoft Windows XP
|
DRILL ME,, FILL ME,, FLOSS ME,, GAS ME,, JUST DONT TAKE AWAY MY WINDOWS XP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ windows xp dentist ] |
 |
|
IN CASE YA FORGOT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
2 KING'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT
BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK
|
AND I STILL HAVE TO PAY RENT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE |
[ look like shit dumb ] |
 |
|
LIGHT IT UP BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
SHIT UNIVERSE
SLEEP 13 HOUR'S OR 3 EVERY DAY
DIE 100 YEAR'S OR LESS
ALWAY'S EAT FOOD BUT NOT TO MUCH
TO HARD TO GET FREIND'S
MONEY BODY PAIN ALWAYS
TO MANY BAND'S NOT ENUOUGH REGGAE
NOT SUPOSE TO USE GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHAT IS IT THEIR FOR
ALIENS HATE US WHO CAN BLAME TEHM
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
|
SHARE IF TRUE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ aliens garbage disposal sleep ] |
 |
|
GOOD CALL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
DAY 356 OF QUARATINGE
ONLEY LISTENING TOO BAD MUSIC SO I DONT RUIN GOOD MUSIC WITH BAD MEMORYS
BODY DEGRADING FASTER THAN USUAL
OLD PEOPLE DONT WANT THE VAX BUT I STILL CANT GET THE VAX
ALWAYS TIERD CANT SLEEP
THIS WAS MORE FUN WHEN EVREY ONE WAS DOING IT
HAVE FUN AT THE BAR DIPSHIT''S
NO STIMMY BUT MUSK AND BEZOS ARE RICHER
|
LOL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 elon musk jeff bezos music ] |
 |
yeha,,,
I HEARD OF NFT'S,,
NO ONE CAN
FUCKEN
TELL ME WHAT IT IS
|
I DONT EVEN UDERSTAND REAL MONEY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nfts acrostic ] |
 |
|
LETS GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WOLF TIME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
EVERYONE ELSE
ME
|
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 pinworm ] |
 |
|
CANT MAKE ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
NO ONE KNOWS I''M HIGH
EXCEPT THE GUY AT THE GAS STATON WHO SAID HE COULD SMELL WEED THROGH HIS MASK
LADY IN CAR SAW ME FORGOT WHERE TO PUT MY ARM'S WHEN WALKING
KIDS LAGHED AT ME WHEN I TRIPED ON A BIRD SCOOTER
GAS STATON GUY CALLED ME SLOB MARLEY
|
STEALTH SMOKER - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed scooter gas station ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YEA, IM A A$$HOLE,
AMIIBO COLLECTOR
SOUP ROCK'S
SAME CLOTHES 3 DAY'S
HORNY BUT HARMLESS
OLWAYS GOT WEED
LAUNDROMAT HATRED
EXTREMELY HARD TO GET ALLONG WITH
|
A$$HOLE BY BIRTH,, DIP SHIT BY CHOICE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ acrostic soup amiibo horny weed laundromat ] |
 |
DON''T TELL ME WHAT TOO POST
UNLESS YOU'RE IDEA IS REALY GOOD
THEN SADDLE UP
ITS TIME TO RIDE
COWPERSON
|
THE POSTER"S MOTTO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ post cowperson ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK TIME IS IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
OUTLAW DAYLIGHT SAVIGS
LEGALIZE EUTHENASIA
|
NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ motorcycle daylight savings euthanasia ] |
 |
KICKEN ASS
GETTIN VAXXED
|
VAX ME NOW - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 ] |
 |
i miss blue barber juice
|
I NEED TO BARB OUT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ barber juice ] |
 |
JUST FOUND A FULL ROLL OF TP UNDER THE SINK
"thougt i was out"
"crap rescue"
|
YEAAAAAAAAAAA - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ toilet paper ] |
 |
|
EASY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
你应该每天从老板那里偷东西 ! - htt
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NOT DOING SHIT TODAY
ITS MY TIME ITS NOT THEFT
FINAL DECSISION
TURN FRIDAY INTO SATERDAY
ZOOMS NOT CONNECCTING SORRY
MOUSE JIGGEL PROGRAM SO THEY THINK IM WORKING
TIME THEFT IS FAKE SO IS TIME
|
MADE UP MY MIND - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work friday saturday ] |
 |
|
WAHT IF WE GOT DUMBER EVERY YEAR AND FOGROT HOW SMART WE WHERE WHEN WE WHERE BABYS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THIS $HIT IS HARD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DONT CALL 9.1.1
NO BECUASE I HAVE A GUN
BUT BECUASE THE POLICE PROTECT PROPERTY NOT PEOPLE
|
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ police cops 911 ] |
 |
|
MOTHER FUCKER https://t.co/2a8ZZ2BnhP -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
NO PAIN NO GAIN
FINE WITH ME
SUCCESS IS FOR SUKER'S
AND PAIN SUCK'S ASS
|
FUCK EMM BOTH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ pain success ] |
 |
WARNING
I'M NICE BITCH
|
WATCH IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nice ] |
 |
CBD HOT DOG
|
SPRING IS HEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ windows xp ] |
 |
|
CAT'S COME OUT ON TOP YET AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK A LAND LORD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
BORN TOO KICK ASS
JUST NOT FEELING IT THESE PAST FEW YEAR'S
GOTTA PAY THE RENT
SLEPT 11 HOUR'S NOT ENOUGH
CANT WAST MY STREAMING SUSCRIPTION
I''LL HAVE MORE TIME WHEN IM OLD
TO TIRED TO KICK ASS
|
NOT MY FAULT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ kicking ass streaming ] |
 |
I NEVER KNOW WHAT
ANY ONE
IS TALKING
ABOUT
ON HERE
|
????? - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ ignorance ] |
 |
nitendo switch
hot dogs
me
weed
hot dodg bun's
AFTER DA VIRUS
|
WHEN THIS IS ''ALL OVER' - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ nintendo hot dogs covid19 ] |
 |
|
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I NEED A BEER
BEFORE MY
ENXIETY
EMERGES
REALY BAD LONG TERM PLAN BUT MY INSURENCE DOSENT COVER THEREPY BITCH
|
BEER ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ beer insurance acrostic anxiety ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HE
IS
RISEN
|
HAPPY ESTEAR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ easter ] |
 |
DON''T LIKE AMERCIA?
WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE IT
IMAGINE CRYING FOR THE FLAG
|
BORN IN THE USA
NOT ALOWED TO LEAVE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ america gun ] |
 |
|
THANK'S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THANK'S FOR DA VAXXINE Pfizer
TO BAD NONE OF YOU'RE OTHER DRUGS WORK
still sad no boner
|
DEJECTED BUT INJECTED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ covid19 ] |
 |
|
TRY ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THE SURVIVAL GENIOUS
NOT GOOD AT LIVING,,, JUST WORSE AT DYING
LIVED - 1
DIED - 0
|
STILL ON TOP - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live die ] |
 |
KEEP.HITTIGN.PERIOD
INSTEAD OF.SPACE BAR
NEVER A .PROBLEM
BEFORE.LIKE.2
DAY'S.AGO
DONT UPDATE.YOU'RE.PHONE
THIS.SHIT SUCK'S
|
https://t.co/hJifMT1gUs.FIX THIS.SOON.- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ phone ] |
 |
|
LETS FUCKIG GO - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SUNDAY CHILLEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
Please don't break the window
The A/C is on.
He has WEED and is
listening to his favorite
REGGAE music
|
CHILLEN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ weed car live ] |
 |
|
FLYIN HIGH - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ live ] |
 |
I LOVE
FUCKING UP
I WILL DO IT
UNTILL I DIE
WHICH WILL ALSO BE A FUCK UP
|
I LOVE IT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ fuckup ] |
 |
|
EAT ASS AND TRESPASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
POSTING ALL NIGHT
APOLLOGIZING ALL DAY
|
SORRY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ posting apologizing ] |
 |
|
HYPER CARD WHIP'S ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AND MY ASS HURT'S - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN - BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHEN IM'' VAXXED I CAN SEE MY FREINDS
NOW I HAVE TOO FIGURE OUT
HOW TOO MAKE FRIENDS
|
HOW ?????? - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ friends covid19 ] |
 |
|
HAPPY 4=20 BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
STILL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SLOW DOWN OUT THEIR - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ live car ] |
 |
|
THIKN ABOUT IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WEEK END START'S NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THIS SHIT IS TO HARD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FINALLY VAXXED
"might leave my mask on if its ok"
"please still dont touch me"
"does your arm hurt to"
"my life got worse how about you"
"sorry about my voice havent used it in 3 months"
"whassup (sounds wierd)"
voice creaking
"literlly nothig hapenned for 1 year lol"
"is it ok to say lol out loud"
FORGOT HOW TOO TALK TOO PEOPLE
|
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ covid19 ] |
 |
YOU WILL NEVER HATE ME
AS MUCH AS I HATE MYSELF
WHEN I EAT DAIRRY PRODUCT'S
|
INTROVERT
BUT
SHITING
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dairy ibs ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I MEANT TO
POST THIS
ON 4/20
FORGOT I MADE IT
DAMB THE LAYOUT WAS SICK TO
WONT REMEMBER TO POST NEXT YEAR
COSTANTLY FUCKING UP
HOW TO STOP FUCKING UP
WRONG WINDOW THAT WAS
A GOGGLE SEARCH SORRY
|
FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ 420 ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SEE YA TOMMOROW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DAMB IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU CANT GET BACK ON YOUR BULL SHIT
IF YOU NEVVER LEFT
|
NEVER STOPPED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ bullshit ] |
 |
VAXXINATED SUMMER
IS COMMING
can''t wait to
Stay in my house
WITH THE AIR CODITIONER ON
|
CHILLIN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ covid19 ] |
 |
B-B-But WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL
WHEN YOU NEED YOUR DOG SHOT??
|
THE THIN BOO-HOO LINE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ cops ] |
 |
TREAT ME RIGHT
AND WE''LL BOTH BE HAPPY
TREAT ME WRONG
WHAT DID I DO THIS IS PROBLY MY FAULT
|
MAKE YORU CHOICE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ happy fault ] |
 |
|
IM HERE FOR OYU BITCH - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
IF YOU WANT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
???????? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LONG MARCH 5B
UCONTROLLED CHINESE ROCKET
PLEASE FALL DIRECTLY
ON TOO MY DUMB ASS
|
#LongMarch5B CREAM ME BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ rocket ] |
 |
|
THEY KNOW ME TO WELL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DISCOTINUED SOON,, GET IT NOW OR MISS OUT,, "LXIX THE GENIOUS " TAROTT SHIRT https://t.co/dsjJnzOzqG -ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DID I FUCK UP IN THE PAST??
