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JUST TRYING TO DO MY DAMN JOB
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https://t.co/radSLB4aog |
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WORK SCHED.XLSX
8:00-8:15 TRAFFIC FUCKEN SUCKS
8:15-8:30 CAFFENE INJECTION LOL
8:30-9:00 CHECKIN UP ON MY SITES
9:00-9:30 DAMN, A LOTTA EMAIL
9:30-9:45 BATHROOM BREAK #1
9:45-10:00 WALK AROUND BUILDING OR BATHROOM EMERGENCY
10:00-11:00 JUST SORT OF LOOKING AT CRAIGSLIST AND THINKIN ABOUT STUFF
11:00-11:30 TALK TO ANNOYING COWORKER AFTER CLOSING BROWSER TABS
11:30-1:30 LUNCH
1:30-2:00 BATHROOM BREAK #2
2:00-2:30 I CAN FIND A BETTER JOB THAN THIS ONLINE
2:30-3:00 STOP EMAILING ME!
3:00-3:30 IS IT NORMAL TO BE THIS TIRED DURING THE DAY?
3:30-4:00 I AM NOT STARTING A PROJECT THIS LATE
4:00-4:30 REFRESHING THE SAME SITES AND CHECKING THE TIME
4:30-4:55 NOVEL.DOCX
4:55-5:00 ANSWER ONE EMAIL
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C:\Users\ADMIN\Documents\Old\2009\Personal\Docs\Backup\Documents\Old\2009\Personal\Docs\ |
[ email traffic caffeine craigslist job novel ] |
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YOUR COMPANY'S HIRING BUT I CAN'T INTERVIEW?
not your call
JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS
NO PROBLEM DUDE
I get it
YOU'LL KEEP
ME IN MIND
next time!
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HEY, MY RESAME STAYS ON FILE FOR 6 MONTHS....NEVER KNOW WHAT CUOLD HAPPEN |
[ job hiring ] |
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cool bass guitars
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https://t.co/5r7zkeY5l4 |
[ bass guitar web search job ] |
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ITS NEVER TOO LATE
TO LEAVE WORK EARLY
AND ITS NEVER TOO EARLY
TO DECIDE TO COME IN LATE
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BELEIVE IN YOURSELF --ADMin |
[ job late ] |
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HEY ITS JUST A JOB
probably not gunna do this forever
not exactly my dream but hey
we all gotta eat
one more day suck it up
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WOULD MY YOUNGER SELD BE DISAPPOINTED? |
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if i was the boss,,,
smoke weed whenev
nice on performance reviews
always be clossing
no meetings ever
no meetings
office butler
nice phone
more time to fuck aaround
odorless buisness cards
never make smalltalk again
steal better shit
"the cool boss"
secret bathroom
extra big parking spot
bring in doughgnuts
still not know whats going on
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https://t.co/LDiWcd7nmr |
[ boss job meeting donuts ] |
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BOSS TOOK MY SATURDAY
so i took $274 woth
of office supplies
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WE CAN DO THIS EVRY WEEK IF YUO WANT- https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ saturday job steal from work boss ] |
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I UPLOADDED MY RESUMEE
WHY DO I HAVE TO TYPE ALL OF THE SHIT AGAIN
8+ YEARS EXPERIENCE
SORRY NOT COMFORTABLE GIVING YOU MY PEE
BACHALOR DEGREE
KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE
IF YOU COULD BE A ANIMAL WHICH ONE WOUD YOU BE AND WHY
INTERVIEW PANTS
TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU FUCKED UP AT WORK
THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN GOING TO WORK
IS TRYING TO GET A NEW JOB
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STARTING TO THINK THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND THEIR ALL LAGHUING AT ME
= https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE = |
[ job resume ] |
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job dosent define me
unimployment is worse maybe
they dont even say thank's
supposed to be temp job been here to long
just gotta save money then ill' quit
have to dress like a dipshit
boss thiks im poor on purpose
but stil kicking ass
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RT IF YOUR KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ still kicking ass job ] |
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MY GENERATION
NO JOB PAYS RENT MONEY
STUDENT LOAN DEBT
BARLEY AFFORD CAR
CANT GO TO DOCTOR
NO ONE FUCKS
IN APP PURCHASES
AFFRAID TO ANSWER PHONE
...AND WE TURNED OUT FINE
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- https://t.co/Qtp3PvcePc ADMIN |
[ generation job student loan doctor in-app purchases ] |
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UNFORTUNETLY THE POSTION
HAS BEEN FILLED BUT WE WILL
KEEP YOURE RESUME ON FILE
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WE WILL MAKE NO EXCUSE FOR THE TERORR - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN |
[ job resume guillotine ] |
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THEY GOLD US
' GET A REAL JOB"
FOR 20 YEAR'S
NOW THEIR MAD
WE WONT MAKE THERE
HAMBURGERS |
GONNA CRY ???? - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ job hamburgers ] |
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YOUR JOB NEVER TELLS YOU THE TRUTH AND THERE USALLY TOO LAZY TO CHECK IF YOUR LYING |
ALWAY'S LIE ON YOURE RESUME - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN
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[ job resume ] |