| 33 Examples of work |
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FRIDAY IS PRETTY MUCH
THE WEEKEND
SO TELL WORK
TO FUCK OFF
steal some shit to
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TELL EM THE Z0NE SENT YA |
[ work friday ] |
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YOU CAN STEAL ANYTHING FROM WORK
YOU DONT HAVE TO WANT IT
JUST THROW IT AWAY AT HOME
"fuck em"
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HELL YEAH --ADm in |
[ work steal ] |
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hello, admin
i am very horny
for you,
plus
its ok to steal
from work
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https://t.co/UaFuD2bvZz |
[ horny dream work stealing ] |
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That's Right It's
Friday
Rap music or metal is cool
Im ready to go
Depression level 9.5
Admin
Yo (what they shout in rap)
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WHEN THE BOSS LEAVES YOU CAN LEAVE TO -ADMIN |
[ friday work rap depression ] |
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COFFEE MACHINE
IS BROKEN
"IT WAS LIKE THAT
WHEN I GOT HERE"
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https://t.co/KKCK9CLLp8 |
[ coffee work ] |
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GROCERY SHOPIG
GOTTA STOP AT THE BANK TOO JUST REMEMBERED
BIGTIME HEADACHE
TRAFFIC
WORK
BOSS WANTS TO TALK TO ME
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https://t.co/WZDX6Kqw6k |
[ weed traffic work ] |
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WOKEUP
WHIE I WAS DRIVENG TO WORK
WHAT THE FUCK
?????
DONT REMEMBER LEAVING HOME
WAS I ASLEEP
??????
WHAT DID I HAVE FOR BREAKFAST
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HAPENS TO ME ONCE A WEEK NEED TO BUY A DASH CAM - https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v |
[ driving work breakfast ] |
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GOT TO HIGH
BEFORE WORK
does da boss always look like that
are my head phones to loud
wrong place wrong time
they can hear me breathing
how long have i been reading email
getting realy cold wheres my hoody
who did i say hi to already
if you hide in the bathroom they will know
do they already know im stoned
be theyre all talking about me
WOOPS
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EDIBLES ARE FOR WEEK ENDS ONLY - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN - |
[ edibles too high work ] |
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THERE IS A DAY BETWEEN
SUNDAY AND MONDAY
I AM GOING TO FIND IT
OR IM GOING TO GO TOO WORK TOMORROW IF I DONT
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THE RESERCH STARTS WHEN MY CERIAL IS FINNISHED - AND IM ALMOST OUT OF CERIAL https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work sunday monday ] |
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Maybe a helicopter will
CRASH INTO MY HOUSE
CANT GO TO WORK MONDAY
NOT MY FAULT
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ANY THING CAN HAPPEN, AND IT USALLY DOSEN’T, https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ helicopter work monday ] |
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GOTTA WAIT IN MY CAR
MY WEEKEND IS NON OF YOU'RE BUSINESS
DONT WANT TO SMALL TALK
TO CORWORKER ON THE WAY IN
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NOT MAKING EYE CONTAT EITHER NOT TAKING CHANCE’S - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ work weekend small talk ] |
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WASTING TIME AT WORK
walk fast look mad
sokudo
cross words
bideo poker
imbezeling
neo pets
bape
"theirs more than one type of hero"
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NOT ALL HERO’S LOOK THE SAME =- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADM |
[ hero work soduko neo pets ] |
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DONT YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
AFTER WORK
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IF IM NOT ON THE WAY HOME AT 5:01PM THEN CALL A AMBULENCE
- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work hang out ] |
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LERANING
about planet's and other smart shit
WHILE IM' CLOCKED IN AT WORK
cant block wikipedia boss check mate
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LERANING ABOUT ALL KIND’S OF SHIT - https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADM |
[ wikipedia work learning ] |
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YEAH BOSS
almost done with what you needed
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PUTTING IN WORK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ boss work ] |
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i can work on
SATURDAY
BUT IM GOING TO BE
HIGH AS HELL
ON 3 HOUR'S OF SLEEP
AND IM BRINGING MY 3DS
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YOU ASKED FOR ITT - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMNI |
[ work saturday 3ds ] |
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I ONLY HAD 3 DONUT'S
so...