YES
AM I GOING TO LEARN FROM IT?
NO
AND YOU CAN BET YOU'RE ASS IM GOING TO FUCK UP AGAIN
|
FUCKEN UP AND KICKEN ASS AND NEVER LEARNIGN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ past ] |
 |
they sould make
choclate cooky's
with
pop Rock's
inside
so you dont eat to many cookys
|
THIKN ABOUT IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ cookies pop rocks ] |
 |
|
RISE UP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
TO FAST - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
MY MEEME
MY FUCKEN SPELLING
|
WHAT"S UP NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ meme spelling ] |
 |
EVERY CREW HAS THESE PEPOLE:
PATHALOGICAL LIER
SEX NERD WHO DOESNT FUCK
GOOD BRAIN BAD JOB
"LOL"
SELLS DRUG'S TO THE OTHER'S
A ADMIN
|
TAG YOUR SELF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
IM A ADMIN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ crew ] |
 |
|
THE INDOOR GENIOUS
THE OUTDOOR DIPSHYT
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU WANA FUCK WITH ME?
YOUR GONNA HAVE TO
release pollen into the air
TRIGERING MY IMUNE SYSTEM TO RELEASE HISTOMINES
STIMULATING MUCUS PRODUCTION AND CAUSING MY EYES TOO SWELL UP
BITCH!!!
|
COME GET SOME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ pollen ] |
 |
I WILL NEVER APPOLOGIZE
... ENOUGH
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ apologize ] |
 |
|
CANT WAIT TO LOOK LIKE SHIT IN PERSON AGIAN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LIFE IN AMERICA
* 0-80 year's of bullshit
* Play as 1 character
* No restart's
* No health care
* Voting dosent work
No fucken control over any off this shit
|
RATED DSZ FOR DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ game voting healthcare ] |
 |
|
FUCK EMM' - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RIDE DA WAVE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SHTI - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
YEE HAW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK "GOOGLE"
I ONLEY SEARCH ON
BING
|
DONT BE EVIL MY A$$ - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ google bing ] |
 |
|
CHUG A LUG B!TCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHO IVENTED MONEY???
FOOD SOULD BE FREE
POINTS FOR PSYCOS
FUCK IT
ASS HOLES LOVE IT
THEY WONT EVEN GIVE US COIN'S ITS ALL FAKE NOW
EVRY DAY TO EXPENSIVE
TO HARD TO GET
NOT REAL STILL MANDETORY
EVEN GETING BURRIED COSTS WAY TO MUCH
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ money ] |
 |
|
URINE DA SHARE Z0NE NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NOT MY FUALT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I FEAR NOTHING
except
THE SOUND OF PEOPLE EATING
STRANGER TOUCHING ME
FRIENDS ALL SECRETLY HATE ME
ELEVATOR CHOP'S ME IN HALF AS IM GETTING IN
SOMETIMES SCARED NO REASON
|
DONT TRY ME,,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ fear ] |
 |
I DONT "KNOW CURSIVE",,,
I DONT "EAT VEGTABLES",
I DONT "EXXERCICE",
I DONT "KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE",,,,,
I DONT "READ BOOK'S",
I DONT "PAY MY BILL'S"
WE EXIST
|
FUCK OF - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ cursive vegetables exercise books bike ] |
 |
|
NEXT LIFE LET"S GO - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FFFFFFFFUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THINK YOU ARE A BAD ASS?
WAIT TILL YOU MEET ME
YOU WILL LOOK EVEN COOLER BY COMPAIRISON
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ motorcycle ] |
 |
|
OINK OINK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
yea bitch,,,
I STAY ARMED
AFRAID OF GUN'S
REALY SCARY TOO
ME
EHHHHHH
DONT LIKEEM
|
FUCK EM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ guns acrostic ] |
 |
|
NEVER AGGAIN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
ITS A SYSTAM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DRINK TAP WATER
STRAIT OUT OF THE FAUCET
AND I RE USE
HOT DOG BUN'S
I DONT LIKE THE EARTH
ITS JUST EAISER THIS WAY
|
EFFICIENCEY AINT LAZEY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ hotdog earth ] |
 |
|
HOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
TO HARD TO DRIVE AND WATCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
ITS SUMMER TIME BITCH,,,
THATS WHAT I SAY IN JUNE,,,
THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
I ALREADY KNEW
ALIEN'S ARE REAL
FINALLEY SOME PROOF THAT IM
smarter then
THE GOVERMET
the ufo genious,,, pentagon report of admin 208 iq,,, do alien''s smoke weed
|
208 IQ TESTED AND CONFRIMED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ aliens ] |
 |
CONGRAT'S JEFF BENZOS
FIRST BILLIONARE IN SPACE
"don't come back"
|
BYE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ jeff bezos rocket ] |
 |
|
???? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
bought crunschy peanut butter
AGAIN
OPENED IT AND NO RETURN NOW
SOFT SANDWITCH HAS ROCK'S IN IT
FORGOT TO CHECK THE LABLE
THE SANDWITCH GENIOUS
THE PEANUT BUTTER DIP SHIT
|
FUCK FUCK FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ peanut butter ] |
 |
|
NOT AGAIN - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHERE IN A FUCK
IS MY
emotionel support
VAPE PEN
|
//??? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ vape ] |
 |
|
FFRIDAY NIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
PERSONALTY QUIZ ROCK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
IT''S OKAY you dident text me back
HEY
HEY
YOU THERE
HEY WHATS UP
SORRY IF IM BUGGIN YA
HEY
HEY
YOUR PROBLY BUSY
|
IT"S COOL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ busy text ] |
 |
FEELING LIKE SHIT TODAY
AT LEAST I GOT
Your out of free daSharez0neTM for today.
Too get more, fucken subsribe bitch
Pay me bitch
im a media outlet now,,, tough shit
|
FELLING LIKE SHIT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ in-app purchases ] |
 |
|
SORRY,,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
IN PERSON
MEETINGS
ARE BACK
|
ONLEY THING WORSE THEN VIDEO CHAT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ meetings ] |
 |
NICE PERSONALTY YOU HAVE
MIND IF I IDEALIZE YOU
AND THEN DEVALUE AND DISCARD YOUR'RE ASS
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ personality ] |
 |
|
SAME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
"HOBBIES"
I WORK AND LOOK AT MY PHONE
and now i gotta do other shit to????
|
NO THANK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ hobbies ] |
 |
|
THROW ME IN TIME JAIL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AND EATEN IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
RAW DOG
MUTUAL CONCENT
ADOPTION
BUSTED ONE OFF
TRYING,,
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
|
DAD"S LOVE TOO FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ fathers day ] |
 |
|
WARNING TOO ALL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
WASTED
THE HOLE WEEKEND
DIDNT CLEAN HOUSE
DIDNT COOK FOOD
DIDNT READ BOOK
DIDNT SEE FRIEND'S
SO WHAT THE FUCK
EVEN HAPPENED
|
FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ wasted weekend ] |
 |
when things get tough
I DON'T QUIT
I USUALLY QUIT THINGS BEFORE THEY GET TOUGH
|
ALREADY GONE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ tough quit ] |
 |
|
SADDLE UP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LUNCH BEER'S
I'LL DO THAT FIRST THING MONDAY
LEAVE 1:30 NO ONE NOTICE
LUNCH BLUNT
ITS FRIDAY
LUNCH CRANK
PAY ME BITCH
2 DAY'S NO BOSS
|
FUCK DA WEEK SEE YA MONDAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ friday ] |
 |
WHAT DA FUCK
I THOUGHT TODAY
WAS FRIDAY
|
FFFFUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ friday ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NO LIZERD WILL RECIEVE MY PET'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN DONT GET MAD ITS JUST MY PREFERECE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
????????? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
KEEPS GETING HOTTER EVERY YEAR PROBLY FINE DONT WORRY |
PROBABLY JUST COINCIDESCE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ hotter global warming ] |
 |
DIDENT PLAN
too live this long
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSE TO DO
NOW????? |
DAMB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ plan chicken rooster ] |
 |
|
LOAN WOLF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK !! - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SOCEITY IS FUCKED BURN IT ALL DOWN
ECXEPT FOR:
vape pen's
pokemon snap
matrix triloggy no sequel's
sub group chat missing 2 people and we talk about them their
mid's
pornos only nice ones
new pokemon card smell
first 3 nin album's
computer duster
ipod touch
|
TIME TOO START OVER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ ipod pokemon nin ] |
 |
BYE BITCH
1932 - TO FUCKEN LONG
DONAD RUMSFELD
"INVENTER OF ABU GHRAIB PRISONER TORTURE"
HOPE YOU STILL LIKE WATERBORDING
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ rip donald rumsfeld ] |
 |
|
AND THERE FLAG IS WEED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK CANADA
I DIDENT KNOW YUOU DID ALL THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE NICER THEN US
|
CANADA YOUR CANCLED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ canada ] |
 |
|
MUCH TOO THINK ABOUT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
🐖 - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y AD
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
IM ALLOWED TO TURN ON
MY AIR CODITIONER
ARE YOU?
