| 13 Examples of beer |
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YOUR STARTUP WENT PUBLIC?
CONGRATS ON THE IPO
NOW HOW ABOUT AN IPA?
AN
INITIAL
PUBLIC
ASSKICKING
ALSO THE BEER TOO
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FACEBOOK SHARE ZONE |
[ ipo ipa startup beer ] |
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too old to learn to skate
too old to go full goth
some new rap i dont get it
too old for candy
too old to learn spanish
get heartburn from beer
too old to be skinny
starting to like tom petty
too old to establish credit
its too late to really do anything cool
too old for hard video games
too old for a real career type job
my hip just hurt for the first time ever
maybe ill never be good at bass
too old to ride a bike for fun
too old to eat hell of burgers
no man should out live his cat
cartoons seem stupid now
too old to stay up late
too old for sex probably
too old for baggy jeans
too old to be friends with teens
what if im never happy like when i was a kid
BUT STILL KICKING ASS!!!
bitch
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"THE,FUTURE WAS WIDE OPEN" TOM P. |
[ skate goth candy spanish beer tom petty video games career bass bike burgers cat cartoons sex baggy jeans friends happiness too old ] |
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THINK I NEED TO QUIT COFFEE
- tired all the time
- feel like shyt
- but its cool to drink expensive drinks?
- probly have to quit beer to
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I WILL NEVER QUIT I WILL NEVER GIVE UP --ADMIN |
[ coffee beer ] |
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ONE BEER BEFORE WORK
"the perfect amount"
"or zima"
zima is actually really good
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IT WAS UNFARLY CRITIZIZED - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ zima beer ] |
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BILL'S
COMMERCIAL MUSIC STUCK IN MY HEAD
BACK PAIN
I LOOK LIKE SHIT
IN APP PURCHASES
TO EARLY FOR BEER
WORK SUCK'S
FEEL BAD ALL DAY
and yet i look like nothings wrong
BECAUSE IM BAD AT SHOWING EMOTION MOHTER FUCKER
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HOW ARE YOU SUPOSED TO SHOW THAT SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ emotion in-app purchases beer ] |
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DRANK TO MANY BEERS
and yet i'm am not hung over
GOT AWAY WITH IT
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AMAZZING - HOW CAN I DO THIS AGAIN - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ beer ] |
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GOT E. COLI FROM EATTING ASS
STILL GETTING FACE PIMPLES
BACK HURT'S EVERY DAY
TO TIRED TO EXERCISE
ELLAVATED CHOLESTERAL
DRINK TO MUCH COFFEE AND BEER
KITCHEN DRAWER TO FULL TO OPEN
TOOTH HURTS BUT HATE DENTIS
FORGOT HOW TO LIKE READING BOOK'S
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS
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EVERY FUCKEN DAY - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ kicking ass coffee beer kitchen drawer ] |
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"CAN I BRING YUOU ANOTHER BEER?"
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ANGEL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ angel beer ] |
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DA SHARE ZONE
OFFICIAL BEER RANKINGS
1. HIENEKEN
2. BUD
3. MICHELOB
4. HARD SETZER
5. CRAFT BEER
6. PBR
and in last place,,,
ALL DA FUCKEN REST
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IM RIGHT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ beer pbr heineken budweiser michelob ] |
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ME
BEER
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= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN = |
[ beer ] |
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IT''S FRIDAY
FORGOT WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO PLACES
READING TO MUCH NEWS
ITS IMPOSIBLE TO SLEEP
DOING ALL MY BAD HABIT'S AGAIN
ACTIVLEY LOSING MY SHIT
YOUR IN DA SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH
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ALMOST DA WEEKEND BABY!!!!!, - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ friday beer ] |
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I NEED A BEER
BEFORE MY
ENXIETY
EMERGES
REALY BAD LONG TERM PLAN BUT MY INSURENCE DOSENT COVER THEREPY BITCH
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BEER ME - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ beer insurance acrostic anxiety ] |
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NO ONE CARES IF YOUR
OFFENDED
ITS A HUGE PROBLEM IN SOCEITY
PEPOLE SHOULD CARE ABOT EACH OTHER MORE
AND THEIR SOULD BE A STRAIN OF WEED THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR DRINKIN BEER
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REAL SHYT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN https://t.co/xjUw219BQ6
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[ offense beer ] |