EXPLAIN TOO ME
WHY THIS REQUIRE'S A
COMPANY WIDE E-MAIL
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THEY WERENT EVEN GOOD - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ donuts work email ] |
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GO AHEAD
CALL THE COP'S
ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO GO OVER THE FREE BAGEL LIMIT AT MEETING'S
it is simpley frowned upon
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D A S A R E Z 0 NE
https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE
- ADMIN - |
[ work meeting bagel ] |
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I DO NOT HAVE
TIME FOR THIS
im coasting
until 2020
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FUCK WORK - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work ] |
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0 HOUR'S for WORK
0 HOUR'S for REST
24 HOUR's for KICKEN ASS & LOOKEN AT MY PHONE
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24 HOUR'S FOR WAHT WE WILL - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work live ] |
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QUIT
OR GET OFF DA POT
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FUCK WORK AND FUCK DA BOSS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work bathroom ] |
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NOT DOING SHIT TODAY
ITS MY TIME ITS NOT THEFT
FINAL DECSISION
TURN FRIDAY INTO SATERDAY
ZOOMS NOT CONNECCTING SORRY
MOUSE JIGGEL PROGRAM SO THEY THINK IM WORKING
TIME THEFT IS FAKE SO IS TIME
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MADE UP MY MIND - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ work friday saturday ] |
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YOUR NOT "LIKE A BOSS" IF YOUR NOT GOING TO MEASURE AND MONITOR WHEN AND HOW MUCH I PEE |
BOSS BEHAVIOOR - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ boss work ] |
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KEY MILENNIALS
DONT WANNA WORK?
GOOD
YOUR RIGHT
DONT WASTE YOUR LIFE
ASS HOLE BOSS
THE BUSINESS KEEPS MOST OF THE MONEY
YOUR SMARTER THAN BOOMERS |
LISTEN UP MILENIALLS - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work millennials ] |
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Fuck work
if I want to be yelled at by old people I’ll go play bingo |
FUCK ALL JOB'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work bingo ] |
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HARD WORK SUCK´S ASS |
TIME THEFT CHAMPION - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work ] |
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KEEP GOING TOO WORK
"every ones going to get it"
"if your sick or fat you deverve it" "if your lucky its fine"
"try wearing 2 mask's lol" "your comobid your fault you died"
"back too normal lol"
"who cares if your under 5"
@dasharezone |
KEEP SPENDING MONEY - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work ] |
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ALL JOB´´S SCK ASS YOUR BEST BOSS JUST LESS BAD THEN THE REST |
RT IF TRUE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work ] |
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COWORKER'S KEEP
DISSAPPEARING
NOT FIRED
DIDN'T QUIT
JUST GONE ONE DAY
PROBLY FINE
RETURN TO OFFICE
GOING TOTALY FINE
NOT SUSPICIOUS |
EVERYTHINGS OK KEEP SHOPPING - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work fired ] |
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EATING AT WORK
SOULD BE
FREE
WHY IS IT LEGAL TO LOCK SNACK'S IN A MACHINE
IM HERE FOR THE MONEY
IM NOT GIVING IT BACK BITCH |
OVERTIME = 1.5 SNACK'S - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work food snacks ] |
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I CANT WAIT
TO WORK
30-60 MORE YEAR'S
SAME WAGE
RENT FOOD GAS MORE EXPENSIVE EVERY YEAR
NO TIME OFF WITHOUT DOCTERS NOTE
CANT GO TO DOCTERS NOTE
AND MY BACK HURTS |
LETS FUCKEN GO - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work wage ] |
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IM NOT
SCARED OF
HARD WORK
I JUST HATE IT |
FUCK IT - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ work ] |
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ALL I WANT
IS A $40 MINIMUM WAGE
30 HOUR WORK WEEK
NO POLITCAL OPINION'S FROM BOSS
ALOWED TO TAKE EDIBLE AFTER 4PM "WONT HIT UNTIL I CLOCK OUT"
MADATORY CRAP BREAK 9:30AM WHEN COFFE HIT'S
IM ALOWED TO STEAL 3 ITEMS PER DAY
5 ITEM'S IF THERE SMALL
I CAN EAT IN MY CAR NO ONES ALOWED TO SAY SHIT
MEAN TO 1 CUSTOMER EVERY DAY
SOMEONE ALWAY'S DESSERVES IT
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NO BIG DEALL - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ steal from work minimum wage work ] |