|
NEW YOKERS ROCK, THERE GOV SUCK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
https://t.co/0aKoj5rR0T |
[ air conditioning ] |
 |
|
STILL GET A LOGN WEEKEND SO FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RED WHITE AND BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
TO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THEY SOULD SELL
BATHROOM WATER
BY IT SELF
|
ALWYS TASTES BETTER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ bathroom water ] |
 |
|
JUST CALL EVERYONE FREIND - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT DA FUCK
IS DELTA 8
|
???? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ covid19 ] |
 |
DONT LIKE METAL?
that makes alot of sense
TO MANY SONGS ABOUT THE WOOD'S
CANT TELL WHAT THEIR SAYING
HAVE TOO GOOGLE TOO MAKESURE THEIR NOT NAZIS
EVERY GUY SAME HAIR CUT
|
METAL ROCK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ metal music ] |
 |
|
KNEW IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
?????? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DUM ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
RISE AND TRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN HLEP
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU CAN''T KILL ME
IM GOING TO DIE OF A COMBINATON
OF GENETIC WEEKNESS
AND PREVENTABLE HEALTH PROBLEM'S
CAUSED BY MY UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE
MADE WORSE BY LACK OF HEALTHCARE
|
TO BAD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ die healthcare ] |
 |
success is SIMPLE
SOMEONE LEAVES
INHERITANCE OR
MAYBE YOUR
PARENT'S ARE RICH
LOL
EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKED
|
EASY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ success rich acrostic ] |
 |
make
a new
single
player
grant
theft
auto
|
PLEASE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ gta ] |
 |
BOUGHT CHUNKEY PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN
FUCK FUCK FUCK
|
FUCKIG DID IT AGAIN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ peanut butter ] |
 |
FELT MY PHONE BUZZ IN MY POCKET
but im holding the fucken phone?
WHAT WAS BUZZING
HOW DID IT HAPPEN
IF I PICKED UP
WHO WOULD BE THERE
DOES MY LEG HAVE A PHONE NUMBER
|
?????????????? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ phone leg ] |
 |
I'M COOL AS HELL
CANT MAKEFRIENDS
ONLY MYSELF AT RESTRAUNT
ONLINE 24/7
LOVE TOUTORIALS ON YOU TUBE
|
AND IM TIRED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ acrostic cool youtube ] |
 |
|
TAKE DA PLEGE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I'M NOT AFRAID TO GET MY HANDS DIRTEY
IT JUST FEEL'S GROSS
AND MY SKIN IS DRY AND FUCKED UP
FROM MY GERMAPHOBIA
AND HAM SANITIZER
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ germs dirt ] |
 |
FUCK OFF
HAD TO USE PARACHUTE LIKE BABY
DIDENT GO TO MOON
FLOATING AINT SPACE
DIDENT SEE ALIEN'S
HOUSTON WE HAVE BITCH
|
THIS SHIT SUCKED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ blue origin jeff bezos space ] |
 |
CAN''T TAKE A JOKE?
ME ETHIER
DONT KNOW WHATS SO FUNNY
WHAT DID I MISS
WHAT TO YOU MEAN
YOU CANT EXPLIAN IT
JUST TELL ME WHAT IT MEAN'S
IT WONT RUIN THE JOKE BECAUSE I ALREADY DONT GET IT
|
SO WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ joke ] |
 |
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WARNIGN - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AND A HEVEY BLANKET - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT LIKE ME?
join the club
meeting's are on the corner off
My Fault st
I'm Sorry Blvd
|
DONT LIKE ME ? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ sorry ] |
 |
|
CLICK HERE: https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y -ADMIN |
[ merge ] |
 |
IF YUOU NEVER FUCK UP
YOU NEVER GET TOO
APPOLOGIZE
BEING ALIVE SUCK'S
AND ITS TO EXPENSIVE
SAYIGN SORRY IS FREE
WE ARE ALL THE BITCH
|
NAMASTAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ apologize ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ news ] |
 |
FEELING LIKE SHIT
should have let that guy merge
need too sleep 1 whole week
drive bad still sad
always tired why
all cars are bitch
ate food still grumpey
rash coming back
geting sad no reason
low horny level why
DRIVING LIKE SHIT
|
OUTA MY WAY - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ driving ] |
 |
|
FUCK DA VIRUS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I GOOGLED MY SYMTPOMS
TURN'S OUT I JUST NEED
COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL THERAPEY
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ symptoms ] |
 |
|
FFFFRIDAY NIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CANCELING PLANS KICK'S ASS
"I WANTED TO GO UNTILL TODAY"
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ plans ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/TBBTEy8Mmg |
[ live ] |
 |
YEA I HEARD OF DA DELTA VARIENT
DO A COUPLE DAB'S
EAT BAG OF CRUTONS
LAY DOWN
TAKE NAP
AXIETY BECAUSE NAP TO LONG HOW AM I GONA SLEEP TONIGT
|
DAMB IT - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ delta ] |
 |
|
FUCK DA GOV
FUCK EVICTON'S
FUCK LANDLORD'S
FUCK LUNCHABLE'S
WE KNOW THEIR USED TO BE COOKYS IN THEM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LAST CHACE TO GET THESE DESIGN'S FROM https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y - THEIR DISCOTINUED SOON - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THANK YOU WEED - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
MY WIERD COMMIE BULL SHIT
NORMAL CONVERSATION
|
ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ communism ] |
 |
go ahead
CALL ME STUPPID
THAT JUST MEAN'S
NOTHINGS MY FAULT
AND EVERYON SOULD BE NICER TO ME
|
FINE BY ME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ stupid ] |
 |
JUST GET VAXXEDD
pretty much frickin anywhere
shoppers
rite aid
london drug
most community centers
youre moms house lamo
the weed store probabl
rexxoll
IF YOU AINT JABBED.....STAY MAD
they are litterally begging people to come in just do it
|
IMAGE BY @hazelis_online THANK'S TO THEM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ covid19 ] |
 |
|
DAMB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN |
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
COME AT ME MAYBE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORREY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LOLL - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ONLY 12 WEEK'S
TILL HALOWEEN |
HERE IT COME'S - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ halloween ] |
 |
|
IF YOUR MAGIC MAKE ME REMEBER STUFF BETTER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU WHEREING A SHARE Z0NE TARTO SHIRT AND I WILL RETWETT OR REPOST IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU DONT WAN TO
WHERE A MASK
I HATE CRANKING OFF
boring messy * secret time * cosuming * gross
BUT I HAVE TOO DO IT FOR MY PROSTATE
OR THAT SUCKERS GOING TO SEAL SHUT
WE ALL DO SHIT WE HATE BITCH |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ mask masterbation ] |
 |
|
WHAT WE WILL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SOULD PAY FOR YOUR
COMMUTE TO WORK
AND SOME ONE
NEED'S TO MAKE |
MY IDEA'S FOR AMERICA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ commute ] |
 |
|
LISTEN UP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
your in da motha fucken share z0ne
@dasharez0ne
THING'S ARE
LOOKING UP!
@dasharez0ne |
HEAR WE GO - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ covid19 ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU'RE CURRENT EXISTANCE IS ONLY A SHADOW OF THE REALITY KNOWN BY YOURE HIGHER GENIOUS and it FUCKEN SUCK'S |
ASSTRAL PROJECTON - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ reality ] |
 |
|
TELL ME WICH WAY THE HORSE MOVES AGAIN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
TIME TOO GO VIRAL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
nice lunch pic
is that yurkey
turkey
yurkey
yurkey
yurkey
yurkey
get his ass |
GET HIS ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ turkey ] |
 |
look,,,none of us want to get eatin by the gaint spider,,that dosent mean you can jaywalk,,,hope you have $129 buck's bitch
JAY WALKING IS A FAKE CRIME ALL COP'S ARE BITCH |
ACAB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cops spider ] |
 |
IFF I DIE
BEFORE I TWEET
I PRAY DA LORD
MY ASS TO EAT |
AMEN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ live biden ] |
 |
QUIT
WHILE
YOUR
AHEAD
OR
BEHIND |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ quit ] |
 |
|
FUCK WORK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
lEavE it oN thE poRch
leave it on the porch
LEAVE IT ON THE PORCH
LEAVE IT ON THE PORCH
leave it on the porch
LEAVE IT ON THE PORCH
leave it on the porch
LEAVE IT ON THE PORCH
PLEASE DONT KNOCK
I AM TO HIGH FOR THIS SHIT
ASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE |
PLEASE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ delivery ] |
 |
|
LOAN WOLF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WASSUP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
PUSSY INCENCE FLAVOR SO YOU DONT EAT TO MUCH |
YOU KNOW IM RIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ weed ] |
 |
|
RULES ???? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
OUHHHH YEAHHH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GOTTA DO IT NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
"GOHSTS ALIEN'S AND
CRIPTIDS ARENT REAL'
ETHIER IS
CAPITALISM
BUT BIG FOOT
NEVER MADE ME
WORK OVER TIME |
SHARE IF REAL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ capitalism ghosts ] |
 |
|
CHECKMATE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NO THANK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YEA, IM A
PEACH OF SHIT
S OCIALY AKWARD
H ARD TO TALK TOO
I NFLEXIBLE
T IRESOME
AND MY
BACK
HURT'S
AND I VOTE
I WILL VOTE WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TOO DO IT |
SO WHAT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ acrostic vote ] |
 |
YEAH,,,
i'materf
fuck terf"s @dasharez0ne
your in @dasharez0ne now bitch
TRANS ENCLUDING
RADICAL FREIND
NOT THE BAD ONE BITCH |
FUCK TURFS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ acrostic trans ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT, CHUCK IT, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I ONLY NEED 2 thing's 1. ALL THE STUFF I WANT 2. EVERY ONE HAS TO LIKE ME |
FUCK EVERY THING ELSE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ need ] |
 |
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
TALK BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY FRAGILE BITCH BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTROYED |
DAMB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ posture ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
STILL TIRED DOSNT MATTER STILL TIRED FUCK THIS |
SO WHAT DA FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ tired sleep ] |
 |
EYE CONTACT SUCK´S WE COULD BOTH BE LOOKING AT OUR PHONE´´S RIGHT NOW |
FUCK THIS - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ eye contact ] |
 |
|
HAVE A GOOD WEEK END - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AMAZZING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
@dasharez0ne
GOLDEN
CORRAL
LOOKING
BITCH
84 IQ RACEST
DOMESTIC
ABUSER
POWER
HUNGRY
ROACH
GUN
KISSING
CONSTAPATED
BUST KIDS FOR WEED
AND STEAL THERE CAR'S
FUCK ALL COP'S |
FUCK EMM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cops ] |
 |
|
THREE DAY WEEK END EVERY WEEK END - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
UNIONIZE YOUR WORK PLACE DONT CROSS PICKET LINE"S
AND MAKE RECEE'S PEANUT
BUTTER EGGS YEAR ROUND
TEYHAVE A BETTER PR TO CHOCC RATIO |
UNIONIZE BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ unionize eggs ] |
 |
WHEN IS TRASH DAY
FULL CAN'S STILL
MANDELA AFFECT
I SWEAR ITS TODAY
GLITCH IN DA MATRIXX
WAS TODAY EVER TRASH DAY
WHAT IF IM THE ONLY REAL PERSON |
?????? - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ trash mandela effect ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
LEGALIZE LOITERING
-MEET NEW PEPOLE
-OUTSIDE (SAFE AIR)
- I CAN DO IT IF I WANT
ITS ILEGAL SO PIG'S CAN BOTHER US
-IM GOING TOO DO IT ANY WAY
-ITS ILEGAL BECAUSE ITS FUN AND DOSENT COST ANY MONEY
-ECO FRIENDLY
-IM GOING TO DO IT ANY WAY
-BITCH
-ITS FUN
-ITS COOL |
LEGALIZE IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ loitering ] |
 |
Life is like when you are driving, sometimes you go faster, by letting go of the accelerator. |
FUCK CAR'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ drive cars ] |
 |
|
OR DA NEXT ONE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
INTELEGENT
BUT
SHITING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LETS GO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
COOKING FOOD
SUCK'S ASS
ITS JUST GOING TO GET COLD AGGAIN
YOU DONT HAVE TO COOK BEER
STOVE GET'S TO HOT
MICROWAVE TASTE'S LIKE SHIT
STOVE TAKE''S TO LONG
FORGOT 1 INGREDINT FOR RECIPY NOW WHAT
FOGET FOOD ON STOVE
FOGET FOOD INSIDE STOVE
FOOD APP TO EXPENSIVE
FUCK IT ALL GO TOO BED INSTEAD |
FUCK IT GOOD NIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cooking ] |
 |
|
DONT EVEN TRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
why this Nobel laureate predicts a quicker
coronavirus recovery: 'We're going to be fine'
MARCH 23, 2020 9:13 PM PT
Democrats think the coronavirus
outbreak will last another 3 months,
but Republicans are more optimistic
Dr. Scott Gottlieb says he thinks the
worst of the U.S. coronavirus epidemic
'will be over by January'
THU, JUL 2 2020
Coronavirus pandemic could be over within two years -
WHO head
22 August 2020
AMERICAN VOICES
How we learn to live with the coronavirus forever
Aug. 22, 2021 |
COOL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ news covid19 ] |
 |
|
HOW DO YOU DO IT LOL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT
LIKE
ME?
NO SUPRISE
I HAVE ALOT OF
PROBLEM'S
AND ITS GOING TOO TAKE ME
A LONG TIME
TOO WORK THROUGH THEM
BITCH |
WELL ? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ problems ] |
 |
|
GUESS WHAT,,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
OOPS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
CHECK MATE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
GOD KNEW I WOULD BE POWERFUL WITH A NORMAL SIZE PROSTATE |
COMPRESSED AND DEPRESSED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ prostate ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WORK PANT´S SUCK ASS NOT IN THE COOL WAY |
FUCK WORK - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ pants ] |
 |
AT LEAST EVERY ONE STOPPED SHAKING HANDS |
PAWS OFF BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ shaking hands ] |
 |
Everyday
Low Price
$69 |
HELL YEHA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ live ] |
 |
BAD DAY NO REASON |
COOL - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ bad day ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
MY TIME HAS COME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NOW WERE TALKING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
COLUMBUS EATS DISCOVERY CAFE |
IM GRABING YOU'RE BUTT LOL @Schwarzenegger
|
[ live ] |
 |
WHEN YOU
FEEL WIERD
leaving a store
without buying somethig
THATS
CAPITALISM |
I HATE IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ capitalism ] |
 |
MEAL'S ARE OK
BUT HAVE YUOU EVER TRIED:
EATING
PLAIN
BREAD
"bread time"
"stop when you like"
"roll 1 slice into ball"
"who cares"
"as much as you want"
"its fine"
"ok"
"microwave it or not"
"any time off day"
"no clean up"
"rip it up first" |
LIFE HACK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ bread ] |
 |
|
WOAH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I WISH
THIS SHIT HAD MICRO CHIP'S
I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK
I DONT WANT TO GO TO CROCERY
I DONT WANT TO EAR RESTAURAUNT
I DONT WANT TO GO TO SPORT'S
I WANT TO GO ONLINE
AND I WANT TO GET
THROWN IN A LAND FILL |
DAMB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ covid19 landfill ] |
 |
WHAT THE FUCK IS “NY”
NyQuil
COLD & FLU
IVE BEEN CALLIG IT NIGHT QUIL THIS WHILE TIME
YOU TAKE IT AN NIGHT YOU DON’T TAKE IT AT NY |
THIS IS FUCKED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ nyquil ] |
 |
ITS OCTOBER BITCH
THATS WHAT I SAY
FOR 31 DAY'S
THATS WHAT THEY
SAY WHEN I WALK
IN TO WORK |
ITS ON BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ october candy corn ] |
 |
|
WHT DA FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
DO THE MATH BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I JUST WHANT TO POST LET ME POST BITCH |
I NEED TOO POST - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ post ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
DONT LIKE MY
BULLSHIT?
ME ETHIER
im trying to work on it
but its hard
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dasharez0ne |
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ bullshit ] |
 |
ONE DAY THEIR ALL GOING TO LOOK UP AND BEG FOR MERCY AND I WILL SAY: OK thats cool No PROBLEM |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ mercy ] |
 |
CANT BELEIVE
IM THE ONLY ONE
EXCEPT HIM @dasharez0ne EVERY ONE IN THERE IS GOOD
THIMK ABOUT IT AND YOU WILL AGREE @dasharez0ne
who understands that garfields acutally the villain
IVE READ ALL THE BOOK'S AND I HATE HIS ASS |
TOXIC CAT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ garfield ] |
 |
It was looking very nice |
FINALLY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ live thumbsup ] |
 |
|
FRIDYA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SEE YA - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HIT DA BONG AND GAIN I LIFE LAMO ADMIN, MASTER OF ETHERIUM SKELETON |
LEGAL IN ALL FORMAT'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ mtg ] |
 |
ITS NOT 'OVER MY HEAD"
I JUST DIDENT GET THE JOKE |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ joke ] |
 |
YOUR NOT "LIKE A BOSS" IF YOUR NOT GOING TO MEASURE AND MONITOR WHEN AND HOW MUCH I PEE |
BOSS BEHAVIOOR - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ boss work ] |
 |
|
ANY TIME OFF DAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
HA HA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
ITS TIME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ guillotine ] |
 |
HALLOWEEN SOULD BE NOVEBER 1 SO THE CANDY IS 50% OFF |
ANTHER GENIOUS IDEA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ candy halloween ] |
 |
|
bEEP BEEP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WELL ? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHY ARE THEY CALLED
FUNYUNS
GOOD IDEA BAD TASTE
DIP EMM IN MILK
BAD BREATHE TIME ONION FLAVORED BITCH
IF YUOU ONLY EAT THEM
WHEN YOUR DEPRESSED |
SAD YONS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ funyuns ] |
 |
ITS ALMOST SCORPIO SEAZON
CANCELL PLANS LONELY BUT IGNORE TEXT'S
SAD BUT DONT
ASK ME IF
IM SAD |
SCORPION SEAZON IS COMMING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ scropio astrology ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHEN YOU BREATH IN WEED SOME OFF IT GOES INTO YOU''RE BLOOD AND YOU''RE BODY USE'S IT FOR SHYT SO YOUR BODY IS PART WEED NOW AND THEIRS NO SUCH THING AS "A SUPPLY CHAIN POBLEM' ITS JUST TRUCKERS WHO QUIT THERE JOB BECAUSE THERE NOT GETTING PAID BITCH |
THIMK ABOUT IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ weed ] |
 |
KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH
"WOAH"
I HATE TALKING
"OH YEAH"
NOD AND SAY YESS
"THATS WILD
"YEP"
EASIER FOR ME
"YOUR RIGHT"
OFF DA HOOK
I CAN THINK OF SHIT TO SAY ANY WAY
NO PRESSURE ON ME |
KEEP GOING BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ talking ] |
 |
LAND OF DA SHIT HOME OF DA BITCH
LETS BURY THIS SUCKER |
RIP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ america ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SHARE IFF TRUE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
verbatim. |
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ tame ] |
 |
NEXT TIME YOUR MAKING A
PB-N-J
SPRIKLE
SOME SALT
ON THEIR
TRUST ME
@da
share
z0ne |
NEW FOOD DISCOVERY BY ADMIN NOW FREE FOR ALL TOO USE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ salt pbj ] |
 |
|
NO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THEY GOLD US
' GET A REAL JOB"
FOR 20 YEAR'S
NOW THEIR MAD
WE WONT MAKE THERE
HAMBURGERS |
GONNA CRY ???? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ job hamburgers ] |
 |
ABOLISH THE
DEATH PENALITY
EXEPT FOR
LANDLORD DOSENT FIX YOUR TOLIET WITHIN 1 WEEK
BOSS CALLS YUOUR CELL PHONE OUTSIDE OF WORK
IF STOP UP A TOLIET AND YOU CALL ME BIG DUMP |
NEW RULES - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ landlord toilet ] |
 |
|
CANT WAIT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
If DA EGO IS IMPRINTED BY DA HISTORY OFF HUMANNITY TO CREATE A COLECTIVE UNCOSCIOUS WHY WERE CAVE MEN SCARED TOO TEXT THERE FREIND´S |
???? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ ego ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
Fall Heat Wave Crushes All-Time October Records in Over 70 Cities
On Tuesday alone, over 30 cities set new all-time high temperatures for the month of October.
WE DID IT
WORLD RECCORD
CIVILAZATION
SPEED RUN |
SHIT PLANET - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ news ] |
 |
|
REMIDER FOR TODAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK "HELLO FRESH"
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS
THEY MAILL YOU
RAW FOOD AND TELL U TO COOK
IT YUORSELF
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS
I DONT EVEN COOK HOTDOES
BITCH |
GOING TO BED NOW FUCK THIS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ hellofresh hotdogs ] |
 |
KEY MILENNIALS
DONT WANNA WORK?
GOOD
YOUR RIGHT
DONT WASTE YOUR LIFE
ASS HOLE BOSS
THE BUSINESS KEEPS MOST OF THE MONEY
YOUR SMARTER THAN BOOMERS |
LISTEN UP MILENIALLS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work millennials ] |
 |
WHATS YOU´RE CATS NAME
DO YOU WANT TO SNIFF MY HAND
200 YOU |
PROCEED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cat ] |
 |
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DA
"LABOR SHORTAGE"
THEIRS ONLY
WORKERS YOU REFUSE TO
PAY |
PAY US - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ labor pay ] |
 |
|
RED WHITE AND BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GENIOUS DAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
OR YOUR CONCIOUSLY DECIDING NOT TO LET EVENT´´S OUTSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL EFFECT YOUR MOOD |
DA CALM GENIOUS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ mood attention ] |
 |
RESPECT NO BOSS
RESPECT NO MANAGER
WHY DO THEY WANT YOU'RE
PEE SO BAD ANY WAY |
GROSS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ urine sample boss ] |
 |
|
ADMIN 3 PLAN'S FOR AMERCIA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BAD DAY
NO REASON
MIGHT GO
TO DA PET
STORE AND
STEAL A BIRD |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ bird steal ] |
 |
WORLD GETING WORSE EVERY DAY BACK HURT´S DIFFERENT PLACE THEN USUAL BUT STILL KICKEN ASS |
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ friday ] |
 |
|
208 IQ (TESTED) GENIOUS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
STYA SAFE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK DA GOVERMENT THEY WONT LEGALLIZE WEED AND N OW THEIR TRYING TO PUT CHRISTMAS BEFORE THAKSGIVING DONT LICK THE BOOT |
FUCK OF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ government ] |
 |
theirs only
ONE THING
THAT
SCARES
ME:
everything |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ scare ] |
 |
GONNA CRY???
ME TO |
SO WHAT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMNI
|
[ cry ] |
 |
|
DUMMASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
Fuck work
if I want to be yelled at by old people I’ll go play bingo |
FUCK ALL JOB'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work bingo ] |
 |
YOU WANT SOME?
SORRY
ONGOING PROBLEMS IN
MY LIFE ARE MAKIG ME
EGGRESSIVE |
COME GET IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ acrostic problems ] |
 |
|
REMIDER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AMMEN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK TIHS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
GENIOUS THOUGHT'S
corn dog so good
what is corn cat
dream job fake idea
work is alway's bad
they should make clove
cig's but for weed
can baby's go online
math teacher's lied i
always hve calculater
nexer excercise still
have athlete foot why
can you eat normal
tree's never tried
depresed because off
me or because of socitey |
GOT PLENTY MORE TO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ genious thoughts ] |
 |
YEA IM STILL IN BED
IM NOT HAVING DEPRESSION ON THE COUCH LIKE A DUMASS BITCH |
DUM ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ depression ] |
 |
|
FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!
foot ball yelling
meat not as good ass chicken
prayer's at table
get a cold from a baby
old enough for back pain
still eat kid table fuck this
explain your
job more to me
que anon uncle
have too smoke
weed to secret
indiginous pepole died and their having fun
hate joe bidden wrong reason
IF IT SUCKS...HIT DA BRICKS
real winner's quit |
REMIDER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ thanksgiving ] |
 |
|
HAPPY THANK'S GIVING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SOME TIME'S
PEOPLE CRY NOT BECUASE
THEIR WEAK
BUT BECUASE THERE FAVORATE GAS STATION IS OUT OF THE OCTANE THAT TASTE THE BEST |
THIS SUCK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cry gas station ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
MAY BE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SANTA CLASS
IS A LANDLORD
AND A BOSS
IN THE BAD WAY NOT THE COOL WAY
HE WATCHES YOU AND KNOWS
WHAT YUOU WANT TOO BUY
HE SUCKS SO FUCKEN BAD
WORSE HOLIDAY THEN PRESEDENTS DAY |
JEFF BENZOS TYPE A$$ HOLE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ landlord santa christmas ] |
 |
|
HELL YEHA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ROUND UP DA GROCERY TOO HELP DA POOR TAX CREDIT AND THEN THEY BRAG ABOUT HOW GENEROUS THEY ARE IN THERE ADVERTISEMENTS |
GIVE DIRECTLY TO YOU"RE LOCAL FOOD BANK ISTEAD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ tax ] |
 |
HOW TOO IMPROVE
AMERICA
1. MORE PYRAMIDS
2. NEW NATIONAL
ANTHEM BY
3-6 MAFIA
3. FLAMMIN HOT
LUNCHABLE'S |
3 POINT PLAN BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ america lunchables ] |
 |
I THOUGHT
DYSTOPIA
WAS GONGA BE
COOLER THEN THIS |
DAMB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dystopia ] |
 |
I DONT CARE HOW YOU ARE
I DINT CARE WERE ARE YOU FROM
I DONT CARE HOW YOU LOOK
IF YOU SEED YOU
YOU'RE MY
TORRENT'S FRIEND |
SOUL SEEK N PIRRATE BAY STILL WORK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ torrents ] |
 |
|
THE HUMBEL GENIOUS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
OR BOTH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
VICTORY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOU GOT AN OPINION
ON HOW I LIVE MY LIFE?
WHY DONT YOU
TELL ME SO I CAN BE HAPPIER AND MORE FILFUILED |
GO AHEAD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ opinion ] |
 |
HARD WORK SUCK´S ASS |
TIME THEFT CHAMPION - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work ] |
 |
SORRY
NOT GONGA WATCH THE
YOUTUBE LINK YOU SENT
DONT WANT TO STOP MY MUSIC
MIGHT MESS UP SUGESTIONS
IF IM SPENDING 24 MINUTE'S WATCHING AVID IT BETTER BE PORNO
IF I WANTED ALECTURE I WOULDENT OF STOPPED GOING TO SCHOOL
99999 UNSKIPPABLE AD'S AN
ANY MONOLOGUE COULD BE A POST ISTEAD
BEFORE I GET STARTED LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A GREAT COMPANY WHOSE SPONSORING TODAY'S VIDEO |
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ youtube music ] |
 |
You encounter a
skeleton "WASSUP
BITCH,,," they say,
their eyes aflow.
"HOW TO MAKE
FRIEND'S ?"
How do you respond:
1. ITS HARD
2. DON'T KNOW BITCH
3. WASSSSUP
4. BITCH
Enter response: |
YOU ENCOUNTER A ADMIN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ game ] |
 |
|
FUCK,,,, SORRY BUT U HAVE TO ORDER YOUR SHIRT'S FROM https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y TODAY TO GET GARANTEED CHRISMAS DELIVERY WITHOUT PAYING MORE,, SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THIS IS MEANIGLESS NOW
DAYS TAKE FOREVER AND WEEK'S GO BY IMMEDIATELY
ONLY GETTING WORSE FROM NOW ON
BAD NEWS EVERYDAY
TO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING BUT SLEEP
PROBLY REINCARNATED AND
HAVE TO DO THIS ALL AGAIN
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS |
SHARE IF YOUR KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ meaning ] |
 |
Employee 'blew up' oil warehouse in
Thailand because she was angry at her
boss
The fire caused more than 40 million Thai baht (about 900,000) worth of damage
Chiara Giordano . 22 hours |
YOU HAVE MORE POWER AT WORK THEN YOU THINK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ news ] |
 |
|
LIVE BY DA CODE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LMAO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BRRRR - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
being nice get´s you
no where
win win sutuation
i ha te going places |
IM NICE BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ nice ] |
 |
|
GOTA GET YOUR https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y SHIRT'S SOON IF YOU WANT THEM BY XXMAS, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES
TOO DO
ANYTHING
SORRY
GET READY FOR WORK
ALWAYS'S LATE
SORRY
I TRIED TOO
GO FAST
SORRY
THIS TIME
TAKE A SHOWER
COOK DINNER
SORRY
ALWAYS LATE ORDER FOOD DRIVE TOO FRIENDS HOUSE |
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ time ] |
 |
|
YOUR WELCOME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GOD DAMB IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK Kelogg's
NOT EVEN ON SHELFS NOW LOL
I WILL NEVER BUY:
IM GLAD ITS OUT OF STOCK
CORN BRAN
I LIKE FUNYUNS MORE ANYWAY
CRACKLE CHIP'S
PRIGLES NOT EVEN REAL CHIP'S
GRANOLA IS JUST OAT MEAL THERE TRYING TO TRICK US ANYWAY
VEGGY BITCH |
JUST FOUND OUT THERE TRYING TO BREAK DA STRIKE,, SO FUCK EMM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ keloggs ] |
 |
GUESS WHAT STANFORD PSYCHOLOGISTS
@dasharezOne @dasharezOne
IM TAKING DA FREE
MARSHMALLOW
EVERY FUCKEN TIME
I HATE EXPERIMENT'S BITCH
I LOVE TREAT''S BITCH |
HAND IT OVER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ marshmello ] |
 |
DON'T LIKE MY
ATTITUDE?
STICK AROUND BITCH
your gonna want to
HELP ME IMPROVE IT |
MOTHE RFUCKER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ attitude ] |
 |
|
LEGALLIZE IT - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THIKING A LOT RIGHT NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I WISH SKA
HAD THIS MANY
Waves |
ENJOY YOU'RE SELF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ ska ] |
 |
TEY
SOULD
MAKE
GIFT CARD'S
for Weed
im right- great idea admin -@dasharezOne back with more real shyt - cant say im wrong
bitch its @dasharezOne |
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ gift cards weed ] |
 |
|
DO IUT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK ALL COP'S
A COP IS A FORM OF BOSS
A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP
FUCK ALL BOSSES |
DO WHAT YOU WILT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cops bosses ] |
 |
|
YEE HAWW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
2022
I TONT FUCKEN
CARE WHAT
YEAR IT IS
BITCH |
YEAR'S ARE FAKE ANY WAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ live ] |
 |
MERRY
BITCHMAS
TIME ISNT REAL BUT
BED BATH BEYOND GIFT CARD'S
ARE |
PILLOW'S COFFEE POD'S YOU NAME IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ christmas bed bath and beyond ] |
 |
|
BITCHHH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THOUGHT YOU COULD MESS WITH ME?
YOUR RIGHT
I'LL JUST GET MAD
AND DO NOTHING |
GEUSS WHAT,,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ mad ] |
 |
I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED
A WITCH
LIST
TO SCARED TO ADD ANY ITEMS
TO SCARED OF A WITCHES CURSE |
ITS WISH LIST,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ witch wishlist ] |
 |
ITS STEAL FROM WORK WEEK |
IF YOU HAVENT STARTED ITS TIME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ vacation ] |
 |
IN 2002
I WANT TO BECOME A
FROG
NO ANXIETY NO CHORE'S
NO VIRUS NO TAX RETURN
NO HOUSE CLEANING
NO CONVERSATIONS NO MAIL
NO COWORKERS NO CAR
CROAK CROAK BITCH |
CROAK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ frog ] |
 |
NOTHING
BAD THAT ARENNED THIS YEAR WAS
MY FAULT
PERFECT ADMIN PERFECT BRAIN GENIOUS HIGH 10 GENIIOUS LIFE STYLE
STATED INSIDE GOT ALL SHOT'S NO CHRISTMAS NO MOVIE'S NO GAME'S
PERFECT ACTION'S ONLY SOCEITY WAS WRONG THIS YEAR NO REGRET'S
NOT MY FAULT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BEER DELIVERY ROCK'S SECRET ZIT'S
NO ONE SAW ANY PIMPLE IN 2021 FUCK ALL SKIN BLEMISSHE'S BRILLIANT
ADMIN THOUGHT'S FULL PERFECTION 100% COPMLETION YOUR WELCOME
NO REASON TO LOOK INWARD |
NOT MY FAULT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ fault ] |
 |
|
WATCH IT, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BIG BITCH MARBLE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
JUST FIGRUED OUT I CANT HEAR
DO I HERE WHAT?
LIP'S THE WHOLE TIME |
SAY IT AGAIN PLEASE BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ masks hearing ] |
 |
DONT COME IN IM MANIFESTING |
AND YOU CAN PUT EMM ON A BUN BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cheese hotdog ] |
 |
HOW FAST "ESSENTIAL WORKER'S" WENT BACK TO BEING "UNSKILLED" AND "PLEASE STAY HOME" BECAME "STOP SITTING AT HOME" YOGURTS ARE 5 OUCES NOW THEY USE TO BE 6 AND MORE OF IT GET'S STUCK TOO THE FAN BITCH |
THIMK ABOUT IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ covid19 ] |
 |
it is about food usage of individual |
EXCEPT ME AS I AM OR LEAVE IN PIECE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ hotdog ] |
 |
|
USA USA USA USA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
FUCK JEFF BENZOS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOUR NOT 'LAZY"
YOU JUST DON'T HAVE
TIME OR ENERGY AFTER:
WORK DOCTERS
VACUUMING YARD WORK
SCHOOL DISHES
LAUNDREY TOILETS
COOKING GROCERY'S
RECYDCLIG HAIR CUT'S
I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS AND SMOKE WHEED
I HATE MONEY I WANT TO SIT ON A LOG AND THINN ABOUT SPACE |
THIS SHIT SUCK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ lazy ] |
 |
AFRAID OFF SPACE
FLOATED FOR
1 SECOND THEN
GOT SCARED
BITCH
ALDRIN |
NEIL ARMWEAK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ jeff bezos ] |
 |
DONT WORREY
it''s MILD tm
-stop coffing
-go back too work
-your fucking up
the supply chain
-news wold never lie too you |
IF YOUR NOT RICH THEY WANT YOU GONE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ covid19 ] |
 |
WHY SHOULD I PAY BILLS
EVERYTHING SUCKS'S ASS WHY AM I PAYING SO MUCH TO STAY ON TILLS SIUT PLANET |
WHY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ bills ] |
 |
|
FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
?????/ - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AT LEAST IT SMELL'S LIKE MID'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
CANT REMEMBER
MOST OF MY LIFE
CANT REMEMBER
YESTERDAY |
ANY ONE ELSE ? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ remember ] |
 |
HATE ME?
GET IN
LINE
BEHIND ME |
YEE HAW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ hate ] |
 |
IM WAITING TO SEE
IF SOCEITY ENDS
BEFORE I BOTHER GETING IN SHAPE |
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ shape ] |
 |
|
TOLD YOU - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/hwfcswN3nP
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SAY NO TO YOU´RE BOSS YOU WONT GET FIRED THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH AND YOU WONT BE REWARDED IF YOU SAY YES |
JUST SAY NO BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ boss ] |
 |
|
REAL SHITT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AND HANDBURGERS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ONLEY
280 DAY'S
UNTIL
HALLOWEEN |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ halloween ] |
 |
I DONT NEED
WASH YOU'RE
VIRUS TEST'S GROCERYS"
DEAD TEACHER'S
OPEN RESTAURANT'S
MILD LUNG DEATH
MYSTERIOUS COWORKER
DISAPPEARING "WHERE DID THEY GO"
JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKEN $2,000
JOE BITCHDEN |
STIMLUS CHECK NOW BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ covid19 ] |
 |
YOU CAN STILL GRILL WHEN ITS COLD OUT SIDE PUT THE ROCKS IN THIS SONG OF A BITCH AND LIHGT EM UP |
LETS GRILL BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ grill ] |
 |
I DON'T NEED
THERAPY
I JUST NEED
SOME ONE I CAN TALK TO
ONCE A WEEK
TO HELP ME DEVELLOP COPING SKILL''S
AND THINK MORE POSTIVELY
WHO DOESNT TAKE MY INSURANCE |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ therapy ] |
 |
FORGOT TO READ THE GROUP CHAT SCROLL BACK
admin do you even read the chat
lol scroll back
yurkey,. dumass
anyone want to post that link a third time |
FUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ scrollback ] |
 |
ADMIN
DEATH AINT SHIT |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ breakfast ] |
 |
|
IM RIGHT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FUCK WORTLE
BRIG BACK
FLASH GAME'S |
I NEED TOO QWOP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ wordle flash ] |
 |
YOU THINK
I'M A ASS HOLE
?????
GUESS
WHAT
I APPRECIATE YOU''RE HONESTY
IM TRYIG TO IMPROVE MY PERSONALITY BUT ITS HARD |
LISTEN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ honesty ] |
 |
KEEP GOING TOO WORK
"every ones going to get it"
"if your sick or fat you deverve it" "if your lucky its fine"
"try wearing 2 mask's lol" "your comobid your fault you died"
"back too normal lol"
"who cares if your under 5"
@dasharezone |
KEEP SPENDING MONEY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work ] |
 |
|
FUCK FEBRURAY AND GOIG OUTSIDE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HELL NO!!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY
EXECUTIVE
FUNCTION
MY BRAIN
WILL NEVER TELL ME WEHAT TOO DO |
ABOLISH THE COP OF THE MIND - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ brain executive function ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
HMMMMMM,,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WATH OUT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHOSE SCARED TOO FIGHT BACK |
STOP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ fight scared ] |
 |
"KNOW THYSELF""
NO THANK'S
i hate that guy |
HELL NO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ hate ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THE HUMBLE GENIOUS
eat all food perfectly last bite contains all flavor's
hide 1 office supply everyday in pants sawshank redepton
save time never answer phone
all mail direclty into trash max efficency
refuel car only when empty save gas money
hotdog bun's reuse at least 3x
stay in bed on sat/sun save energy
unplug frige while at work |
SMART YET KIND - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ humble genious ] |
 |
yes bitch
I LOVE SWORD'S
SMOKEN
WEED
OUTSIDE AND
RIPPING VAPE'S
DONT FORGET
SWORD'S |
YES - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ sword acrostic ] |
 |
|
SO WHAT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THIK ABOUT IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ALL JOB´´S SCK ASS YOUR BEST BOSS JUST LESS BAD THEN THE REST |
RT IF TRUE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work ] |
 |
HELL YEA I'M
POOR
CHOICES
ITS ONE OF THE FEW WAY'S LEFT TO EXERCISE AGENCY OVER MY OWN LIFE
AND
IT ROCK'S |
YEE HAW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ choices ] |
 |
WHAT AM I
THINKIG ABOUT???
LITERALLY NOTHING
MIND COMPLETELY BLANK
NO WORDS NO IMAGES NO IDEAS |
LOL IF YOUR MIND WORK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ blank mind ] |
 |
THIS PIC WAS AMZING AND GRAPHICS NICE. |
BUILT DIFFRENT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ flaping hot shirt bills ] |
 |
|
FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NEVER TALK TO A COP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
YEA,, - https://t.co/GfqwqHX2Xw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
MOCK ME ALL YOU WANT I WON´T NOTICE YOU´RE TONE I´´ LL JUST ENJOY THE ATTENTION |
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ mock attention ] |
 |
COWORKER'S KEEP
DISSAPPEARING
NOT FIRED
DIDN'T QUIT
JUST GONE ONE DAY
PROBLY FINE
RETURN TO OFFICE
GOING TOTALY FINE
NOT SUSPICIOUS |
EVERYTHINGS OK KEEP SHOPPING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work fired ] |
 |
DONT LIKE MY
MUSIC?
THAT'S
NO
SURPRISE
HEARS ONE OF
DA NEW STICKER'S
-ADMIN |
JOIN DA FREIND Z0NE, https://t.co/Hxn5ALq6YU NEW BATCH OF STICKER'S DONE AND MAILLING NEXT MONTH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ music ska ] |
 |
FUCK GREG ABOTT
BITCH
AND JK ROLLING STOLE YOU'RE FONT LOL |
FUCK EMMMM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ greg abbott jk rowling ] |
 |
TO SMART
TO DUMB |
DA GENIOUS AT WORK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dumb smart wikipedia ] |
 |
|
LITES OUT BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
the best
hot dogs |
THEY FUCKEN DID IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/hwfcswN3nP
|
[ cbd hotdog ] |
 |
|
FUCK IT ALLL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHX2Xw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
EVERY THINGS FINE KEEP SHOPPING |
NOTHINGS GOING WRONG ANYWHERE,, TIME TOO SPEND - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ shopping ] |
 |
DA
'ECONOMY"
ISNT REAL
ITS JUST RICH PEOPLES MONEY
AND THEY WONT
GIVE US ANY OFF IT |
FUCK EMM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ economy ] |
 |
2022:
a shit odyssey
THE ECONOMY NEEDS YOU DAVE
I'M SORRY DAVE I HAD
TOO RAISE
YOU'RE RENT
WE NEED YOU BACK IN THE OFFICE
THEIRS NO
WAY TO DO
ANOTHER
STIMULUS
CHECK DAVF
YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR MASK OFF
NOW DAVE
IF YOU DON'T
LIKE IT YOU
SHOULD
VOTE DAVE |
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ movie space economy ] |
 |
EATING AT WORK
SOULD BE
FREE
WHY IS IT LEGAL TO LOCK SNACK'S IN A MACHINE
IM HERE FOR THE MONEY
IM NOT GIVING IT BACK BITCH |
OVERTIME = 1.5 SNACK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work food snacks ] |
 |
|
FINE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
GOT AWAY WITH IT MOSTLY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
U KNOW IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
MUCH TOO THINK ABOUT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
JUST SAW A GUY
DRIVE BY WITH THE
SAME CAR
I HAVE
SAME COLOR
SAME YEAR
SAME TRIM LEVEL
WHAT IS HIS LIFE LIKE DID HE SEE ME
DID HE THINK FOR A SECOND THAT SOME ONE
STOLE HIS OWN CAR WHEN HE SAW MY CAR |
WIERD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ car ] |
 |
YOU THINK I SHOULD BE NICE ? THATS REASONABLE |
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ nice stress ] |
 |
YOU THINK
YOU
KNOW ME?
IM TO AFRAID OF JUDGEMINT
TOO REVEAL MY TRUE SELF |
LOL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ judgement ] |
 |
AWWWWWW,,,
YOUR MAD AT ME?
LET ME POUR YOU
A BIG GLASS OFF
"im sorry"' |
I FUCKED UP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ sorry ] |
 |
|
?????? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SAME TIME ALL YEAR BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I WILL NOT
"SPRING BACK'
CLOCKS
STAY
WERE
THEY
ARE
TIME
COPS
GO
TOO
HELL |
RT IF YOUR JOINING ME,, DO NOT TURN CLOCK'S BACK TONIHGT,, TIME STAYS DA SAME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ daylight savings ] |
 |
|
FUCK THSI SHIT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I CANT WAIT
TO WORK
30-60 MORE YEAR'S
SAME WAGE
RENT FOOD GAS MORE EXPENSIVE EVERY YEAR
NO TIME OFF WITHOUT DOCTERS NOTE
CANT GO TO DOCTERS NOTE
AND MY BACK HURTS |
LETS FUCKEN GO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work wage ] |
 |
I:M RICHT
trust in me
humbel
yet
correct
had to happen
atleast once |
YES - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ genious humble ] |
 |
GUY WHO
WORKS AT
THE WEED
STORE
$59.13
ME |
THANK'S ? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ weed ] |
 |
HOW DO YOU HAVE HOBBYS
IM READY TO FALL ASLEPP AT NOON
AND I STILL HAVE TO WORK FOR 5 HOUR'S AFTER THAT |
HOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ hobbies ] |
 |
|
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
THE FRUITS DEFINES AS BITCH |
IFF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ fruit ] |
 |
|
TO BAD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AS IT TURN'S OUT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY
BUT THEIR BOTH PRETTY GOOD |
WORD"S OF WISEDOM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ safe sorry ] |
 |
|
FUCK DA OUTSIDE, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
YOUR JOB NEVER TELLS YOU THE TRUTH AND THERE USALLY TOO LAZY TO CHECK IF YOUR LYING |
ALWAY'S LIE ON YOURE RESUME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ job resume ] |
 |
WE DID IT
1,000,000 COVID DEATH'S
"preventable but proffitable" |
HOPE YOUR STOCK'S WENT UP BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ covid19 ] |
 |
|
TIME THEFT AINT REAL HAPPY FRIDAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
UP ALL NIGHT
TIRED ALL DAY |
HELL YEA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ online ] |
 |
|
LETS CHUCK THIS MF - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
TIRED OF MY SHIT?
ME TO
MY WORKING ON IT MOTER FUCKER
AND WORK SUCK'S SO IM NOT WORKING THAT HARD |
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ self improvement ] |
 |
ALL GAS STATION'S
SOUD HAVE BOOTH'S
SO YOU CAN
HANGOUT
THEIR
LONGER |
DA GAS STATION ROCK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ gas station ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
Want to
KICK MY ASS?
please
DON'T
alway's home easy to find me
no not very fast hate pain
dont know how too fight
hate injurey i wont fight back get hit a lot ouch |
DON,T DO IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ injury ] |
 |
finally |
HAPPY FRIDAY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ friday ] |
 |
THOUGHT IT WAS FRIDAY
WHY TO I KEEP DOING
TO HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF TIME
WHAT ELSE
DID I FUCK
UP AND NOT
REALZIE YET
WHY
THOUGHT IT
WAS 2019
THE OTHER
DAY |
GOD DAMB IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ friday ] |
 |
|
SEE YA TOMMORROW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LETS GO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
SHUT DA FUCK UP |
YEA, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ nice ] |
 |
|
ITS NOT EVEN HOT OUT RELLAX - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
IM NOT
SCARED OF
HARD WORK
I JUST HATE IT |
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ work ] |
 |
KICKEN
ASS
&
WAITING FOR
SOCIETY TOO
COLLAPSE |
ANY DAY NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ society ] |
 |
|
SURE, - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
IM ON MY GRIND
GASTROINTESTAL DISTRESS
REFLUX
IRRITABLE BOWEL´S
NO
DAIRY |
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ acrostic ibs dairy ] |
 |
|
SUVIVING BUT NOT THRIVING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
YEA BITCHG - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
YES TRESPASING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
JUST
WHENT
TWO HOUR'S
WITHOUT
CHECKING MY PHONE
THE IRL GENIOUS I DESSERVE A TREAT |
IM BACK NOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ genious phone ] |
 |
Please caption me as close to verbatium as possible. This is yaml so indent with two spaces on each line.
|
DA "ONCE A WEEK PLAN" INVETED BY ME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ responsibility ] |
 |
IM NOT "BAD AT MY JOB"
IM SABOTAGING CAPTALISM
|
ITS PRAXTIS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ capitalism ] |
 |
|
SHIT COUNTRY - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I DONT NEED
FRIENDS
ALL I NEED IS A FEW PEOPLE
WHO I KNOW AND HAVE A BOND OF MUTUEL AFFECTON WITH
AND ARE FAVORED COMPANION'S
VOLUNTARILY ATTACHED BY AFFECTON AND ESTEEM BITCH!!! |
LOAN WOLF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ friends ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SATUDAY NIGHT MF - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
JUST WALK OUT of the cave!!!!
theirs eggs out here
furry holiday rabbit fursona
weed sleep not dead
no bones in peep's
jebby bean's
ressys egg better peanut butter ratio
he is resin
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!
|
HE IS RESIN - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ jesus easter ] |
 |
AWWWWWWWE,,,
gunna cry?
YOU GUNNA EXPRESS YOU'RE EMOTIONS???
FORCE YOU'RE SELF TO RELEASE OXYTOCKIN TO IMPROVE YOUR BRAINS MOOD??
GET SUPPORT FROM OTHERS AROUND YOU? LITTLE BABBY?
AWWE WANNA RELEASE TENSION?
|
AWWWWE LITTEL BABY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ emotions oxytocin ] |
 |
YOU CANT
RE-OPEN
IF NOTHIGN
WAS EVER
CLOSED
BITCHH!!!! |
MANDATORY REINFECTION, DOT WORRY ITS MILD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ open covid19 ] |
 |
EVERYTHIG IS FUCKED
WORLD ENDS BECAUSE 2 YEARS OF NO TREAT'S
NO NUKES SUST SLOW DICLINE YOU HAVE TOO WATCH
DO WHAT YOU WANT ASSAP
NO FUTURE FOR EARTH LMAO |
HAPPY 4//20 - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ future earth 420 ] |
 |
YOUR EXCITED TO SMOKE WHEED ON 4/20???
THATS COOL
THE CALENDER HAS NO POWER OVER ME
I FOLLOW NO RULES OF MAN
IM ALWAYS TIRED AND HUNGEY
CONFUSED OFTEN
AND IT FUCKEN ROCKS
|
LETS GO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ 420 ] |
 |
|
MILK GO TOO HELL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
CHCEK MATE - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
ALL I WANT
IS A $40 MINIMUM WAGE
30 HOUR WORK WEEK
NO POLITCAL OPINION'S FROM BOSS
ALOWED TO TAKE EDIBLE AFTER 4PM "WONT HIT UNTIL I CLOCK OUT"
MADATORY CRAP BREAK 9:30AM WHEN COFFE HIT'S
IM ALOWED TO STEAL 3 ITEMS PER DAY
5 ITEM'S IF THERE SMALL
I CAN EAT IN MY CAR NO ONES ALOWED TO SAY SHIT
MEAN TO 1 CUSTOMER EVERY DAY
SOMEONE ALWAY'S DESSERVES IT
|
NO BIG DEALL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ steal from work minimum wage work ] |
 |
HOLEY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON
HOLY SHIT PISSSS
IT IS CRAZY
SO HOT IN HERE
|
HOLY SHIT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ hot ] |
 |
|
WHASSUP - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHAT DO GOTHS EAT |
????????????? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ goths ] |
 |
i LOVE
FEALING LIKE SHIT
I HATE FEELING NORMAL
I DESERVE IT |
HELL YEA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ taco bell ] |
 |
oop´s my personalitty is made up entirely of coping mechanism´s |
MY BAD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ personality ] |
 |
|
BURG ME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
STAY HUNGEY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
WORKER'S OF THE WORLD UNITE AND LOOK AT ARE PHONE'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
HUMAN BODY
GO TOO HELL
BITCH BRAIN
SMALL ASS
ALL FOOD HURT'S TO EAT
BACK PAIN
KNEE'S BEND TO MUCH
FACE LOOK'S TO NORMAL
FINGER NUM WHEN I WAKE UP
IN GROW PUBE'S NUFF SAID
I GROW HAIR ON BACK WAHT DA FUCK
BITCH FINGER
|
FUCK MY HUMAN FORM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ body hair ] |
 |
I WILL NOT VIOLATE THE
TERM'S
OF
SERCICE
I AM NOT RICH ENOUGH TO BE
ALOUD TO THREATEN PEOPLE ONLINE
|
IF U KNOW U KNOW - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ tos online ] |
 |
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WEIRD VIBES LATELY
EVERYONE SICK NO ONE NOTICE'S
RENT HIGER AGAIN
FOOD COST'S EVEN MORE SUENLY
EXTREME WETHER PATTERN'S AGAIN
EVIL GUY BUYING 1 OF 3 REMAINING WEBSIGHTS
NO ONE HAPPY
BERT IS ERNIES DAD
HOW TO YOU PLAN FOR ANY FUTURE
WACHED 6 SEASONS OF BETER CALL SALL AND STIL BORING
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS!!
|
RT IF AGREE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ weather rent food bert ] |
 |
|
THIS SHIT SUCK'S SO BAD - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
AT LEAST DA LIFE EXPETANCY KEEP'S GOIG DOWN - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
I WILL NEVER LEAVE
IM ALOWED TO BE IN DA VIDEO GAME STORE
IM ALOWED TO READ THE BOXES
IM NOT YELLING IM HOWLING WHEN I SEE A COOL GAME BITCH! |
OWWWHOOOOO - https://t.co/GfqwqIe5Zw ADMIN
|
[ video game store ] |
 |
I''M NOT A BAD PERSON
IM JUST BAD AT BEING A PERSON
|
DAMB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ bad person ] |
 |
THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD GIVE YOU
$100 ON YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR
AND THEY SHOULD MAKE QUOTE TWEETING ILEGGAL
|
I NEED TO BE RUNNIG THIS SHIT COUNTREY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ tweeting birthday ] |
 |
ALIENS ARE ALREADY HEAR
AND THEY
FUCKEN SUCK
WHY TO I STILL HAVE TO WORK
IF YOUR CHANGING MY DNA FIX IT SO CHIP'S DONT MAKE ME FAT
THEY SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY INSTEAD OF RICH GUYS
STOP HIDDING GREY BITCH
AT LEAST ON THE TWILIGT ZONE THEY ATE PEOPLE
CARS SUCK AND THERE FLYING AROUND LAGHING AT US WRECKING
USE YOUR VOICE STOP TELEPATHING BITCH
UNIDENTIFIED FUCKEN OSSHOLE
|
FUCK EMM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ aliens ] |
 |
|
PLEASE DONT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
THINK ABOUT IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORRY,,, THANK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NOT BUYIN THERE SHIT ANY MORE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WANA KNOW WHAT I THINK?
TO BAD
NORMALIZE SHUTTING DA FUCK UP |
WHO CARE'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ ] |
 |
ME
I DON'T WANT TOO
EATING RIGHT & EXCERSCISING
|
BITCH - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ exercise ] |
 |
|
SO WHAT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
FREINDS COME AND GO,,,
MOSTLY GO |
NOT MY FUALT , IM PERFECT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ friends ] |
 |
|
JUST FOUND THIS DAMB - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
NO THANK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
LETS HEAR IT MOTER FUCKER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
One Admin...
Two Hand's...
Infinity Cat's
ADMIN is
DA CAT
PETTER
|
JOIN 'DA FREIND Z0NE" GET EXCLUSIVE STICKER'S IMAGE'S BUTTON'S ZINE'S ECT,,, THIS IS A PAGE FROM "DA SHARE Z1NE ISSUE 2" JOIN NOW TO GET IT AS SOON AS ITS READY https://t.co/04JQjiNhxl - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ cat ] |
 |
THEIR ARE NO "GOOD" billionairs
BUT SOME MIGHT TASTE GOOD
|
GRILLING SEASEN IS HERE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ billionares ] |
 |
NO ONE TELL'S ME WHAT TO DO
BUT
SUGGESTION'S
ARE ALWAYS WELCOME
IM TRYING TO IPROVE MYSELF
|
WHATS UP NOW MOTER FUCKERS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ suggestions self-improvement ] |
 |
DO YOU'RE WORST,
SCHOOL SHOOTER'S
WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY
|
ALL COPS ARE BOO HOO HOO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ news cops ] |
 |
|
DA BITCH IN BLUE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
WHOLE THING
SUCK'S ASS
DOG SHIT 4.5 BILLION
PLANET YEAR'S OF
SHIT |
HANG IT UP TO DRY BECUASE THIS SHIT IS WASHED - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
|
[ planet ] |
 |
NO ONE CARES IF YOUR
OFFENDED
ITS A HUGE PROBLEM IN SOCEITY
PEPOLE SHOULD CARE ABOT EACH OTHER MORE
AND THEIR SOULD BE A STRAIN OF WEED THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR DRINKIN BEER
|
REAL SHYT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/xjUw219BQ6
|
[ offense beer ] |
 |
|
CLOCKIN OUT SEE YA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/TSFrz14VYT
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
- https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/zPnFQe0lfo
|
[ dupe ] |
 |
|
SORRY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/rRzw31p4nR
|
[ dupe ] |